Post by Rated R on Jul 3, 2014 13:52:27 GMT -5
“The revolutionary is a doomed man. He has no private interests, no affairs, sentiments, ties, property nor even a name of his own. His entire being is devoured by one purpose, one though, one passion – the revolution. Heart and soul, not merely by word but by deed, he has severed every link with the social order and with the entire civilized world; with the laws, good manners, conventions and morality of that world. He is it’s merciless enemy.”
- Mikhail Bakunin and Sergey Nechayev; ‘Catechism of a Revolutionary’
< *** >
There’s this feeling that revolutions are bloody, violent affairs. The uneducated call almost every other violent protests and riots a form of revolution but to do so is to tarnish the name of all those revolutionaries that have come before us and all those yet to come. A revolutionary isn’t about violence, they’re about change. They’re the people who recognise exactly how wrong things are and they do what they have to do to change them. Yes, sometimes that involves violence but a revolution isn’t a violent act, it’s a political cry for something better. A violent revolution is simply the tool used to achieve change for the greater good.
I could sit here and give you a long, drawn out history on the revolutionaries that have shaped our world. Che Guevara, Samuel Adams, Leon Trotsky, Malcolm X, all revolutionaries in their own right, all with varying levels of success. But it isn’t the success that matters, it’s the impact. A revolution has to leave a lasting memory in the minds of the people, it has to reach out and touch that little part of every single one of us that thinks that we can make a difference, because a revolution is nothing without belief, it’s nothing with support and it’s nothing without a leader. A revolution is about history, it’s about changing what is wrong, about all the injustices and the disgusting acts that the world puts upon it’s people.
It’s about righting wrongs.
Now I won’t put myself on the same level as Che Cuevara and Malcolm X, maybe more like Ayn Rand if I’m being honest, but that’s not my judgment to make, and it doesn’t matter how many people think the cause is important, but how important it is to the people that do believe. And these people believe, I can see it in their eyes. They sit there and they watch their precious WFWF be dismantled by a woman who does not know what she is doing. Lila Sleater, in her mind I know she believes that she is doing a good job, that she believes in her decisions and stands by them despite the consequences. She doesn’t see the harm she’s doing; she doesn’t see the hatred bubbling up in those fans eyes. She doesn’t see where she’s taking this company. Oblivious, delusional, self-destructive. She cannot stay.
I won’t allow it, we won’t allow it, I will lead all those who see the truth. The hero is not a role I am used to, but the revolutionary is. It’s a name I wear well. It’s a name I’ve worn before… but not one that I’ll wear again.
On the eve of my Final Revolution, I remember the moment of my first.
< *** >
Westdale Secondary School
19th October 1999
Trace Demon: It’s not right, the whole system’s a joke.
Fourteen year old me was a d**k, don’t get me wrong. I’m not going to argue that I was some great exception to the rule that almost all young teenagers are absolute moronic d**ks. Of course you don’t think it at the time, no, you’re the best thing going, you’re the future of the whole damn world. Every single teen thinks it, most of them are idiots. Turns out I was partly right; I was the future, but it didn’t stop me from being a massive tool.
Trace Demon: Detention all week just for defending a girl, what’s this place coming to?
Alec Jacobs: Dude, you hit Luke with a chair, that’s kinda messed up.
Trace Demon: He shouldn’t go round taking the piss out of Kate just because she’s got two moms. Homophobic d**k-wad.
Jamie Morris: You’re lucky they’re not going to press charges or something.
Trace Demon: It was a wooden chair, not like it was made of steel or anything.
Jamie Morris: Where would you even find a steel chair around here?
Trace Demon: Can’t be that hard to find, people are always leaving things like that lying about.
Alec and Jamie are… well honestly they’re not really important, just two fourteen year old idiots who I was stupid enough to hang around with at the time. They didn’t do anything important with themselves, in fact I think Alec’s a teacher and Jamie sells gelato. Nowadays those two jobs are as useless as each other.
Trace Demon: I’m not going to sit in that room and be punished for defending someone just because they haven’t got the balls to do anything about small minded bungholes like Luke.
Alec Jacobs: That’s kind of what detention is man.
Trace Demon: I’m not just talking about this detention joke, I’m talking the entire thing! This school, these teachers, they don’t know what they’re doing, they just sweep it all under the carpet, they don’t accept that actions have consequences. I hit someone with a chair, I should be suspended or something!
