Post by Master of Destruction on Jun 20, 2007 13:38:57 GMT -5
Budweiser bottles litter the floor of the dressing room. There are two black leather sofa's and a wooden table in the middle of the room, almost every inch covered. A plasma TV screen is on the wall, showing various clips of matches from WFWF past and present. There are magazines, buckets of KFC, a couple of Budweiser’s and some other foods such as potato chips. Behind the sofa's are large wardrobe/dresser areas where two sports back are sitting unopened. WFWF Superstars Master of Destruction and Total Apocalypse have a sofa each and are having a conversation pausing only to take a drink of beer or eat a piece of chicken.
MOD: We got a match tonight right?
TA: Apparently so...a fray apparently.
MOD: What like the band? Yup that’s the standard to jokes we have today. I heard that we are teaming in this fray, but it isn't a tag match. Now I might have been drinking already tonight, but I am not completely out of it when asking what the hell is this about? I mean are the owners so desperate to do something different and 'out there' that they feel the need piss around with match formats.
TA: It's us man. We are the standard bearers, if anyone can make this shambles work, it'll be us. Its happened for years.
MOD: Ah, the Slayers Crypt match for example. If I'm honest I would rather stay here instead. I mean we got beer, we got chicken...this all adds up my friend to good times.
TA: Yup! Who needs the tag team championships when we can have beer and chicken. The tag team champion is in this match too you know?
MOD: Who? Yukio Blaze? The man's name sounds like a failed comic book hero, a power ranger even...
TA: Who by the way were the absolute best of all childhood heroes.
MOD: Nah, I was a Ninja Turtle fan myself to be honest...anyway Yukio Blaze. He might be both halves of the tag team champions but how in anyway is this an advantage? Sure he gets his name in the record books, but who reads that **** anyway.
TA: He’s the tag team champion?
MOD: Yeah, just him on his own. This wouldn’t have happened back in our day…
TA: Don’t we have a #1 Contender’s Match at Veni Vidi Vici? Where if we win, we’ll earn the right to face him for the belts? What’s the point in having a #1 Contender’s Match? Surely if we beat him this week, we should automatically earn a title shot?
MOD: I don’t know man, this is the kind of booking that’d make Slayer proud… Anyway the bottom line is, he is one man on two and there is nobody on this planet who can stop us two when we are on our game. It took him two years to win a title...by then we had already won and vacated titles, had a revolt against the ownership and stormed out because we were just so cool a handful of times.
TA: Yeah I guess so. Still people are talking about him as being one of the best here so maybe we should have thought twice about going to that lap-
MOD: -Laptop shop...in which we bought ourselves a new computer...(look to camera) Anyway, to steer this train wreck somewhere towards the right direction. This other sorry son of a bitch who we have to face...Thunder is it?
TA: Yup that's him. He looks like a tough opponent. Yeah erm...he could be difficult for us to beat...
MOD: You have no idea who he is do you?
TA: Not a clue. He must be decent though, I mean he is in a big match on the lead show against two of the lead guys in the company...
MOD: ...and a power ranger.
TA: Yup and a power ranger. Actually I have heard of him before, he has a PPV match for the International Championship.
MOD: So wait a minute, we could and probably will beat the tag team champion and the number one contender to the International championship tonight. That means that technically we are going to dominate this company even more than we already do. Like I said, dumb booking, we are going to embarrass the champions and potential future champions in one night...not only one night but the show before the pay per view. Great business decision guys...good stuff.
TA: Anyway, shouldn't we maybe actually get thinking about getting ready for the match.
MOD: Yeah, and we've ran out of chicken anyway.
With this they both stand up and begin half heartedly clearing the room, after removing a couple of bottles each they give up, as we close in on the TV showing the match where Master of Destruction and Total Apocalypse won their first tag team championships.
MOD: We got a match tonight right?
TA: Apparently so...a fray apparently.
MOD: What like the band? Yup that’s the standard to jokes we have today. I heard that we are teaming in this fray, but it isn't a tag match. Now I might have been drinking already tonight, but I am not completely out of it when asking what the hell is this about? I mean are the owners so desperate to do something different and 'out there' that they feel the need piss around with match formats.
TA: It's us man. We are the standard bearers, if anyone can make this shambles work, it'll be us. Its happened for years.
MOD: Ah, the Slayers Crypt match for example. If I'm honest I would rather stay here instead. I mean we got beer, we got chicken...this all adds up my friend to good times.
TA: Yup! Who needs the tag team championships when we can have beer and chicken. The tag team champion is in this match too you know?
MOD: Who? Yukio Blaze? The man's name sounds like a failed comic book hero, a power ranger even...
TA: Who by the way were the absolute best of all childhood heroes.
MOD: Nah, I was a Ninja Turtle fan myself to be honest...anyway Yukio Blaze. He might be both halves of the tag team champions but how in anyway is this an advantage? Sure he gets his name in the record books, but who reads that **** anyway.
TA: He’s the tag team champion?
MOD: Yeah, just him on his own. This wouldn’t have happened back in our day…
TA: Don’t we have a #1 Contender’s Match at Veni Vidi Vici? Where if we win, we’ll earn the right to face him for the belts? What’s the point in having a #1 Contender’s Match? Surely if we beat him this week, we should automatically earn a title shot?
MOD: I don’t know man, this is the kind of booking that’d make Slayer proud… Anyway the bottom line is, he is one man on two and there is nobody on this planet who can stop us two when we are on our game. It took him two years to win a title...by then we had already won and vacated titles, had a revolt against the ownership and stormed out because we were just so cool a handful of times.
TA: Yeah I guess so. Still people are talking about him as being one of the best here so maybe we should have thought twice about going to that lap-
MOD: -Laptop shop...in which we bought ourselves a new computer...(look to camera) Anyway, to steer this train wreck somewhere towards the right direction. This other sorry son of a bitch who we have to face...Thunder is it?
TA: Yup that's him. He looks like a tough opponent. Yeah erm...he could be difficult for us to beat...
MOD: You have no idea who he is do you?
TA: Not a clue. He must be decent though, I mean he is in a big match on the lead show against two of the lead guys in the company...
MOD: ...and a power ranger.
TA: Yup and a power ranger. Actually I have heard of him before, he has a PPV match for the International Championship.
MOD: So wait a minute, we could and probably will beat the tag team champion and the number one contender to the International championship tonight. That means that technically we are going to dominate this company even more than we already do. Like I said, dumb booking, we are going to embarrass the champions and potential future champions in one night...not only one night but the show before the pay per view. Great business decision guys...good stuff.
TA: Anyway, shouldn't we maybe actually get thinking about getting ready for the match.
MOD: Yeah, and we've ran out of chicken anyway.
With this they both stand up and begin half heartedly clearing the room, after removing a couple of bottles each they give up, as we close in on the TV showing the match where Master of Destruction and Total Apocalypse won their first tag team championships.
OOC: Well this is mine and SIH's joint RP for our match. A bit rushed, but I don't think its that bad.
