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Post by iyfwkidzc on Aug 29, 2008 21:49:17 GMT -5
Evan mad. Evan want update. *Evan proceeds to turn green* *children run in horror* haha, kidding, Pagano.
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Post by CF9™ on Aug 29, 2008 22:08:48 GMT -5
Evan mad. Evan want update. *Evan proceeds to turn green* *children run in horror* haha, kidding, Pagano. Children make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
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stevereno159
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Post by stevereno159 on Aug 30, 2008 12:24:44 GMT -5
cool, tna is pretty fast but at least your only jobbing, still cool and you've got a reader in me
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Post by mattoriginal on Aug 30, 2008 13:49:48 GMT -5
Booger Red....What does that mean anyway? Ya know? Jim Ross' nickname for Undertaker back in 2002? I mean we never found out. Anyway I'm kinda out of it, from the pain pills for my neck. I didn't injure it, but I did hurt myself. I just can't let myself get hooked. I was wondering to myself earlier, 'Doesn't Terry know that my scheduled jobbing is before the next group session'. Yeah he thought it was today..two days after my neck injury. I'm still excited that my third match is going to be on iMPACT. Well they did show up earlier so lets go there. Terry arrived with Shark Boy(Minus the mask). I was told that I would be his opponent on iMPACT! this week. Terry handed me an illegal copy of 'The Dark Knight' and told me to study Joker, because I would be playing the role of 'Keith 'The Jokester' Fletcher'...what is this, WCW 2000? Taylor asked for my gear, and told me that I would have similar gear made by TNA's people. My award winning catchphrase...'Why So Humorless?'..But Work is Work, and money is money. So me and SB worked out a nice little match, taking it easy on my neck. The plan was I was going to pull a knife out of my pants(at risk of choppy choppy my pee-pee), and attempt to show Shark Boy how I got these scars, but the rest of PBJ would come out and smack me around, while the ref was out for some reason. Shark Boy would hit the Deep Sea Driver to pick out a win, and luckily this didn't hurt my neck. So to end this I shook Terry's hand, and I shook Stone Cold Shark Boy's hand, as they walked out the door. Hopefully this will go well at the tapings, and it'll be smooth sailing from here.
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Post by Rated R on Aug 30, 2008 13:56:02 GMT -5
I loved the update, although considering it was a one time appearence I dont think you would have been given such a gimmick, although it sounded pretty cool. It's nice to see the pain pills line, it makes the fact you are in a physical business that much more realistic.
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Post by LAXxxx305 on Aug 30, 2008 14:11:14 GMT -5
Great update. Hey, you got a free copy of the Dark Knight yay. That sucks you have a Neck Injury. This is great. Keep up the good work. Can't wait for another updated.
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Post by Red Dragon on Aug 30, 2008 14:28:51 GMT -5
It was good but the joker gimmick killed it for me, why so humorless, rather you just went there got killed and left, I thought the match was later than this,its really hard to reply to this diary so sorry for the short and rubbish reply, wonder were you will job next chikiara would be fun or a CZW were they stiff the f*** outta you, good luck
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Post by mattoriginal on Aug 30, 2008 14:30:58 GMT -5
It was good but the joker gimmick killed it for me, why so humorless, rather you just went there got killed and left, I thought the match was later than this,its really hard to reply to this diary so sorry for the short and rubbish reply, wonder were you will job next chikiara would be fun or a CZW were they stiff the f*** outta you, good luck No this was a training session, not the taping itself. And I already have plans for CHIKARA.
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Post by Iron Man on Aug 30, 2008 15:33:49 GMT -5
haha loved it. Being a huge TDK fan, awesome to see that incorporated in your character. TNA would do something like that, lol
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Fury
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Post by Fury on Aug 31, 2008 4:57:56 GMT -5
I have been reading through this every chance I've had and am fully caught up on it and it's great stuff I must say, you've really developed a great character, albeit one who I want to see get stiffed the out with his attitude There are a couple of mis-steps, mainly just the TNA deal and gimmick so quickly, but the rest is gold, you've captured the feel of the wrestling business perfectly. Great stuff and I look forward to seeing this go for yonkers.
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Villa
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Post by Villa on Aug 31, 2008 5:16:20 GMT -5
This is awsome! I've really been entertained the entire time.
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Post by Jason Star on Aug 31, 2008 18:02:26 GMT -5
Another good update. Good thing your neck is alright. The Joker gimmick is a bit much. Unless you were coming full time into TNA I don't think they would give you such a big gimmick. Plus getting a knife out? Bit serious especially for a quick squash. Hopefully it all goes down alright and look forward to what is next for you after you have done Impact.
