Loaded 16/03/08: A video for WFWF Management

[Calvin]

The following rp is just roleplay ONLY. Just, remember its not really me.

[Calvin]

INSERT VIDEO!



The video starts in Luther‘s living room at his house. Luther walks in only in boxers and under shirt. He walks over to the couch and slops down onto it. He grabs the remote from between the seats and turns on the tv and goes onto the guide. He looks and looks and looks for something to watch.


Luther Castle: Dammit, there is nothing on tv. There is never anything good on anymore. Television isn’t good anymore with all these stupid reality shows. What happened to shows like M.A.S.H. and full house. Nothing good anymore. It’s all full of want-a-be people who get no where in life making a little cash.


He’s right you know, all there is now is The Bachelors and The Survivors on tv these days. Go look, see anything good on tv? Now you know why.[/color][/size]


Luther Castle: I guess the world is full of them these days. People who think they are better then what they are. I used to work in a place where people would steal wooden skids off you to make them feel good. This is what the worlds come to.


*Nods.*


Luther Castle: Especially in the WFWF.


Surprised!?


Luther Castle: It’s getting bad. We have guys who pretend to be other people. We have people who believe anything, enjoys buying bridges and thinks he’s title holding material. And we have guys who think they are Obo. But we especially have people who think they are guys. And think because they believe they are guys, they can fight for a men’s title. But you know, the big bouncy things that you carry kinda prevent you from being a man. Unless the man is like 500 pounds. But that’s different.


Remember, size doesn’t matter!


Luther Castle: Girls just can’t wrestle for this championship. Because you know, they aren’t men. The logic is simple. Why don’t they get it? Just because you win this “meggalishis” championship that sounds like a joke to start with, doesn’t make you a man. I think we all know what makes men men, and we all know you for surely don’t have it.


Well, there is an operation for it now..


Luther Castle: No.


Well last time I was in I saw it on the list of operations..


Luther Castle: Shut up, you are contradicting me. You’re suppose to make me sound good.


Oh. I’m sorry. Luther Castle is great!


Luther Castle: Anyways. Meg is not a man. She is a woman. There is a difference. Girls for one, just aren’t tough enough to compete in a mens division, but they also are easily injured. Especially against people like me. I don’t want to hurt Meg. Well, not in that way atleast.


Kyzer has told Luther his stories.


Luther Castle: Well, atleast I’ll be able to be close with Meg. I mean, she may enjoy this. I mean, rubbing her body up against a man like Luther Castle would probably please her more then anything. Especially if it’s the real Luther.


Yes, people actually do try to imitate Luther.


Luther Castle: Please, drop the match. I don’t want to fight this girl. I’m afraid to hurt her. And I’ll probably try to feel her up while locking her into submission. And I don’t think she wants that. Well, not publicly at least. I ask you again. Please cancel this match. Just give me the shot against Calvin, and I’ll crush him for being a gay intellectually- disabled trash ball ****. I’m sure Meg will understand.


Then again, her IQ isn’t all that big..


Luther Castle: Should I use smaller words?


Yes. Just to make sure.


Luther Castle: Okay Maggie. I’m a man, a big man. And you are a girl. Girls are different then men and in return should not try to fight men. Because she will be in a better place afterwards. And its not Luther Castle’s bedroom. Do you understand?


That otta do it!


Luther Castle: I’m sorry Meg, I didn’t mean to do this to you. You’ll be okay. I hope we can still be you know Finger Quotes.
“friends.”


With benefits!


Luther Castle: I think I’m done here. Just please, drop the match. Do something to just give me the shot, because we all know I’m gonna beat her. Girls should not be allowed to fight for mens championships. I hope now you understand.


Suddenly something catches Luther’s eye!


Luther Castle: Omg, my favourite show is on. Lets put it on!


Luther puts it to the right channel, and hit’s the enter button on the remote.


Luther Castle: Ok well I’m going to watch this while you do what you can about this match. Thanks in advance! Man I love this show..


Baywatch IS one hell of a show.

[thedeadidol]

I'm offended. Not by the whole sexist thing.. but by the Baywatch referance. Baywatch sucked. Worst show since the Jeff Foxworthy show.. or before.

This was good. A little EBR-ish in the internal thoughts that assist the plotline, and mad sexist, but hey, it works for a gimmick

[sonstuds]

You totally jacked my style.

Generally speaking I liked it but you repeated yourself a lot, and while entertaining him talking back to the narrative was a little strange. Would have come off looking like Yukio Blaze when he would argue with his red dead dad conscience thingy.

Luther Castle: Omg, my favourite show is on. Lets put it on!

And that was uh ... yeah ...

But again, entertaining so good stuff.

[Swarm]

Kind of repetitive as said before, maybe a little more about Calvin would've been nice, but otherwise I really liked it. Usually I object to the narrator talking with the person in the RP (even though I've done it before), but this was actually really well done.

3 out of 5 on the Luthah Castuhl standard

[Thunder]

Incredibly EBR-esque, but still funny.

[Deleted]

I was not offended at all... by this rp. I liked it. It seems like I've had great competition since I've been back and I like that. The only thing I will say like everyone else did I was kind of confused for a few parts but its okay... but good luck in our match