Jamie Morrison: That’s literally what I said.
Never did like Jamie much, always trying to hang on to my genius even when it was the fourteen year old flawed version.
Trace Demon: And Luke talks s**t about someone because they’re different and he gets nothing, not so much as a slap on the wrist.
Alec Jacobs: He got a chair to the face.
Didn’t like Alec much either thinking about it, he always had to be right even though he was usually wrong. And when he disagreed with me he was always wrong. Always.
Trace Demon: Not my point, that was me punishing him, not the school. They don’t dish out consequences because they never face any. These teachers are people, they’ve got problems, they’ve got secrets. We know that and we know exactly where to find them.
It’s easy to see now that while my cause was just my methods were flawed. I had the right idea but the wrong execution, I went in too heavy handed, too bombastic, I should have worked it smarter, quieter, but then that’s never been my style.
Alec Jacobs: That’s a myth man, total bull. The principle does not keep a super-secret stash of files on all the teachers with all their secrets and s**t. Hell I felt stupid just saying it.
Jamie Morrison: I dunno, Alice said that the last caretaker saw them and then he vanished.
Alec Jacobs: Didn’t he get fired for setting up cameras in the girls locker room?
Trace Demon: That doesn’t matter, well at least not right now. They’re all too real and I know exactly where to find them.
Alec Jacobs: And what then?
Trace Demon: We incite a revolution. What could possibly go wro…
< *** >
The Demon Residence
19th October 1999
Abram Demon: The f**k were you thinking?
Turns out that when you’re fourteen and you attempt to incite a revolution with your only allies being two fellow idiotic fourteen year olds a hell of a lot can go wrong. Have you ever tried breaking and entering? I have, more than once, and it’s a hell of a lot easier when you’re prepared and good at it. At fourteen I was not good at it, not by a long shot.
Trace Demon: I was thinking that I could change things.
It’s hard to change things when the principle walks in on you breaking into her office to find files that may or may not exist. Still don’t know about that one, never found out, probably the only regret of my life is not knowing for sure that my History teacher was banging Alec’s mom. I was so going to use that one to screw with him.
Trace Demon: I mean it was Luke’s fault, shouldn’t be running around insulting Kate’s family.
Abram Demon: You stupid boy? Getting yourself indefinitely suspended because of some dyke b***h?
Trace Demon: Mind your damn mouth old m…
Didn’t see his hand coming before it cracked across the side of my head, sending me crashing to the floor. Should have known better than to speak back to him, my father was a mean drunk which was a problem because he was also a permanent drunk. Now I didn’t respect him then and I damn well don’t respect him now but I should have had the common sense to keep my mouth quiet instead of pick a fight I knew I couldn’t win.
Abram Demon: You mind your own mouth you piece of s**t. I didn’t raise no idiot, did I? Well?
Trace Demon: No sir.
Common sense be damned I should have cracked that bottle in his hand and slashed it across his throat. Wouldn’t be bad mouthing me then, wouldn’t be knocking my mom about, wouldn’t be eyeing my younger sister up, wouldn’t have been doing nothing. He got his, the rope around his throat sorted that one, just a shame I didn’t tie it off myself.
Abram Demon: So you smash this poor kid in the face with a damn chair because he called a dyke a dyke, then when you get off lightly you go breaking into the principal’s office. Maybe I did raise an idiot.
Never felt weaker than I did in that moment, and I don’t mean physically weak. And it was my own fault too. I was weak because I didn’t fight back, I was weak because I let him get away with it time and time again. That’s the kind of weakness I can’t forgive.
Abram Demon: Well one thing I learned from my father was that the only way to stop an idiot being an idiot.
He loosened the belt around his waist, tightening it his hands. A motion I knew all too well.
Abram Demon: Is to beat it out of him.
And that is why we do it, because we can’t just keep lying on the floor anymore. That my friends, that…
< *** >
The Home of Jason Anders
30th June 2014
Trace Demon: …is why we must fight.
I can’t dispel the look of, well, it’s best described as a look of “what the f**k are you saying”.
Jason Anders: Because your father beat you?
Trace Demon: Seriously, did you listen to a word I said? It’s not the story, it’s never the story, it’s the message behind the story. Have you learnt nothing from half a dozen months of metaphorical points?
