For the WWE fan that has everything...

[Bubba Ray DJ]

So periodically we get the occasional junk mail magazine here at my house. Today, I was perusing one such magazine and spotted something that made me do a double take. So without further ado...

Ladies and Gentlemen,

For the WWE fan that has everything...

I give to you...John Cena Lawn Zombie.

There are some things that Triple H can't bury no matter how hard he tries...stick it to the man with John Cena Lawn Zombie. Make your lawn no-sell pesticides and tell that fall and winter season that "you can't see me" with this one of a kind John Cena Lawn Zombie. You can even send a message to Vince McMahon himself and let him know just what you think about Cena by going Undertaker on his ass with this fantastic statue.

www.designtoscano.com/product/code/DB383020.do

[mercennario1080]

This made my day.

[Master Lewpac]

Awesome..

The only thing is.. Ill never buy John Cena merchandise, no matter if its helping or hurting him.

[Flyrfn144]

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This is pure ing gold, no matter how you look at it.

[Mr. McCluer]

Best Thing EVER!

[Creative Has Nothing for Me]

wow that tree sculpture on the link is f*ckin creepy.

[iyfwkidzc]

What's next, a Benoit Lawn Zombie?

[Mr. McCluer]

Jun 8, 2008 23:12:05 GMT -5 @iyfwkidzc said:

What's next, a Benoit Lawn Zombie?

Benoit? no it would be more like the benoit workout bench

[Creative Has Nothing for Me]

Jun 8, 2008 23:13:18 GMT -5 Mr. McCluer said:

Jun 8, 2008 23:12:05 GMT -5 @iyfwkidzc said:

What's next, a Benoit Lawn Zombie?

Benoit? no it would be more like the benoit workout bench

Sold! and Sold!

[Bubba Ray DJ]

Jun 8, 2008 23:15:49 GMT -5 Creative Has Nothing for Me said:

Jun 8, 2008 23:13:18 GMT -5 Mr. McCluer said:

Benoit? no it would be more like the benoit workout bench

Sold! and Sold!

Eddie Guerrero memorial tooth brush.

[The Funniest Guy in Pants]

The website doesn't mention John Cena at all.

The Zombie of Montclaire Moors Sculpture

By artist Alan Dickinson. If this doesn’t scare your neighbors, nothing will!

We challenged noted British artist Alan Dickinson to create his most haunting image exclusively for Toscano—and he certainly delivered! Not for the faint of heart, Dickinson’s life-sized, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden plot or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you’ve ever seen. His macabre expression is captured in such great detail in quality designer resin and finished so realistically that you’ll swear you can hear him breathing! Arrives in 3 pcs.

[Creative Has Nothing for Me]

Jun 8, 2008 23:27:14 GMT -5 The Funniest Guy in Pants said:

The website doesn't mention John Cena at all.

The Zombie of Montclaire Moors Sculpture

By artist Alan Dickinson. If this doesn’t scare your neighbors, nothing will!

We challenged noted British artist Alan Dickinson to create his most haunting image exclusively for Toscano—and he certainly delivered! Not for the faint of heart, Dickinson’s life-sized, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden plot or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you’ve ever seen. His macabre expression is captured in such great detail in quality designer resin and finished so realistically that you’ll swear you can hear him breathing! Arrives in 3 pcs.

Allow us to introduce you to SARCASM.

[Bubba Ray DJ]

Jun 8, 2008 23:27:14 GMT -5 The Funniest Guy in Pants said:

The website doesn't mention John Cena at all.

The Zombie of Montclaire Moors Sculpture

By artist Alan Dickinson. If this doesn’t scare your neighbors, nothing will!

We challenged noted British artist Alan Dickinson to create his most haunting image exclusively for Toscano—and he certainly delivered! Not for the faint of heart, Dickinson’s life-sized, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden plot or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you’ve ever seen. His macabre expression is captured in such great detail in quality designer resin and finished so realistically that you’ll swear you can hear him breathing! Arrives in 3 pcs.

Oh lord. lol.

[Mr. McCluer]

Jun 8, 2008 23:15:49 GMT -5 Creative Has Nothing for Me said:

Jun 8, 2008 23:13:18 GMT -5 Mr. McCluer said:

Benoit? no it would be more like the benoit workout bench

Sold! and Sold!

new benoit text messaging service

[cheezehead6]

wait a minute, this thing is real???

how freakin creepy!

[KeBen Owens]

At least the Lawn Zombie has more personality than Cena.

[E-Noon]

GTFOutta here. Im still a fan of the John Cena as Superman comic a little more though.

[ssxviper382]

super cena Zombie

[Deleted]

LMFAO.

Pure Gold.

[The Funniest Guy in Pants]

Jun 8, 2008 23:27:59 GMT -5 Creative Has Nothing for Me said:

Jun 8, 2008 23:27:14 GMT -5 The Funniest Guy in Pants said:

The website doesn't mention John Cena at all.

Allow us to introduce you to SARCASM.

That's what I figured that OP was getting at, however if you look at the first few responses, some people were taking this seriously.

Allow me to introduce you to reading comprehension