Post by wfwfcaw on Jan 15, 2008 16:21:46 GMT -5
Opening Contest:
Six-Woman Tag Team
The Axis (Vanessa "Phoenix" McGurk & Kat Hamilton) & Candi Starlight vs. Kagura Himecho, Ayn Guish, & Emily Star
This match was turned into a bra and panties lingerie last man standing match, at the request of WFWF booker Yukio Russo, because it’s an unexpected TWIST~ Candi pins Ayn following a Burning Hammer onto a stack of 10 chairs.
Singles Match
Special Guest Referee, DC:
Justin Tyme vs. Jake Slash
Justin Tyme debuts his new gimmick tonight, of a Russian Communist turned hot dog vendor/porn star, which fails terribly. Jake Slash turns the match hardcore quickly, attacking Tyme with scissors, a knife, and a gun. Tyme wins with a cross body block onto a used copy of Titanic on VHS.
Singles Match:
Luther Castle vs. High Horror
This match is now an upside down reverse ladder match, but Castle pins Horror in 3 minutes with a ladder never coming into play.
Singles Match:
Obo vs. Flamez
A bloodbath. Flamez goes for the injured ribs of Obo, so Obo hits him with a guitar. Flamez nosells the guitar and hits Obo with Kurt Burton.. Obo grabs one of Burton’s legs and Flamez grabs the other and they accidentally rip him in two pieces. Obo chokes out Flamez with small intestines for the win.
Singles Match:
Calvin Lee vs. Reckless
A long and grueling brawl in the opening 30 seconds of the match. Reckless holds an advantage with heel like tactics such as eye poking, baby kicking, and evil foreignerisms. Calvin wins after Luther runs in and cabongs Reckless with a signed picture of Obo. See, Obo puts himself over in matches that don’t involve him in any way too.
Singles Match:
Kurt Burton vs. Johnny Valentine
Kurt Burton cannot compete because he got ripped in two, so Johnny Valentine gets the win, but SUDDENLY, pyro goes off and out comes the dead man, the phenom, THE REVOLTING BLOB! The crowd goes nuts as Blob slowly makes his way to the ring, with manager Paul Blober carrying his Earn. Blob hit’s the ring and Valentine nails him with a chain, but it doesn’t stun the Blobbertaker at all. Blobbertaker with a chokeslam followed by the Blobstone piledriver. He goes for a cover, but it’s not enough for three, because “Highway to hell” by AC/DC hits and here comes the Giant Killer, Yohan Turdler. Turdler in the ring and HE CHOKE SLAMS BLOB! The crowd goes crazy and parties with strippers.
Backstage, there is a brawl. Someone gets knocked down, but security breaks it up. We quickly cut backstage as the divas are removing their bra and panties and making out.
We fade onto the backstage area with the People’s Devil, Piercy Devilivia.
Piercy Devilivia: At WrestlemaniaBrawl CBT will go one….ON ONE . . . with the “sold his soul to the devil” one! And CBT, make no mistakes about it you went on and made this personal. I don’t care that you *makes funny face* did it for da Devilivia, or the fact that you’re a roody poo monkey testicle. You’re going DOWN to Piercy Devilivia. If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallaallllllllllllllllla!! What THE PIERCE ... is cookin’!
Singles Match – Yukio Blaze vs. Wez Vendetta
In Wez Vendetta’s return match he gave a valiant effort but was stunned and knocked out when Yukio Blaze applied the Yukes of Hazard Mandible Claw. As he celebrated he proceed to grab a microphone.
Yukio Blaze: WrestlemaniaBrawl will be the biggest match of my career. I will go against The ReverendShadowTaker and defeat him. Have a nice day!
Suddenly the lights go out. When they go back on Yukio is strapped to a crucifix as The ReverendShadowTaker rolls his eyes into the back of his head.
The ReverendShadowTaker: Yukio . . . you go to heaven! Testify!
JR: Bah Gawd! What’s gonna happen at WrestlemaniaBrawl!?
King: I dunno, JR, but it’s personal!