Jason Anders: Why d’you have to keep making metaphorical points? Why can’t you just tell people what you mean like a normal guy?
Joe Bishop: Who wants to be normal anyway?
Almost forgot that Bishop was here. The guy kind of weird’s me out, even I know that there’s nothing cool about being a Goth once you’ve graduated high school. I’m probably going to have to get my sofa cushions specially cleaned now he’s sat on them.
Trace Demon: My point is that if we don’t stand up and stop them they’ll keep getting away with what they’re doing. My point is that we’re needed, that even if people don’t appreciate what we’re doing they’ll appreciate it all in the end because they won’t have to be knocked around anymore. So what if people doubt us, so what if they fight against us? They’re going to fight us, they’re going to try and stop us but as long as we fight, we’ll win. We can’t lose hope, we can’t lose our drive and we can’t lose our belief in what we’re doing.
This is crazy, I’m not here to be part of some cult, I didn’t think Trace was either. Lila took the general manager job from me, a job I earned, a job I deserve. I want it back and Trace wants his power back. That’s what this little group was about, not about some revolution. We’re meant to be using Bishop, using the ‘message’, but from his tone… he’s buying into his own story.
Joe Bishop: What about Demento? I know you don’t think much of him but he’s got nothing to lose, he’s not just going to back off after a beating or two.
Trace Demon: Then we don’t stop at a beating, we make a lesson out of him, we send a message. Demento wants to stop us because he knows how strong we are, he knows we can save this company and him and Sleater don’t want us to do it. They don’t want people like us as the heroes, it’ll make them look bad, it’ll ruin their plans.
Jason Anders: Plans?
Trace Demon: To ruin my company. Lila knows she’s losing her grip, if she can’t have this place then nobody can, that’s why she’s trying to tear me down, that’s what she’s trying to stop the future of this company-
Joe Bishop: That’d be me.
Only thing worse than a Goth is an arrogant Goth.
Trace Demon: Stop the future of this company from succeeding. I wouldn’t be surprised if she brought Demento back in just to try and take the spotlight from our message. But the crowd see the truth; they know that what we’re doing is right.
I can’t pin him? Does he believe this, is he just trying to sell it to Joe or is he really that delusional? I know he’s had his problems with reality in the past but still this is a new level.
Trace Demon: I’ve got to take a piss.
Lovely, that’s more like the Trace Demon I’m used to. But as he rises he pauses, looks right at me.
Trace Demon: We’re going to save this company Anders; we’re going to be heroes. No, we’re going to be revolutionaries.
He smiles to himself, mumbling as he walks out of the room.
Jason Anders: Does he really think we’re the good guys here?
Joe Bishop: Of course he does.
I’m in too deep.
Joe Bishop: Because we are.
Far too deep.
< *** >
I am not a peaceful man. You will find very few who will argue that statement, and those that will have either never met me or have some kind of mental impairment. Violence, anger, hatred, these are who I am. They make me the man I am. A lesser man would be consumed by them, a lesser man would find himself in prison, a victim of his own uncontrollable rage, a lesser man would have nothing. I am no lesser man. I control the darkness in my soul, and I use it. I used it to rise to the top of the WFWF, I used it to become a two time WFWF World Heavyweight Champion, I used it to become a grand slam champion and a hall of famer and I used it to position myself as the most powerful man in the WFWF. Now I must use it once again, now I must use it to incite a revolution.
Revolutions are not always violent affairs, but this one will be. There is no other way, not here, not in the WFWF, violence is what we thrive on, violence is how we live, in the WFWF violence is everything. But don’t get caught up in that, don’t focus only on the means because the means don’t matter. The revolution matters, what we’re doing here matters. Myself, Jason Anders, Joe Bishop… we might not strike you as the most usual compatriots, but revolution brings forth a horde of heroes all fighting for the same goal. All seeking the same result. We want to save the WFWF, we want to make it great again. The three of us, and the others waiting in the shadows, the WFWF is our home and we don’t want to see our home burned to the ground. If we let that happen then where would we live? If each and every one of you lets that happen then you will be as lost and as aimless as a f*****g rat in an inescapable maze.
