Post by Calvin on Aug 27, 2007 19:26:17 GMT -5
Last week, I faced Obo. The WFWF world champion. He’s beaten me every other time we faced, but not last week. Last week, I beat Obo. I did something Wayne McGurk couldn’t do. Hell, I did something Reverend Shadow couldn’t do. I beat the world champion. What do I get for this huge accomplishment? A tag team match against Johnny Mayhem and Dane Christian. Not a world championship shot, which I earned, by defeating the world champion Obo. Oh no, I get a tag team match with Josh Dean. No offence to Dean or anything, but I deserve better. I should be facing Obo. Hell, I demand that I get a title shot on Survival of the fittest. I honestly don’t care about this match at all. If I win, who cares. If I lose, oh well. I don’t care. I want Obo. I earned my chance. Now give it to me. It shouldn’t be Wayne facing Obo, Wayne never beat Obo. He did, a long time ago. He beat Obo before Obo became champion. I beat Obo when he was champion. Therefore, I should be the number one contender. Not Wayne. Give me what I deserve. Give me Obo.
Up high in the cold, thin air is Calvin and Luther. They slowly walk uphill in the ankle deep snow, working their way up to the top. Using poles to keep their balance, they walk. It gets colder and colder, as they walk higher and higher. The air gets thinner and thinner. The two seem to be tired, the slight breeze making their red nosed faces look out of breath. The two sit down by a nearby rock. Calvin Lee looks over at Luther and lets out a sigh. He begins so speak, taking small breaks as he talks, since he’s out of breath.
Calvin Lee: So, um, why are we doing this again?
Luther Castle: Because, the WFWF is so damn boring when you aren’t booked. I needed some excitement.
Calvin Lee: So walking the mountains in Denver is your idea of excitement? It’s so cold up here!
Luther Castle: But it’s exciting, right?
Calvin Lee: More exciting then Dane Christian and Johnny Mayhem.
Luther Castle: Honestly, anything is more exciting then that. Why the hell didn’t they book us as a team. That’s a slap in the face! How stupid can the owners get?
Calvin Lee: We are here as a team for a reason. I don’t appreciate being tagged with random people. I want Luther Castle as my team mate.
Luther Castle: Honestly, this is getting ridiculous. Week after week I don’t get booked. And when you get booked in a tag match, you aren’t booked with your tag team partner.
Calvin Lee: Yeah, is seems as hard as we try this tag team just doesn’t seem to want to work out.
Luther Castle: Because of the owners. They suck so much.
Calvin Lee: Maybe we should just give up?
Luther Castle: Well, give up on the titles for now. Maybe I can help you get some gold or something first.
Calvin Lee: I think I have an idea.
Luther Castle: What is that?
Calvin Lee: Lets just say I believe I deserve a shot at that world title, since I beat Obo last week.
Luther Castle: Ahh, keep going..
The two keep talking over plans as it turns to black.
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Up high in the cold, thin air is Calvin and Luther. They slowly walk uphill in the ankle deep snow, working their way up to the top. Using poles to keep their balance, they walk. It gets colder and colder, as they walk higher and higher. The air gets thinner and thinner. The two seem to be tired, the slight breeze making their red nosed faces look out of breath. The two sit down by a nearby rock. Calvin Lee looks over at Luther and lets out a sigh. He begins so speak, taking small breaks as he talks, since he’s out of breath.
Calvin Lee: So, um, why are we doing this again?
Luther Castle: Because, the WFWF is so damn boring when you aren’t booked. I needed some excitement.
Calvin Lee: So walking the mountains in Denver is your idea of excitement? It’s so cold up here!
Luther Castle: But it’s exciting, right?
Calvin Lee: More exciting then Dane Christian and Johnny Mayhem.
Luther Castle: Honestly, anything is more exciting then that. Why the hell didn’t they book us as a team. That’s a slap in the face! How stupid can the owners get?
Calvin Lee: We are here as a team for a reason. I don’t appreciate being tagged with random people. I want Luther Castle as my team mate.
Luther Castle: Honestly, this is getting ridiculous. Week after week I don’t get booked. And when you get booked in a tag match, you aren’t booked with your tag team partner.
Calvin Lee: Yeah, is seems as hard as we try this tag team just doesn’t seem to want to work out.
Luther Castle: Because of the owners. They suck so much.
Calvin Lee: Maybe we should just give up?
Luther Castle: Well, give up on the titles for now. Maybe I can help you get some gold or something first.
Calvin Lee: I think I have an idea.
Luther Castle: What is that?
Calvin Lee: Lets just say I believe I deserve a shot at that world title, since I beat Obo last week.
Luther Castle: Ahh, keep going..
The two keep talking over plans as it turns to black.
I agree, he should be booked, especially if Lee is in a tag match.