Post by bad guy™ on Oct 31, 2007 13:00:29 GMT -5
~Prologue~
Luxuria, Gula, Avaritia, Acedia, Ira, Invidia, and Superbia. In order, they also mean lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, anger, envy, and pride. They are also known as the 7 Deadly sins. These Cardinal Sins are unforgivable unless you are absolved of them.
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~Confession~
Priest: Go in peace to love and serve the lord. Have a blessed week.
Community: You to father.
[‘On Eagles Wings’ plays as the priest walks to the door of the church. The Priest is shaking all of the parishioners hands, and then he comes to The High Horror.]
Priest: Shawn, my boy. How have you been?
I have been better. Hey, may I speak to you in private Father Jerry?
Priest: Sure, let me change out of these cassics.
{Father Jerry disappears for a moment, and comes back]
Jerry: What do you need?
I need you to hear my confessions, can you?
Jerry: Yes, sit down here.
Father forgive me, for I have sinned. It has been almost 4 years since my last confession. I have done a lot of minor things, but there are a few that need to come off my cheast. I need you to forgive me of the Seven Deadly sins.
Jerry: My boy, I cannot do that unless you tell me what it is you did.
Ok.
Jerry: Ok, if you have truly committed these sins, may I suggest you start with the lightest of the seven?
Fine. The smallest of mine was greed. Three years ago, as you know, I joined a wrestling organization called Hoyales. And when while we were in the signing part of the contract, they were offering me a 21 million dollar contract with a 2 million dollar signing bonus, but I told them that it was not enough. I do not know what came over me then, but I wanted more. Maybe it was the American in me, but I kept asking for more. Eventually I got what I wanted, but I until then, was the proverbial Green Eyed Monster.
Jerry: I see. So number two is…
Acedia.
Jerry: Sloth. I see. Continue.
I mean, recently, I have been nothing but active. But before my daughter died, I was just a lazy jerk. I would do nothing. My wife asked me to do the dishes, and I just pretended she did not exist. My daughter once was at a friends house. It was a rainy day. I was supposed to go pick her up, but I was tired and watching the football game, so my daughter ended up walking three miles in the rain with no umbrella home.
Jerry: Your third?
Easily gluttony. But I have, until I signed with WFWF, was a glutton. All while I was a kid, I never stopped eating. I remember in eight grade, we had one CCD class to go. I remember Miss Valecko ordered 10 pizzas for the class to have while we were there. I ate a majority of the pizza, and I was still hungry. If that is not gluttony, I do not know what is.
Jerry: Man…..what else?
Lust. I mean, I never cheated on Julia, or currently Jessie, but I always wanted to. When I was with them, I always wanted to be with some other woman. I mean, it tore me up inside.
Jerry: Two more….come on dude, you have to get them out.
Six and seven are to close to call, but I am going to start with anger. I mean everyone gets angry, but not to many people take their anger out on someone else. I started wrestling due to anger. I started wrestling because of Xana being murdered. I needed an outlet for all of that rage and anger pent up inside me. Heck, I almost killed Matt in my first match. He is paralyzed now. From the neck down. TO this day I regret it, but somewhere in the back of my mind, I do not regret it. Being violent and angry made me feel good then, and for some sick, sadistic reason they still do now. I am not sure how that is possible, but it is true. And the seventh…
Jerry: Yes, one more. Pride.
My pride blinds me Father. My pride has caused me to do things that I would have never done. And with my career, my pride has caused me to lose many matches. Most recently was my loss to The Axis. I had beaten them before, and going into our match two weeks ago, I thought thunder would strike twice, and thunder did strike, but not in the way I wanted it to. But I am not going to let my pride blind me ever again. I have learned to not be as cocky as I was. I am going to overestimate everyone from now on, and work my way up. My opponent Johnny Valentine had better watch his back. Because I am a new man. This confession is a new beginning for me, and it feels good.
Jerry: I am sure. Now, with the Seven Deadly Sins, there are Seven Holy Virtues that you need to work on. To get rid of lust, you must purify your soul with chastity. To rid yourself of gluttony, you must have temperance. Getting rid of greed is easy, just be charitable. Instead of being a sloth, use initiative. Instead of getting angry all of the time, try to forgive that person who wronged you. Admire people sometimes instead of being jealous. And instead of being a prideful jerk, try being modest. Do those seven things, and you will be on your way.
[The Priest starts mumbling some latin then gets up and shake Horrors hand as we fade to black.]
