Post by †hê Jå§ðñ Wïllïåm§ on Oct 15, 2007 19:15:28 GMT -5
Who: Thomas Brewington
Where: New York City Streets
Reason: Loaded Promo
The screen opens up to the horizon of New York City. The sun is beginning to set behind the Empire State Building, which lets off a orange glow. The rumbles of cars engines are so loud that you could hear them from the outskirts of town and maybe into the sub-berbs. Thomas Brewington walks in front of the camera, and then starts to walk into town, which i nearly 50 meters away. While walking, he steps on rocks which makes clicks. The roar of the engines start to get louder as Brewington gets closer up to the back of a building. Brewington walks slowly around the side of the building, where there are windows on the wall. Brewington looks in to see many people eating fatty Cheeseburgers. Thomas walks up farther into a parking lot. He looks up to see the Golden Arches, which he looks back down in disgust.
Thomas Brewington
That is what is wrong with Americans like me today, way to much fast food becuase it is cheap and quick. Look at the people in there, they look like Yokozuna at age 12. Now there isn't any mini Yokozunas in my match at Loaded, which is good becuase it seems in battle royals they allways have the best chance of winning. But we do have some bad booking made my the WFWF management, we have some chicks in our battle royal! I mean how are they gonna last as long as us men, not trying to be sexist but what the
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[/i]Thomas Brewington
That is what is wrong with Americans like me today, way to much fast food becuase it is cheap and quick. Look at the people in there, they look like Yokozuna at age 12. Now there isn't any mini Yokozunas in my match at Loaded, which is good becuase it seems in battle royals they allways have the best chance of winning. But we do have some bad booking made my the WFWF management, we have some chicks in our battle royal! I mean how are they gonna last as long as us men, not trying to be sexist but what the
!!!At the exact moment Thomas swore, he was smacked by somone in the back of the head. He turned around to see who it was and saw a family walking out of McDonalds. The person who had slapped him was wearing a Flamez t-shirt.
Your The Big Man Huh? | Mikeal
Do you have a swearing problem "Home Boy?"
Thomas Brewington
Do I have a swearing problem? Quick answer, no. Do you have on the worst t-shirt ever? Yes. I mean how do I have a swearing problem?[/i]
Your The Big Man Huh? | Mikeal
I have a problem with you swearing around my little girls, and how dare you talk about what I'm wearing, who in the hell do you think you are?
Thomas Brewington
I'm the man who is going to win the Scars and Stripes Preview Match. My name is Thomas Brewington.
Your The Big Man Huh? | Mikeal
Umm, no. Flamez is gonna win it, he's gonna take out scum bags like you who have no respect!
As soon as Mikeal said that Thomas Brewington laughed. Brewington looked to the ground and mouthed what looked like to be a prayer. Mikeal started to walk away but was caught by Thomas Brewington, who had grabbed Mikeal by his shoulders. In a split second Mikeal was rammed against the window of McDonalds.
Your The Big Man Huh? | Mikeal
Ahhh!!! Help Me, he's assualting me![/i]
God must have wanted Thomas to be caught becuase there we Cops just walking out of the restraunt at the time. Thomas let go of Mikeal and took off on a dead run. He had to jump voer curbs, and nearly slipped when a stray dog took off in front of him. Bad thing for Thomas the cops were fit and nearly caught up with him. When Brewington spotted a alley, he would take it. Now one time when he went into the alleyway there were stairs going to the roof. Thomas laughed then ran to the stairs. He jumped the railing that was blocking him from going up, and ran up the steps. After going up about 23 steps he reached the roof. Thomas layed down on the cold roof. That is when he started to talk again.
Thomas Brewington
Thank god I can finally talk now. When I got a call from Yukio telling me I was in a match at Loaded, one thought came to mind right at the start. Stay away from Obo. He took me out of my match! But thanks to him, I am now in this one.
Thomas Brewington Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a crumpled picture. He shows it to the camera.
Thomas Brewington
King Kraig, the former king of imaignary island. I mean do you think it's funny that you say you were King of place that doesn't exisit. The only place it does exist is in some kids heads. Now to your attire, why dress up in boxing shorts to wrestle. Homie, in my book your a jackass.
Thomas reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a familar lighter. He flicks the lid off and sets the picture on fire. It burns slowly as smoke floats into the sky.
Thomas Brewington
Now I dont like calling people out, so just one thing is for sure. You are all gonna feel the Styles Effect, and be thrown over the top rope by me, Thomas Brewington.
As he says Brewington, the scene fades away.
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