Post by createawrestler on Nov 6, 2007 4:56:19 GMT -5
The WFWF battle royal will never be the same when I am done concering it because I am the create A Wrestler I have come to DOMINATE you bungholes I am your new ruler.
- create a wrestler 2007
The scene opens up when the camera pans wide. You know it’s a camera because it’s shaking a lot. Create A Wrestler is in Goodwill, which makes you wonder why a Camera is there, but he quickly explains it to his friend John.
Create A Wrestler: I am here to buy new gear for Scars and Stripes
John: Why?
Create A Wrestler: because it’s a Pay Per View match and I need good gear
John: Yeah
Create A Wrestler: So I come to GOODWILL to get a new shirt and new pants. Hmmm.. Look John, it’s a blue shirt
John: Yeah
Create A Wrestler: I think I will buy the blue shirt, it’s only six dollars. Now I need PANTS. I think I’ll buy these red ones with black lace and zippers they are only six dollars. Lets go check out John
John: okay
We go and check out and the camera follows us. I take my clothes home and wash them because they stink like butt from GOODWILL. Then me and John go to the gym. John lifts weights while I run. We climb into the ropes and run drills where I throw John over the top rope a lot because that’s what I’m going to do at the Pay Per View in the battle royal. John hurts his leg so we stop.
Create A Wrestler: Listen here, I don’t care who you are. Michael Kyzer, EBR, CBT, Jack Hammer, Kay Mayhem, Dead Idol, Calvin Lee, Wayne McGurk, Brooke Hollister, Alex Cross, Michael Hall, Nepoleon Weisgarber, I’m going to throw you ALL OVER! And High Horror too, homosexual ass mother er. I’m going to break your back and then your ass, you homosexual. I am the Create A Wrestler and come Superbrawl, I’m coming for you OBO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The camera cuts off as I am laughing in the GYM.
- create a wrestler 2007
The scene opens up when the camera pans wide. You know it’s a camera because it’s shaking a lot. Create A Wrestler is in Goodwill, which makes you wonder why a Camera is there, but he quickly explains it to his friend John.
Create A Wrestler: I am here to buy new gear for Scars and Stripes
John: Why?
Create A Wrestler: because it’s a Pay Per View match and I need good gear
John: Yeah
Create A Wrestler: So I come to GOODWILL to get a new shirt and new pants. Hmmm.. Look John, it’s a blue shirt
John: Yeah
Create A Wrestler: I think I will buy the blue shirt, it’s only six dollars. Now I need PANTS. I think I’ll buy these red ones with black lace and zippers they are only six dollars. Lets go check out John
John: okay
We go and check out and the camera follows us. I take my clothes home and wash them because they stink like butt from GOODWILL. Then me and John go to the gym. John lifts weights while I run. We climb into the ropes and run drills where I throw John over the top rope a lot because that’s what I’m going to do at the Pay Per View in the battle royal. John hurts his leg so we stop.
Create A Wrestler: Listen here, I don’t care who you are. Michael Kyzer, EBR, CBT, Jack Hammer, Kay Mayhem, Dead Idol, Calvin Lee, Wayne McGurk, Brooke Hollister, Alex Cross, Michael Hall, Nepoleon Weisgarber, I’m going to throw you ALL OVER! And High Horror too, homosexual ass mother er. I’m going to break your back and then your ass, you homosexual. I am the Create A Wrestler and come Superbrawl, I’m coming for you OBO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The camera cuts off as I am laughing in the GYM.