Post by DGX on Feb 29, 2008 23:28:00 GMT -5
Who are you?
That's a question. Not even a very good one, I mean honestly you call yourself a fan of wrestling and you don't know? Did none of you low card jobbers watch the A Show in the back? Ya know, that fed that periodically whooped you in ratings, talent, and every other realm conceivable? Little place you may have heard of it...the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance? Look up one of the old marquees for the shows the XWA put on and you'll see three letters, usually stenciled under the "main event" heading with a little 'c' in brackets. What do they spell?
D-G-X.
My God. That's MY name. Imagine the coincidence. Alot of people have had alot of questions, wondered, I guess I just went on and caused a little bit of a stir! Just who was that handsome, dashing, ridiculously good looking man who came into the ring, kicked Fonzie's understudy in the face and handed Calvin Lee the International championship? Who is he? If you watched XWA like normal human beings you know this. Where does he come from? If you still don't know this, you're freaking idiotic. And the biggest question I'm sure all of you have, fan and competitor alike...is why. That last one is a really good question actually because even those of you who knew the magical answers to the first two know that in the XWA, Calvin and I weren't exactly "boys".
We weren't close, we didn't hang out, I didn't bother with him mainly because when I knew anything about him at all he was some kid I thought was borderline intellectually- disabled named Squeaks who dropped leg drops on people and hoped to win matches with them. But I'll give it to the kid, he's come along in the last few years and made something of himself. Nothing like me of course, but something. But I know I'm side tracking, and I say unto you deal with it...you're on my clock sweetheart, I'm not on yours. But I'll get right to the point and ask and then answer that question...
Why would you DGX, take time out of your jam packed schedule, your appearances, your various gigs and endeavers...to pop back into the world of professional wrestling, kick some dude in the face, basically hand Calvin Lee a title and then carry his unmoving form out of the arena? Why did you do it?! The answer is simple really, I owed a friend a favor...he owed Calvin. Two birds with one stone. Now the even bigger question...
So...why are you still here?
That's a question. Not even a very good one, I mean honestly you call yourself a fan of wrestling and you don't know? Did none of you low card jobbers watch the A Show in the back? Ya know, that fed that periodically whooped you in ratings, talent, and every other realm conceivable? Little place you may have heard of it...the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance? Look up one of the old marquees for the shows the XWA put on and you'll see three letters, usually stenciled under the "main event" heading with a little 'c' in brackets. What do they spell?
D-G-X.
My God. That's MY name. Imagine the coincidence. Alot of people have had alot of questions, wondered, I guess I just went on and caused a little bit of a stir! Just who was that handsome, dashing, ridiculously good looking man who came into the ring, kicked Fonzie's understudy in the face and handed Calvin Lee the International championship? Who is he? If you watched XWA like normal human beings you know this. Where does he come from? If you still don't know this, you're freaking idiotic. And the biggest question I'm sure all of you have, fan and competitor alike...is why. That last one is a really good question actually because even those of you who knew the magical answers to the first two know that in the XWA, Calvin and I weren't exactly "boys".
We weren't close, we didn't hang out, I didn't bother with him mainly because when I knew anything about him at all he was some kid I thought was borderline intellectually- disabled named Squeaks who dropped leg drops on people and hoped to win matches with them. But I'll give it to the kid, he's come along in the last few years and made something of himself. Nothing like me of course, but something. But I know I'm side tracking, and I say unto you deal with it...you're on my clock sweetheart, I'm not on yours. But I'll get right to the point and ask and then answer that question...
Why would you DGX, take time out of your jam packed schedule, your appearances, your various gigs and endeavers...to pop back into the world of professional wrestling, kick some dude in the face, basically hand Calvin Lee a title and then carry his unmoving form out of the arena? Why did you do it?! The answer is simple really, I owed a friend a favor...he owed Calvin. Two birds with one stone. Now the even bigger question...
So...why are you still here?