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Post by mattoriginal on Sept 1, 2008 1:34:50 GMT -5
me and Brittney were boarding a plane. Well..yeah. So I guess I need to back this up a few hours. So Brit and Chris were in a big fight, and they were dragging me into it, as I was packing my stuff for my flight to Orlando. Chris told me to tell Brit she was wrong(I don't know why they were fighting). Brit said she wasn't gonna take his *Bleep* anymore and that she was gonna go to Orlando with me. Chris told me that if she went with me it was over. I started paying attention right about now, and told Chris, to go to talk to me over there. I told him, in whisper, that she is pissed, and that maybe if she went with me, she can forget why she's mad at him, after all, I'm not the best person in the world. Chris told me to keep her safe, and I gave him my word. So I called Terry Taylor and asked if there was another ticket left for the flight. He told me that I was in luck and there was only one left. So I printed our tickets and told Brit to hurry up, but in comical fashion, she already had her stuff packed, and ran to the car. I grabbed my phone, and told Chris I'll tell him how it went. So as we were driving, she decided to tell me that Chris was a bad person, and how he hated puppies, killed hamsters, kicks children in the face, does crack.....and cocaine!, molests children, and other absurd ideas. I eventually tuned her out...literally by turning up the radio. But to my dismay, 'The Almighty Dollar' by Ozzy Osbourne quickly turned to 'Disturbia' by Rihanna. So I had to listen to pop/R'n'B/and rap-light for an hour and a half. So we did all the stuff at the airport, like standing in line for half an hour, arguing with the ticket taker people, and get scanned..oh and I swear I saw..THE GREAT..MUHAMMAD HASS-AN(!) getting checked in the airport. I felt an urge to go ask tell him 'I THOUGHT UNDERTAKER KILLED YOU!', but I decided to keep my composure. So on this long flight, while I was asleep listening to my iPod, Brit decided to play with my hair(awesomely long if I may say so my self) and take photos. So yeah when I woke up, I had to walk around with braided hair. Little kids laughed..meh..so we got there around 9-ish. So we had to get to the hotel. It was kind of a mark out moment..cause there in the lobby...was my hero...and my hero...WAS HOT!...HE WAS SPICY...and HE TASTES GREAT(I do not know this from personal experience) Christopher Freaking Daniels! I went up to him and shook his and and told him that I really admired his in ring work, and he was a great guy about..the next guy wasn't. I went up to one half of the Motor City Machine Guns, Alex Shelley. I told him that he is a great worker, and I thought it was cool that he used a song by my favorite band(Interstellar Overdrive by Pink Floyd..well he used a cover by The Melvin's, but whatever). He told me to go away and called me a mark under his breathe. Well thanks a lot Mr. Shelley. So I checked in and thought that we were getting two rooms. We'll we didn't. And I thought at least we were getting two beds. Nope. So as we got into the room, she took her stuff into the bathroom, and 'freshen up'. I'm a total oblivious bunghole. So I turned on Comedy Central to be greeted by the comedy of Jon Stewart, who was being joined by Jon Oliver, my favorite correspondent. They were talking about the economy, when I looked over and Brittney was standing in totally hot lingerie. My mouth dropped, kinda like that one cartoon. She told me to shut up and...well lets keep this family friendly. I looked over and saw a memory of Chris telling me keep her safe...well...I'll try..
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Post by Red Dragon on Sept 1, 2008 3:29:56 GMT -5
Lol thats a great write up allthough it had hardly any mentions of wrestling, I knew Brit wasn't gonna stay with Chris for ever, do we see Matts new manager?, I lol'ed at the Mark part and all the bull Brit was making up, you went up to Shelley and commented on a band hope you get to wrestle him later, chris is gonna kill you, keep this up as allways
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Post by CF9™ on Sept 1, 2008 10:47:24 GMT -5
I somehow knew that was gonna happen. Describe in detail . Can't wait to see that Sharkey match, and yes, Shelley is a dick. Can't wait to see the match, how you play the character, and what Chris thinks.
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Post by duan on Sept 1, 2008 10:56:35 GMT -5
that was awesome.
im still marking out, YOU GOT SOME BOOTY! YOU GOT SOME BOOTY! hey, what does she look like anyway? haha at Shelley being a total dick and Chris being a child molester! ha
Great update, MORE!
