elliot
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Post by elliot on Oct 25, 2007 9:16:58 GMT -5
So, my friend comes round my house, i sell him a figure, and i have enough money for a CS/RA.
We head into town, and our first stop is Woolworths. We browse the wide WWE figure section, including such greats as ''Rey Mysterio double pack'', ''Kenny Dykstra'' and ''WGTT.'' Basicly the usual crap. I checked for CS. They had
Bad News Brown
Brother Love x2
Mean Gene
I pick up Brother Love, and get ready to buy it. I look at the back, to find a nice white, dry sticky substance. ''HOLY SHMOLY IS THAT JIZZ?'' We did not know. So, i apporached a Red Man, and asked him as to why there was Jizz on the back of my figure. He did not know why. So, i put the figure back, and we head to another toy shop, but that was crap, and over priced, so back to Woolworths it is.
I really want this Brother Love, so we go and see the red man, who says the people at the till will clean it. So, we took it to the till, where the lady assured me it was not jizz, and cleaned it up.
So, i bought it in the end.
Feedback?
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Post by binnzer317 on Oct 25, 2007 9:18:44 GMT -5
Umm, Cool pick up. Not so cool story.
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Post by Cammi Oh on Oct 25, 2007 9:29:50 GMT -5
You bought nutted toys.
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Post by supercrazydragon on Oct 25, 2007 9:38:23 GMT -5
So wait. The moral of your story is that someone dropped their man seed on a toy... and you bought it any way?
That's just nasty. Why you gotta be nasty?
If it was me (And I wouldn't have bought it), every time I played with or saw that figure I'd just think of those little tadpoles swimming around on it.
Ewwwwwww.
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Post by vaclav on Oct 25, 2007 9:50:52 GMT -5
why didn't you pick the other Brother Love that didn't have omnipotent semen on it?
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elliot
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Post by elliot on Oct 25, 2007 9:52:22 GMT -5
why didn't you pick the other Brother Love that didn't have omnipotent semen on it? it had ripped carding, and i only really like to collect CS MOC. btw, to who ever said it was nasty, the back of the carding faces the wall. |
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Post by Chip on Oct 25, 2007 10:06:41 GMT -5
who would semen on a brother love figure?
its not that good of a fig.
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T-Phunk
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Post by T-Phunk on Oct 25, 2007 11:07:20 GMT -5
Uh oh now that you touched the giz soaked Brother Love, you caught the gay. JK, I am sure it was silly string or something stupid like that. I don't know why so many idiots like to hit wrestling figs with silly string. It must be those damn Spiderman web slingers in the same aisle.
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Post by JCF on Oct 25, 2007 11:09:15 GMT -5
This belongs in the I just bought/good deal thread.
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Post by ThrowinUpTheX on Oct 25, 2007 11:56:14 GMT -5
Ok that's just pathetic like it was going to be semen.....
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Post by Y3RP: LA MARAVILLA!!! on Oct 25, 2007 12:20:18 GMT -5
wat tha  k............this tha most funniest story i read so far this yr!!! |
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Post by dynasty3113 on Oct 25, 2007 12:35:44 GMT -5
why didn't you pick the other Brother Love that didn't have omnipotent semen on it? exactly |
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Post by Beast from the east on Oct 25, 2007 12:44:16 GMT -5
 This is what happened when he seen Brother Love |
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Post by supercrazydragon on Oct 25, 2007 12:56:12 GMT -5
why didn't you pick the other Brother Love that didn't have omnipotent semen on it? it had ripped carding, and i only really like to collect CS MOC. btw, to who ever said it was nasty, the back of the carding faces the wall. Well, now I guess it won't have any trouble sticking to the wall on its own. ZING! |
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Oct 25, 2007 13:02:07 GMT -5
Oh crap, I'm sorry dude. I can't stop it. I'm getting help. But Brother Love is just really sexy.
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Post by CM Punk on Oct 25, 2007 13:10:14 GMT -5
I wonder what that stuff was? LOL
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Post by guygardner on Oct 25, 2007 14:09:55 GMT -5
Very clearly someone believed Brother Love when he told them that he loved them.
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Post by WalterF on Oct 25, 2007 14:19:07 GMT -5
Why didnt you hold off to find the Brother Love for another time, its very much a shelfwarmer.
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Post by JCF on Oct 25, 2007 14:37:55 GMT -5
Why didnt you hold off to find the Brother Love for another time, its very much a shelfwarmer. Yeah, it really is. The only thing that CS 13 Brother Love figure "loves" is my Walmarts shelves. |
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Post by kanekilledvince on Oct 25, 2007 14:52:01 GMT -5
Not a very good story. I'm sure any 8 year olds that read it will enjoy it though.
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