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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 19, 2014 17:22:14 GMT -5
LIVE….from HELL! (Well actually, it’s Liberia. Get your shots, folks.)THE MAIN EVENT~! The Unstoppable Force vs. God’s Greatest CreationMother Nature vs. Chuck NorrisWho strikes fear in the hearts of men, women and children? If you guessed Mother Nature and her horrific storms during a certain time of month, you are correct. Now another question class, ready? Who strikes fear in the hearts of Gods? That would be Chuck f*cking Norris, ladies and gentleman. Only one man can take down the mother of all motherf*ckers with his bare hands and break her back to make her humble. This same man is the man who can take Mother Nature's creations and twist them in a knot and personally send it to her front door. You want to know a secret? Rumor has it that good ole Chuck doesn't recycle. Yeah, we said it. We can't believe it either. Would you recycle if you had a Total Gym, though? That sh*t drives all the bitches crazy. Mother Nature ain't no b*tch though, and she has a problem with this recycling issue. Curse you Chuck Norris, you might have just struck Florida with a tropical storm for not recycling.
In this anything goes Deathmatch, Chuck Norris will try to prove why he just might be God himself whereas Mother Nature will try to showcase why she just might be the baddest mother (We wanna say f*cker here, but that could cause an outbreak of Ebola in Canada and we don't want that sh*t in our poutine) of all time. Will Mother Nature strike as fast at lightening? Or will this end up Chuck Norris fact #780,234 as he defeats Mother Nature herself. While some men can slap tomatoes, Chuck looks to slap a tornado in due time.
We could see blood, polar ice caps, guns, horses, martial arts and many more specialties in this war. Prepare your umbrellas and get to a tornado shelter, this sh*t is real and about to go down.The Doctor of Galifrey tackles The Monarch of Planet XThe Doctor vs. GrootHere we have a battle of intergalactic proportions. Hailing from Planet X, Groot was once a maniacal tree monster who came to Earth intent on destroying humanity by capturing living beings and taking them as test subjects. However, since the intervention by SHIELD and the creation of Guardians of the Galaxy, or as Groot would say, Groot and Branches, Groot has become a hero of immense popularity universe wide as someone who is out as a noble wood monster. His opponent is a man who has an aversion to wood. Mainly because his sonic screwdriver doesn’t work against wood. Last year, we heard that due to The Doctor’s keen ability to pilot his TARDIS piss poorly, he wound up killing himself at the bottom of Lake Erie. But the rumor has it, that everyone’s favorite Time Lord has an uncanny ability to cheat death. He’s been contacted and his TARDIS has responded…so what’s going to happen? Who stands tall? The most important Guardian of the Galaxy? Or the man who’s spent 2000 years trying to save the universe to make amends after destroying his home planet to end the war to end all wars? The Monarch? Doctor Who? This is going to be a four knocking blast. You’re not going to want to go and miss this.Someone’s Gonna Smell Those FlowersRick Grimes vs. Carol PeletierIn a post-apocolyptic world, the ideal leader of whatever group you would wind up would be someone like Rick Grimes. A former police officer with incredible training and the uncanny ability to turn any volatile situation into something peaceful…but if he has to fight, as a last resort…well his Colt .45 may be the most accurate gun in the history of anything. You certainly wouldn’t want a woman who was abused by her husband and grieving after her lost daughter…right? WRONG! Carol, ever the badass, has grown to have absolutely no conscience. Teaching children how to kill monsters, stabbing sick people to death just because, shooting little girls in the back of the head and blowing up entire compounds…the only thing more dangerous than a well trained shot is an absolute monster. Rick expelled Carol from the group some time ago, and Carol has returned for her revenge. Smells like a gore fest.A Pan Hunter and Drug Dealer take on…the Hard Stoning Teenage Voices of a Generation! Tag Team ActionCaptain Hook & Alex Vause vs. Beavis & ButtheadWhat the f*ck is this? You have two animated cartoons, one lesbian prisoner and the f*cking captain all in one ring at the same time. If that doesn't scream excitement, I don't know what does. Here you have two American legends back in their prime live from a MTV studio! You have Beavis and you have Butt-head, two young men who are fun-loving, barely educated and have a strange sex obsession, even though they never got the tail themselves. Who doesn't want to be them? And then on the other side of the ring, you can see Alex Vause who is an ex-convict for heroin trafficking. Does that not scream cool? She's also hot, that immediately makes her one thousand times cooler. One can assume that Beavis and his brother will ogle at their opponent. But one guy they will certainly not be ogling at will be Vause's tag team partner. We have the captain of the Jolly Roger, who carries a weapon wherever he goes. The weapon in question? His hand, well technically it is a metal hook. He can dig your eyes out, cut his initials in his heart and perhaps Vause could use that hook for other 'things'.