There are those out there that do not wish to see this revolution flourish. Lila Sleater, I’ve addressed you time and time again, you’re not right for this company, you’re oblivious to the harm you’re doing and you must be stopped. But now I see there are others. I see you… Dave Demento. I thought you were gone, I thought that madman had ended your pathetic career once and for all, but now here you are. Dave Demento, back to be a success, back to become the International Champion, back to beat the big dogs and prove himself. That’s what you said right? That’s what you claim you’re back for? I see the truth, I know why you’re really here. Hatred. Hatred for what happened to you, hatred for all the fans who forgot about you, hatred for the company that moved on without you. You are here to stop this revolution because you don’t want the WFWF to survive Lila’s reign. You want to see it burn, you want to see it fall from grace, you want to see the WFWF die. They call me a villain but Dave Demento you are the scum of the Earth.
Dave Demento wishes to blind you all from the truth, he hides behind his smile and his one-liners and his bulls**t so that you don’t see who he really is until it’s too late. But not me, not Jason Anders, not Joe Bishop… not the Final Revolution. We see you for the weasel that you are and we will not let you win. We won’t let you drag the next generation like Johnny Magnum down with you either. Demento, you may have played a great trick upon the watchers of the WFWF but the greatest trick ever played was by the devil when he may you all believe he does not exist. But the devil does exist and he stands right here seeking to reclaim his kingdom from the b***h that has taken it from him. He stands right here seeking to tear apart the men who stand in his way. Dave Demento, you should never have come back.
Because as the truth rings free… so will your screams, as the Final Revolution sends you back from the alleyway you came from.
- Mikhail Bakunin and Sergey Nechayev; ‘Catechism of a Revolutionary’
< *** >
There’s this feeling that revolutions are bloody, violent affairs. The uneducated call almost every other violent protests and riots a form of revolution but to do so is to tarnish the name of all those revolutionaries that have come before us and all those yet to come. A revolutionary isn’t about violence, they’re about change. They’re the people who recognise exactly how wrong things are and they do what they have to do to change them. Yes, sometimes that involves violence but a revolution isn’t a violent act, it’s a political cry for something better. A violent revolution is simply the tool used to achieve change for the greater good.
I could sit here and give you a long, drawn out history on the revolutionaries that have shaped our world. Che Guevara, Samuel Adams, Leon Trotsky, Malcolm X, all revolutionaries in their own right, all with varying levels of success. But it isn’t the success that matters, it’s the impact. A revolution has to leave a lasting memory in the minds of the people, it has to reach out and touch that little part of every single one of us that thinks that we can make a difference, because a revolution is nothing without belief, it’s nothing with support and it’s nothing without a leader. A revolution is about history, it’s about changing what is wrong, about all the injustices and the disgusting acts that the world puts upon it’s people.
It’s about righting wrongs.
Now I won’t put myself on the same level as Che Cuevara and Malcolm X, maybe more like Ayn Rand if I’m being honest, but that’s not my judgment to make, and it doesn’t matter how many people think the cause is important, but how important it is to the people that do believe. And these people believe, I can see it in their eyes. They sit there and they watch their precious WFWF be dismantled by a woman who does not know what she is doing. Lila Sleater, in her mind I know she believes that she is doing a good job, that she believes in her decisions and stands by them despite the consequences. She doesn’t see the harm she’s doing; she doesn’t see the hatred bubbling up in those fans eyes. She doesn’t see where she’s taking this company. Oblivious, delusional, self-destructive. She cannot stay.
I won’t allow it, we won’t allow it, I will lead all those who see the truth. The hero is not a role I am used to, but the revolutionary is. It’s a name I wear well. It’s a name I’ve worn before… but not one that I’ll wear again.
On the eve of my Final Revolution, I remember the moment of my first.
< *** >
Westdale Secondary School
19th October 1999
Trace Demon: It’s not right, the whole system’s a joke.
Fourteen year old me was a d**k, don’t get me wrong. I’m not going to argue that I was some great exception to the rule that almost all young teenagers are absolute moronic d**ks. Of course you don’t think it at the time, no, you’re the best thing going, you’re the future of the whole damn world. Every single teen thinks it, most of them are idiots. Turns out I was partly right; I was the future, but it didn’t stop me from being a massive tool.
Trace Demon: Detention all week just for defending a girl, what’s this place coming to?
Alec Jacobs: Dude, you hit Luke with a chair, that’s kinda messed up.
Trace Demon: He shouldn’t go round taking the piss out of Kate just because she’s got two moms. Homophobic d**k-wad.