Luxuria, Gula, Avaritia, Acedia, Ira, Invidia, and Superbia. In order, they also mean lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, anger, envy, and pride. They are also known as the 7 Deadly sins. These Cardinal Sins are unforgivable unless you are absolved of them.
<><><><><>
~Confession~
Priest: Go in peace to love and serve the lord. Have a blessed week.
Community: You to father.
[‘On Eagles Wings’ plays as the priest walks to the door of the church. The Priest is shaking all of the parishioners hands, and then he comes to The High Horror.]
Priest: Shawn, my boy. How have you been?
I have been better. Hey, may I speak to you in private Father Jerry?
Priest: Sure, let me change out of these cassics.
{Father Jerry disappears for a moment, and comes back]
Jerry: What do you need?
I need you to hear my confessions, can you?
Jerry: Yes, sit down here.
Father forgive me, for I have sinned. It has been almost 4 years since my last confession. I have done a lot of minor things, but there are a few that need to come off my cheast. I need you to forgive me of the Seven Deadly sins.
Jerry: My boy, I cannot do that unless you tell me what it is you did.
Ok.
Jerry: Ok, if you have truly committed these sins, may I suggest you start with the lightest of the seven?
Fine. The smallest of mine was greed. Three years ago, as you know, I joined a wrestling organization called Hoyales. And when while we were in the signing part of the contract, they were offering me a 21 million dollar contract with a 2 million dollar signing bonus, but I told them that it was not enough. I do not know what came over me then, but I wanted more. Maybe it was the American in me, but I kept asking for more. Eventually I got what I wanted, but I until then, was the proverbial Green Eyed Monster.
Jerry: I see. So number two is…
Acedia.
Jerry: Sloth. I see. Continue.
I mean, recently, I have been nothing but active. But before my daughter died, I was just a lazy jerk. I would do nothing. My wife asked me to do the dishes, and I just pretended she did not exist. My daughter once was at a friends house. It was a rainy day. I was supposed to go pick her up, but I was tired and watching the football game, so my daughter ended up walking three miles in the rain with no umbrella home.
Jerry: Your third?
Easily gluttony. But I have, until I signed with WFWF, was a glutton. All while I was a kid, I never stopped eating. I remember in eight grade, we had one CCD class to go. I remember Miss Valecko ordered 10 pizzas for the class to have while we were there. I ate a majority of the pizza, and I was still hungry. If that is not gluttony, I do not know what is.
Jerry: Man…..what else?
Lust. I mean, I never cheated on Julia, or currently Jessie, but I always wanted to. When I was with them, I always wanted to be with some other woman. I mean, it tore me up inside.
Jerry: Two more….come on dude, you have to get them out.
Six and seven are to close to call, but I am going to start with anger. I mean everyone gets angry, but not to many people take their anger out on someone else. I started wrestling due to anger. I started wrestling because of Xana being murdered. I needed an outlet for all of that rage and anger pent up inside me. Heck, I almost killed Matt in my first match. He is paralyzed now. From the neck down. TO this day I regret it, but somewhere in the back of my mind, I do not regret it. Being violent and angry made me feel good then, and for some sick, sadistic reason they still do now. I am not sure how that is possible, but it is true. And the seventh…
Jerry: Yes, one more. Pride.
My pride blinds me Father. My pride has caused me to do things that I would have never done. And with my career, my pride has caused me to lose many matches. Most recently was my loss to The Axis. I had beaten them before, and going into our match two weeks ago, I thought thunder would strike twice, and thunder did strike, but not in the way I wanted it to. But I am not going to let my pride blind me ever again. I have learned to not be as cocky as I was. I am going to overestimate everyone from now on, and work my way up. My opponent Johnny Valentine had better watch his back. Because I am a new man. This confession is a new beginning for me, and it feels good.
Jerry: I am sure. Now, with the Seven Deadly Sins, there are Seven Holy Virtues that you need to work on. To get rid of lust, you must purify your soul with chastity. To rid yourself of gluttony, you must have temperance. Getting rid of greed is easy, just be charitable. Instead of being a sloth, use initiative. Instead of getting angry all of the time, try to forgive that person who wronged you. Admire people sometimes instead of being jealous. And instead of being a prideful jerk, try being modest. Do those seven things, and you will be on your way.
[The Priest starts mumbling some latin then gets up and shake Horrors hand as we fade to black.]
