Post by Yukio Blaze on Jan 8, 2008 18:23:09 GMT -5
“What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing, and for whom you care as little.” - Lord Byron
[/i]All you can hear across the world tonight is the clattering of keys as WFWF fans from all likes are hitting up WFWF.com over the sudden appearance of a former champion, coming back to the WFWF after almost a four year absents. The video is that of Wez, coming after Yukio by lighting his car on fire in the parking lot of a college. Taj from India is throwing his hands up in the air excited, but Rob from Canada is appalled by this and shuts the video off at the two minute mark. That leads to the newest video that has appeared on WFWF.com and WFWF Announcer Ray Mano has the story and new video covered in WFWF Headquarters.
RM: Welcome folks, Ray Mano here on WFWF.com and as you may have noticed, it has been very hectic around here for the past few hours on WFWF.com. We have witnessed the return of Wez in a shocking way, as he destroyed Yukio Blaze car and we then heard that he was immediately arrested by Chicago police, but was then released within a hour of this happen. Now here is where it gets more revealing, we caught on film the aftermath of this whole ordeal and now WFWF.com presents to you, the aftermath footage.
The footage begins to play and it was the ongoing fire of the car. Lights and sirens were heard from blocks around the area, mobs of college students were held at bay with police officers. Each student has a different expression on their faces, even the hippies sitting around a tree was still getting high and chanting, "Just Let It Burn". It was total chaos around there, but secondary announcer Edward B. Friendly, along with Kenny the camera guy was filming all of this and somehow, were managed to catch up with Yukio Blaze, who seemed like he wasnt even phased by all of this.
EBF: So Yukio, what is coming across your mind right now as you are seeing your car completely destroyed ?
Edward, what the hell can I say or do. Will I just go around pouting around to everyone over this or should I just go find Wez right now and put him out of his misery. Well, I cant do neither because this is just one big elaborate stunt by that jerky. What that ass doesnt know is that this was a rental car, purchased by me by Midwest Auto Rental earlier in the week and that I paid for the extra insurance for a disaster just like this. He thought he had one up on me, I had one on him. He just doesnt know.
EBF: What about pressing charges Yukio. Will you let the higher authority punish him ?
What the hell for, I guarantee you right now as we speak, he is sitting downtown at a precinct sipping some hot coffee, with Wayne McGurk, the rest of the Axis, and perhaps the best lawyers now to the greater Chicago area. Pressing charges would not work as Wayne and the rest of the "Other WFWF" would let him go. He wanted to come back with a bang, but instead is looking to gain much more fame than he has ever held in this company
Kenny pans the camera to the fire fighters, and they motion to the police to push the people back further and they just decide to let the fire burn out for now. Yukio can do nothing more than just laugh, then the officers and everyone else around him is just starring at him as if he was crazy. Kenny pans a direct shot on Yukio who is now clapping his hands.
EBF: What is so funny Yukio ?
Yukio holds back the laughter and leans down as if he was taking a break.
He has officially won. He was won this contest as the fire department, the police, and everyone else is holding back, just to let that bitch burn down. Its funny because if he was here now, he would declare himself the winner of the upcoming match. He would claim that I cant keep my head on straight and I'm just a looney case. Do you get me Edward ?
EBF: I guess I do, but that is kinda like head games in my perspective. but it also seems to me that you are getting the best of him
Oh I am and I cant wait for him to see this footage because he will crap himself, He isnt going to have the fame and fortune that I have built up in the WFWF. He is thinking he will build it up in one night, but it takes years to build it. He can claim himself one half of the original WFWF Tag Team Champions and he can claim to be a former WFWF Cruiserweight champion, but he will not nor will he ever have the fame, the claim, or the honor of defeating me in a WFWF ring. I can counter act with everything from defeating guys that went on to be future WFWF Champions, or that I'm just 1 championship away from being a Grand Slam or Triple Crowd winner. I know and he knows that I'm much more better than he will ever be.
EBF: Very interesting Yukio......
No, its not that interesting because this is his moment for now, but who's to say next week he can top this, he wont. Who's to say he would do the same to a guy like Pierce Deville, not only would he have to up it up, Pierce would kill his ass in a heartbeat. Wez, what this and learn, just because the fire can be extinguished, just doesnt mean there wont be a backdraft. You have thrown down the gauntlet and I'm going to run all the way down the thing until I see your ass tapping out. Have a good nights rest, after you have seen this footage, because you are going to need it.
Kenny pans right to a angered Yukio's face, but Yukio starts to walk off towards one of the buildings and lets out a yell
Now, let me finish the class!!!!!!!!!
Men and women starts to follow Yukio back to the gymnasium and they are following him with confidence towards the future, as Kenny pans back to the car, then ending with Edward holding up a microphone waving off...
Cut forward to hours ahead and Ray Mano is sitting in WFWF studios with papers in hand.
RM: Well, that was very interesting at least and it seems like this week on Loaded, Wez vs Yukio Blaze is going to be a very instand classic. From everyone in WFWF Studios and myself, Ray Mano, that is it from WFWF.com.
Ray Mano waves his hand off as WFWF.com video stops, but Taj is now looking around to as if he was in the right the first time, Rob is eating on chips and throws the bag in the air causing the chips to fly everywhere and now a little girl in Seattle yells at her dad.
LG: Daddy, this isnt that My Little Pony website.........
“Fame and riches are fleeting. Stupidity is eternal” - Don Williams JR[/center]