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Post by CF9™ on Sept 1, 2008 11:21:46 GMT -5
that was awesome. im still marking out, YOU GOT SOME BOOTY! YOU GOT SOME BOOTY! hey, what does she look like anyway? haha at Shelley being a total dick and Chris being a child molester! ha Great update, MORE! Don't forget he does crack...and cocaine! I want more.
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Post by Rated R on Sept 1, 2008 11:48:47 GMT -5
Another superb update Matt. I loved how you are giving us an insight into your personal life as well as your wrestling career, it makes the character that much more realistic.
I am also shocked and appalled that you slept with your friend's girl. She better have been hot!
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Post by iyfwkidzc on Sept 1, 2008 13:03:23 GMT -5
I somehow knew that was gonna happen. Describe in detail . Keep your pants on, Evan. Ok...I agree with Pagano.
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Post by mattoriginal on Sept 2, 2008 0:13:05 GMT -5
What a night..and that's all I can really say..I was woke up with Alex Shelley pounding on the door. I finally got up, threw some boxers on, as well as a Motor City Machine Gun shirt(he's already pissed at me, might as well try to get a laugh). I opened the door only to be greeted by his pleasant frowning face. He told me that it was about time us 'horn dogs' were up. He said some generally unpleasant things about me and Brittney and threw my gear in the room, which was hidden in his right hand in a bag. So lazily throw my gear in the duffel bag I've been carrying around since I got here. As I almost closed the bathroom door for a shower, Brittney decided to slip in as well..you do the math. So after the best shower ever(!), I put on a suit, as she put on designer pants and one of my shirts(Pink Floyd Tour 94!). I grabbed the duffel bag and walked out, and checked out. Daniels asked if I had a ride, and I admitted that I took a cab here. He told me, that he and Alan Jones(better known as AJ Styles) carpool, and there was room for two more. I marked the hell out at the fact I'd be riding with Styles and Daniels, with my (apparently) new girlfriend. So I grabbed my stuff and threw in back, as me and Daniels got in the two front seats. He told me it was like ten minutes to AJ's house. So me and Daniels discussed wrestling. I told him that I haven't been following iMPACT lately, and wanted to know the run down on the gimmick. Daniels explained for the past few weeks, PJB had been destroying knockoff movie villains, like Snackula, The Creature from the Orange Lagoon, Three-Face, etc. So this week, The Jokester would try to destroy the PJB only to suffer the same fate, being dragged off to jail, in a cartoony fashion. So I told him that this would be my third professional match, and he told me that I should consider myself lucky that I'm working one of my first five matches on TV. He told me that if I do good tonight, he could put in a good word to Gabe and Cary. I was still oblivious. So we pulled in front of a mansion looking small house. Out comes AJ Styles in jeans and one of his shirt. He looked out of place, what with me and Daniels wearing suits. So I stepped out of the car and I shook hands and introduced myself to AJ. Very polite guy. I got in the backseat, where Brittney proceed to play with my hair, and I kept my mouth shut, and only spoke when AJ or Daniels asked the occasional question. So after a twenty minute car ride we pulled up to the iMPACT Zone, which was cool, after seeing the DVD's and all the times I've seen in on television. Fans around us greeted AJ Styles, but me, Daniels, and Brittney quickly ran inside. Inside, wow man, it felt like a dream for a wrestling fan. Over there was Kurt Angle, and in the corner was Kevin Nash, and over at the water cooler was Christian talking to Rhino. So awesome. Then came Dutch Mantell and Vince Russo. Telling me to get dressed and go to the make up person within 15 minutes. Just like High School Gym! So I went to the locker room(with lower names like Johnny Devine, Jimmy Rave, Lance Rock, and Consequences Creed). So, also like High School gym, I found a corner and pulled out the pants, but instead of the 'MO' on my leg, there was Joker face. Still nothing on the sleeveless shirt. So I got the gear on, and went to the make up lady. Who applied some make up, which was in a case marked 'STING MAKEUP'. Should I feel honored? Well I thought this was worthy enough of a MySpace pic, so I had Brit take a picture of me in my gear sitting in the locker room with the knife in my hand. I also got some sweet pics with Petey Williams, Chris Sabin, D-Von Dudley, Christian, and the afore mentioned AJ and Daniels. So I met up with Sharky right before our match, and we went over what we came up with a few days ago. Sharky wished me luck on my career after this, and I thanked him for it. A Few minutes later I was right under the tunnel, as Shark Boy was doing his Steve Austin routine, when an obvious modified voice(think Black Scorpion) spoke 'WHY SO HUMORLESS HAHA!', followed by Raven's old entrance song. I stepped into the bright light, and squinted a bit. Have I made it? I guess I'll find out soon enough.
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