Singles Match - Thunder vs. Dead Idol
Thunder had the evil owner Wayne McGurk in his corner the entire match. As Dead Idol looked to have the match won Wayne ran into the ring and knocked him in the head with a steel chair. The referee was too scared of being fired and didn’t ring the bell, allowing Thunder to hit the Thund-A-Gree for the victory. They proceed to beat up Dead Idol after the match.
JR: Dead Idol needs help! This isn’t right!
Glass shatters as the crowd goes ape crap. EBRstin runs out from the back and enters the ring, immediately giving Thunder the Stone Cold StunnE(B)R. He gets into a staring match with Wayne McGurk as the bell is rung.
Main Event – Stone Cold EBR vs. Evil Owner Wayne McGurk
The match lasted ten minutes with EBR beating up E.O.W McGurk because he’s an owner and not a wrestler. He gives him the Stone Cold StunnE(B)R for the victory as Thunder drags the dazed owner out of the ring.
Stone Cold EBR’s music plays as several cans of beer are thrown into the ring and he drowns himself with nice, cool, refreshing Miller Lite. Because for great taste there’s no debate – Miller Lite.
However, E.O.W McGurk gets a microphone as he stands on the ramp way.
Evil Owner Wayne McGurk: Listen up, EBR. You may have beaten me tonight but WrestlemaniaBrawl is an entirely different story. You’re going up against Thunder, and you better win. Not because of the title shot however, no. Because even if you win you’ll be screwed out of the title and have to chase it for several more months before you’re finally able to win it and you’ll call it the “Smokin’ Warren Moon belt”. But until then, keep your mind on WrestlemaniaBrawl. My son-in-law is champion for a reason. If you do not defeat Thunder . . . Then Stone Cold EBR . . . YOU’RE FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!
“No Chance” blares over the speakers as EBR stands in the ring, motionless.
JR: Bah Gawd! EBR’s career is on the line! What a show WrestlemaniaBrawl is shaping up to be!
King: I’m scared for EBR, because if there’s one thing E.O.W McGurk wants its EBR out of the WFWF. He’s going to see to it EBR has NO CHANCE IN HELL of walking out of WrestlemaniaBrawl with the championship!
Evil Owner Wayne McGurk lets out a manical laugh as the WFWF logo is shown.
The End
Six-Woman Tag Team
The Axis (Vanessa "Phoenix" McGurk & Kat Hamilton) & Candi Starlight vs. Kagura Himecho, Ayn Guish, & Emily Star
This match was turned into a bra and panties lingerie last man standing match, at the request of WFWF booker Yukio Russo, because it’s an unexpected TWIST~ Candi pins Ayn following a Burning Hammer onto a stack of 10 chairs.
Singles Match
Special Guest Referee, DC:
Justin Tyme vs. Jake Slash
Justin Tyme debuts his new gimmick tonight, of a Russian Communist turned hot dog vendor/porn star, which fails terribly. Jake Slash turns the match hardcore quickly, attacking Tyme with scissors, a knife, and a gun. Tyme wins with a cross body block onto a used copy of Titanic on VHS.
Singles Match:
Luther Castle vs. High Horror
This match is now an upside down reverse ladder match, but Castle pins Horror in 3 minutes with a ladder never coming into play.
Singles Match:
Obo vs. Flamez
A bloodbath. Flamez goes for the injured ribs of Obo, so Obo hits him with a guitar. Flamez nosells the guitar and hits Obo with Kurt Burton.. Obo grabs one of Burton’s legs and Flamez grabs the other and they accidentally rip him in two pieces. Obo chokes out Flamez with small intestines for the win.
Singles Match:
Calvin Lee vs. Reckless
A long and grueling brawl in the opening 30 seconds of the match. Reckless holds an advantage with heel like tactics such as eye poking, baby kicking, and evil foreignerisms. Calvin wins after Luther runs in and cabongs Reckless with a signed picture of Obo. See, Obo puts himself over in matches that don’t involve him in any way too.