Jamie Morris: You’re lucky they’re not going to press charges or something.
Trace Demon: It was a wooden chair, not like it was made of steel or anything.
Jamie Morris: Where would you even find a steel chair around here?
Trace Demon: Can’t be that hard to find, people are always leaving things like that lying about.
Alec and Jamie are… well honestly they’re not really important, just two fourteen year old idiots who I was stupid enough to hang around with at the time. They didn’t do anything important with themselves, in fact I think Alec’s a teacher and Jamie sells gelato. Nowadays those two jobs are as useless as each other.
Trace Demon: I’m not going to sit in that room and be punished for defending someone just because they haven’t got the balls to do anything about small minded bungholes like Luke.
Alec Jacobs: That’s kind of what detention is man.
Trace Demon: I’m not just talking about this detention joke, I’m talking the entire thing! This school, these teachers, they don’t know what they’re doing, they just sweep it all under the carpet, they don’t accept that actions have consequences. I hit someone with a chair, I should be suspended or something!
Jamie Morrison: That’s literally what I said.
Never did like Jamie much, always trying to hang on to my genius even when it was the fourteen year old flawed version.
Trace Demon: And Luke talks s**t about someone because they’re different and he gets nothing, not so much as a slap on the wrist.
Alec Jacobs: He got a chair to the face.
Didn’t like Alec much either thinking about it, he always had to be right even though he was usually wrong. And when he disagreed with me he was always wrong. Always.
Trace Demon: Not my point, that was me punishing him, not the school. They don’t dish out consequences because they never face any. These teachers are people, they’ve got problems, they’ve got secrets. We know that and we know exactly where to find them.
It’s easy to see now that while my cause was just my methods were flawed. I had the right idea but the wrong execution, I went in too heavy handed, too bombastic, I should have worked it smarter, quieter, but then that’s never been my style.
Alec Jacobs: That’s a myth man, total bull. The principle does not keep a super-secret stash of files on all the teachers with all their secrets and s**t. Hell I felt stupid just saying it.
Jamie Morrison: I dunno, Alice said that the last caretaker saw them and then he vanished.
Alec Jacobs: Didn’t he get fired for setting up cameras in the girls locker room?
Trace Demon: That doesn’t matter, well at least not right now. They’re all too real and I know exactly where to find them.
Alec Jacobs: And what then?
Trace Demon: We incite a revolution. What could possibly go wro…
< *** >
The Demon Residence
19th October 1999
Abram Demon: The f**k were you thinking?
Turns out that when you’re fourteen and you attempt to incite a revolution with your only allies being two fellow idiotic fourteen year olds a hell of a lot can go wrong. Have you ever tried breaking and entering? I have, more than once, and it’s a hell of a lot easier when you’re prepared and good at it. At fourteen I was not good at it, not by a long shot.
Trace Demon: I was thinking that I could change things.
It’s hard to change things when the principle walks in on you breaking into her office to find files that may or may not exist. Still don’t know about that one, never found out, probably the only regret of my life is not knowing for sure that my History teacher was banging Alec’s mom. I was so going to use that one to screw with him.
Trace Demon: I mean it was Luke’s fault, shouldn’t be running around insulting Kate’s family.
Abram Demon: You stupid boy? Getting yourself indefinitely suspended because of some dyke b***h?
Trace Demon: Mind your damn mouth old m…
Didn’t see his hand coming before it cracked across the side of my head, sending me crashing to the floor. Should have known better than to speak back to him, my father was a mean drunk which was a problem because he was also a permanent drunk. Now I didn’t respect him then and I damn well don’t respect him now but I should have had the common sense to keep my mouth quiet instead of pick a fight I knew I couldn’t win.
Abram Demon: You mind your own mouth you piece of s**t. I didn’t raise no idiot, did I? Well?
Trace Demon: No sir.
Common sense be damned I should have cracked that bottle in his hand and slashed it across his throat. Wouldn’t be bad mouthing me then, wouldn’t be knocking my mom about, wouldn’t be eyeing my younger sister up, wouldn’t have been doing nothing. He got his, the rope around his throat sorted that one, just a shame I didn’t tie it off myself.
Abram Demon: So you smash this poor kid in the face with a damn chair because he called a dyke a dyke, then when you get off lightly you go breaking into the principal’s office. Maybe I did raise an idiot.