What happens when the two teenage metal heads face the man with a metal hook and his partner who just so happens to be really hot? Tune in to find out, we know Beavis and Butt-head will criticize this if it's made into a music video. Please, criticize this match before they do.JAPAN TAKES LIBERIA!Pac-Man vs. Ash Ketchum ああ! 日本語の文字の戦い! Exit Japanese color commentator mode. *Wicked regeneration trick or some sh*t here*. Here is the battle of the most epic, popular and influential Japanese characters of all time. In one corner floats (? He doesn't have legs, so I guess he floats) the yellow, world eater. He is Pacman! And he is furious, when he is not running around from colored ghosts (More multi-cultural than Toronto), Pacman is home loving the woman of his life: Miss Pacman. How they had a child is beyond us, especially when they both only have one hole, but Pacman is a family man and he wants to take home the winnings for his family. Whereas on the other side of the ring stands the man who wants to catch the ferocious cheese pizza: Ash Ketchum! Ash, otherwise known as SATOSHI (Which is such a cool wrestling name.), has the coolest headgear ever and is ready for a fight. When he is not battling Gary, he can be found among various Pokecities catching various Pokemon. He needs to catch them all, and with Pikachu, he aspires to capture the Japanese pizza, we mean legend.The Wildcard, The Son and The Queen Triple Threat MatchJoan Crawford vs. Deadpool vs. Jax TellerA box office darling known for her fiery mouth and feisty personality, Joan Crawford is the epitome of a self made woman. Her roles constantly were “rags to riches” stories which Joan could perfectly equate to. Having little to no support at the start, she started at the bottom now she here, on the biggest stage about to portray herself in the largest role of her life…she must survive against two of the deadliest forces known to modern humans. Deadpool is a giant bunghole with a sword and a penchant for destroying and winning, tiger blood style. That’s one hell of a combination when you put two and two together and makes his job as a mercenary that much easier. Then there is THE Son of Anarchy. If anyone can outmaneuver Deadpool, it’s Jax Teller…mainly because he just doesn’t give a f*ck. He’s got no problems with killing anyone who gets in his way and puts him in danger. If that’s a super anti-hero or a long gone Hollywood starlet, he’ll shoot and runover the competition to get the win. In this opening triple threat…a lot is at stake. And if THIS is the opener, you’re in for ONE HELL OF A SHOW.RP Deadline: Tuesday October 28th, 2014 by 11:59 PM EST Match/Promo Deadline: Wednesday October 29th, 2014 by 11:59 PM EST
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 19, 2014 17:26:13 GMT -5
Matches: PM ME IF YOU WANT TO WRITE YOUR MATCH. I want to keep who's who a secret until stuff gets posted for the sh*ts and giggles so if you want to write your match in hilarious fashion, PM me and it's yours. Credit to Prog for the graphics and card write up help. You da real MVP.