Singles Match:
Kurt Burton vs. Johnny Valentine
Kurt Burton cannot compete because he got ripped in two, so Johnny Valentine gets the win, but SUDDENLY, pyro goes off and out comes the dead man, the phenom, THE REVOLTING BLOB! The crowd goes nuts as Blob slowly makes his way to the ring, with manager Paul Blober carrying his Earn. Blob hit’s the ring and Valentine nails him with a chain, but it doesn’t stun the Blobbertaker at all. Blobbertaker with a chokeslam followed by the Blobstone piledriver. He goes for a cover, but it’s not enough for three, because “Highway to hell” by AC/DC hits and here comes the Giant Killer, Yohan Turdler. Turdler in the ring and HE CHOKE SLAMS BLOB! The crowd goes crazy and parties with strippers.
Backstage, there is a brawl. Someone gets knocked down, but security breaks it up. We quickly cut backstage as the divas are removing their bra and panties and making out.
We fade onto the backstage area with the People’s Devil, Piercy Devilivia.
Piercy Devilivia: At WrestlemaniaBrawl CBT will go one….ON ONE . . . with the “sold his soul to the devil” one! And CBT, make no mistakes about it you went on and made this personal. I don’t care that you *makes funny face* did it for da Devilivia, or the fact that you’re a roody poo monkey testicle. You’re going DOWN to Piercy Devilivia. If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallaallllllllllllllllla!! What THE PIERCE ... is cookin’!
Singles Match – Yukio Blaze vs. Wez Vendetta
In Wez Vendetta’s return match he gave a valiant effort but was stunned and knocked out when Yukio Blaze applied the Yukes of Hazard Mandible Claw. As he celebrated he proceed to grab a microphone.
Yukio Blaze: WrestlemaniaBrawl will be the biggest match of my career. I will go against The ReverendShadowTaker and defeat him. Have a nice day!
Suddenly the lights go out. When they go back on Yukio is strapped to a crucifix as The ReverendShadowTaker rolls his eyes into the back of his head.
The ReverendShadowTaker: Yukio . . . you go to heaven! Testify!
JR: Bah Gawd! What’s gonna happen at WrestlemaniaBrawl!?
King: I dunno, JR, but it’s personal!
Singles Match - Thunder vs. Dead Idol
Thunder had the evil owner Wayne McGurk in his corner the entire match. As Dead Idol looked to have the match won Wayne ran into the ring and knocked him in the head with a steel chair. The referee was too scared of being fired and didn’t ring the bell, allowing Thunder to hit the Thund-A-Gree for the victory. They proceed to beat up Dead Idol after the match.
JR: Dead Idol needs help! This isn’t right!
Glass shatters as the crowd goes ape crap. EBRstin runs out from the back and enters the ring, immediately giving Thunder the Stone Cold StunnE(B)R. He gets into a staring match with Wayne McGurk as the bell is rung.
Main Event – Stone Cold EBR vs. Evil Owner Wayne McGurk
The match lasted ten minutes with EBR beating up E.O.W McGurk because he’s an owner and not a wrestler. He gives him the Stone Cold StunnE(B)R for the victory as Thunder drags the dazed owner out of the ring.
Stone Cold EBR’s music plays as several cans of beer are thrown into the ring and he drowns himself with nice, cool, refreshing Miller Lite. Because for great taste there’s no debate – Miller Lite.
However, E.O.W McGurk gets a microphone as he stands on the ramp way.
Evil Owner Wayne McGurk: Listen up, EBR. You may have beaten me tonight but WrestlemaniaBrawl is an entirely different story. You’re going up against Thunder, and you better win. Not because of the title shot however, no. Because even if you win you’ll be screwed out of the title and have to chase it for several more months before you’re finally able to win it and you’ll call it the “Smokin’ Warren Moon belt”. But until then, keep your mind on WrestlemaniaBrawl. My son-in-law is champion for a reason. If you do not defeat Thunder . . . Then Stone Cold EBR . . . YOU’RE FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!
“No Chance” blares over the speakers as EBR stands in the ring, motionless.
JR: Bah Gawd! EBR’s career is on the line! What a show WrestlemaniaBrawl is shaping up to be!
King: I’m scared for EBR, because if there’s one thing E.O.W McGurk wants its EBR out of the WFWF. He’s going to see to it EBR has NO CHANCE IN HELL of walking out of WrestlemaniaBrawl with the championship!
Evil Owner Wayne McGurk lets out a manical laugh as the WFWF logo is shown.
The End