Mother Nature vs. Chuck Norris: Taken The Doctor vs. Groot: Taken Rick vs. Carol: Open Hook/Vause vs. Beavis/Butt-Head: Open Pacman vs. Ketchum: Open Crawford vs. Deadpool vs. Teller: Open
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2014 17:34:53 GMT -5
Should be a hella fun card. Can't wait to see who everybody else chose. And get your shots people.
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Post by Markw on Oct 19, 2014 17:35:04 GMT -5
This is beautiful.
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Post by CM Poor on Oct 19, 2014 17:35:21 GMT -5
I'm not reading anything involving the Carol/Rick match, since I'm only six episodes into season 3, and it took me too damn long to actually get to a point where I like the show for it to get ruined by any potential spoilers.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 20, 2014 3:02:13 GMT -5
Beavis and Butthead aren't brothers. Have some respect.
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Post by Drakz on Oct 20, 2014 15:32:58 GMT -5
F*cking amazing
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 27, 2014 11:53:25 GMT -5
Heads up if I don't get 8 showings this is getting axed and never coming back. I'll do a small write up for the show and that'll be it. Keep this in mind.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2014 17:09:12 GMT -5
Heads up if I don't get 8 showings this is getting axed and never coming back. I'll do a small write up for the show and that'll be it. Keep this in mind. You're better include my match if this happens.
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Post by Markw on Oct 27, 2014 17:12:47 GMT -5
Heads up if I don't get 8 showings this is getting axed and never coming back. I'll do a small write up for the show and that'll be it. Keep this in mind. The deadline isn't until tomorrow night and four people have already posted. Why are you worried this won't get 8?
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Post by CM Poor on Oct 27, 2014 17:24:10 GMT -5
Well, I was gonna show, but doing less work and helping kill something just sounds like more fun.*
*Totally kidding
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 27, 2014 19:16:56 GMT -5
Heads up if I don't get 8 showings this is getting axed and never coming back. I'll do a small write up for the show and that'll be it. Keep this in mind. The deadline isn't until tomorrow night and four people have already posted. Why are you worried this won't get 8? Because it's the WFWF. That happens. A lot.
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Post by Prophet of Ash on Oct 27, 2014 21:53:10 GMT -5
Well, I was gonna show, but doing less work and helping kill something just sounds like more fun.* *Totally kidding I totally would've signed up and no showed if it meant progressing the death of this sort of thing. Not just me being a bastard old man "I hate what you like", either. It's so non-linear with the federation as a whole that it's off putting and frankly detrimental to the federation. For example, any new sign ups or skimming people within the last month have only seen this card, with Ash Ketchum and Groot and such on it, and not the WFWF as a whole. I'm not saying this could open the door for another Mason Dixon, but that Mason "The Line" Dixon straight out of the Rocky movies who briefly was an actual character here wouldn't be out of place as a joke on this show, and that's a bad thing. And even as an inserted, everything pauses for a roleplay period show, it is detrimental to storylines because most storylines around here aren't laid to a stick rail tracks of where they have to go in X amount of shows. My storyline, for example, could've greatly benefited from having an extra regular TV before the go home and I'm sure there are others that could use the extra fanning of the flames to build heat for the PPV. I'm an enthusiastic and vocal supporter of sound storylines, knowing every aspect of your character and what they would do in any situation and playing those situations out. When you're diving into an established property not of your own creation, you don't have that sort of understanding and you're not going to develop any character mythology. I've had entire feuds that have been coasting on fumes of character mythology, the ten years of intellectual property build up giving an extra little boost to get over the hill until I decide I want to do a Manson family storyline or something.
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Post by sonstuds on Oct 27, 2014 22:53:17 GMT -5
Obo; WFWF's Resident Hall Monitor.
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Post by slappy on Oct 28, 2014 2:01:50 GMT -5
I honestly had more fun writing the Joan Crawford RP than I had any of the Chase Landon ones.
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Post by CM Poor on Oct 28, 2014 5:38:09 GMT -5
I'm fine with the thing happening if people want to do it for fun. I kinda don't like the fact that it puts everything on hold though. I mean, yeah, I signed up, but if it ran concurrent to an actual show on a volunteer basis (which, frankly, all shows already are), I probably wouldn't have.
I will say, at great risk of rubbing people the wrong way like I tend to do, that it is a little off putting to be sort of scoldingly placed under the gun 24 hours before the deadline with the whole "screw this up and you're going to ruin it for everyone" thing. I got so much of that crap already when ego trips became the norm here and it's just sort of rehashing in my mind why it's best that some sleeping dogs are left to lie.
Nevertheless, don't worry. It won't be on my back that the Halloween show tanks. I'd had higher hopes for what I was going to do, but hey, circumstances didn't work out in my favor, so it's going to wind up being an uncoded, altogether unremarkable participation piece, but I know there are some people who really look forward to this and I wouldn't want to have to take it all away from them.
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 28, 2014 8:28:39 GMT -5
I'm fine with the thing happening if people want to do it for fun. I kinda don't like the fact that it puts everything on hold though. I mean, yeah, I signed up, but if it ran concurrent to an actual show on a volunteer basis (which, frankly, all shows already are), I probably wouldn't have. I will say, at great risk of rubbing people the wrong way like I tend to do, that it is a little off putting to be sort of scoldingly placed under the gun 24 hours before the deadline with the whole "screw this up and you're going to ruin it for everyone" thing. I got so much of that crap already when ego trips became the norm here and it's just sort of rehashing in my mind why it's best that some sleeping dogs are left to lie. Nevertheless, don't worry. It won't be on my back that the Halloween show tanks. I'd had higher hopes for what I was going to do, but hey, circumstances didn't work out in my favor, so it's going to wind up being an uncoded, altogether unremarkable participation piece, but I know there are some people who really look forward to this and I wouldn't want to have to take it all away from them. I'm sorry. I really am. I'm under a lot more life pressure than I anticipated myself (I told Schneider the gist but Ace knows the full backstory) and I thought I had a week of bubble room to help myself and do this. This is a fun show. But with the stress I got myself under, it became one of those "Well if no one wants to bring their ball we can't play" things because, really, I dreaded results for a 20 person card when 5 showed. Trace and Ace can attest to that and I'm sure back in the old days Kyzer and Drakz felt the same way. It's a drag. And since this is a novelty one time show I felt even worse. Sorry if I ticked anyone off, especially you Brennan, but you of anyone should understand why as you've got life sh*t yourself. Your life is so much bigger than mine with more responsibilities, but still understand that stress kills me more than a lot of people. Prime example: me shooting my mouth off. I'll try to be more patient, but the less shows I get for a one off show the less interested I am in finishing it since, well few wrote for it so that must mean no one wants to read it. **shrugs**
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 28, 2014 11:02:09 GMT -5
This is a fun show. But with the stress I got myself under, it became one of those "Well if no one wants to bring their ball we can't play" things because, really, I dreaded results for a 20 person card when 5 showed. Trace and Ace can attest to that and I'm sure back in the old days Kyzer and Drakz felt the same way. It's a drag. /quote] Actually I don't. The majority of the people showed up for my cards and when they didn't, they either got thrown down stairs in drag or some other stupid done to their characters. Drakz and myself simply didn't care about the opinions of those who were in the fed that we ran.
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 28, 2014 20:02:33 GMT -5
Results: Complete minus two matches someone's gonna write for me. I'll change the finishes if they need changed for RP sake, but I imagine with who I think is gonna no show, we're safe. The ending is hilarious. Not as great as last years, but I know a few people will get it.
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 28, 2014 23:45:25 GMT -5
Well since the time has passed: if you read the RPs you know who is who. But for the no showers...
Carol- Braden Munroe Pacman- Mak Cross Ash Ketchum- Dex Alex Vause- Wayne
Shame...really gealed to see the one offs too. Meh. Sh*t happens I know.
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