Never felt weaker than I did in that moment, and I don’t mean physically weak. And it was my own fault too. I was weak because I didn’t fight back, I was weak because I let him get away with it time and time again. That’s the kind of weakness I can’t forgive.
Abram Demon: Well one thing I learned from my father was that the only way to stop an idiot being an idiot.
He loosened the belt around his waist, tightening it his hands. A motion I knew all too well.
Abram Demon: Is to beat it out of him.
And that is why we do it, because we can’t just keep lying on the floor anymore. That my friends, that…
< *** >
The Home of Jason Anders
30th June 2014
Trace Demon: …is why we must fight.
I can’t dispel the look of, well, it’s best described as a look of “what the f**k are you saying”.
Jason Anders: Because your father beat you?
Trace Demon: Seriously, did you listen to a word I said? It’s not the story, it’s never the story, it’s the message behind the story. Have you learnt nothing from half a dozen months of metaphorical points?
Jason Anders: Why d’you have to keep making metaphorical points? Why can’t you just tell people what you mean like a normal guy?
Joe Bishop: Who wants to be normal anyway?
Almost forgot that Bishop was here. The guy kind of weird’s me out, even I know that there’s nothing cool about being a Goth once you’ve graduated high school. I’m probably going to have to get my sofa cushions specially cleaned now he’s sat on them.
Trace Demon: My point is that if we don’t stand up and stop them they’ll keep getting away with what they’re doing. My point is that we’re needed, that even if people don’t appreciate what we’re doing they’ll appreciate it all in the end because they won’t have to be knocked around anymore. So what if people doubt us, so what if they fight against us? They’re going to fight us, they’re going to try and stop us but as long as we fight, we’ll win. We can’t lose hope, we can’t lose our drive and we can’t lose our belief in what we’re doing.
This is crazy, I’m not here to be part of some cult, I didn’t think Trace was either. Lila took the general manager job from me, a job I earned, a job I deserve. I want it back and Trace wants his power back. That’s what this little group was about, not about some revolution. We’re meant to be using Bishop, using the ‘message’, but from his tone… he’s buying into his own story.
Joe Bishop: What about Demento? I know you don’t think much of him but he’s got nothing to lose, he’s not just going to back off after a beating or two.
Trace Demon: Then we don’t stop at a beating, we make a lesson out of him, we send a message. Demento wants to stop us because he knows how strong we are, he knows we can save this company and him and Sleater don’t want us to do it. They don’t want people like us as the heroes, it’ll make them look bad, it’ll ruin their plans.
Jason Anders: Plans?
Trace Demon: To ruin my company. Lila knows she’s losing her grip, if she can’t have this place then nobody can, that’s why she’s trying to tear me down, that’s what she’s trying to stop the future of this company-
Joe Bishop: That’d be me.
Only thing worse than a Goth is an arrogant Goth.
Trace Demon: Stop the future of this company from succeeding. I wouldn’t be surprised if she brought Demento back in just to try and take the spotlight from our message. But the crowd see the truth; they know that what we’re doing is right.
I can’t pin him? Does he believe this, is he just trying to sell it to Joe or is he really that delusional? I know he’s had his problems with reality in the past but still this is a new level.
Trace Demon: I’ve got to take a piss.
Lovely, that’s more like the Trace Demon I’m used to. But as he rises he pauses, looks right at me.
Trace Demon: We’re going to save this company Anders; we’re going to be heroes. No, we’re going to be revolutionaries.
He smiles to himself, mumbling as he walks out of the room.
Jason Anders: Does he really think we’re the good guys here?
Joe Bishop: Of course he does.
I’m in too deep.
Joe Bishop: Because we are.
Far too deep.
< *** >
I am not a peaceful man. You will find very few who will argue that statement, and those that will have either never met me or have some kind of mental impairment. Violence, anger, hatred, these are who I am. They make me the man I am. A lesser man would be consumed by them, a lesser man would find himself in prison, a victim of his own uncontrollable rage, a lesser man would have nothing. I am no lesser man. I control the darkness in my soul, and I use it. I used it to rise to the top of the WFWF, I used it to become a two time WFWF World Heavyweight Champion, I used it to become a grand slam champion and a hall of famer and I used it to position myself as the most powerful man in the WFWF. Now I must use it once again, now I must use it to incite a revolution.
Revolutions are not always violent affairs, but this one will be. There is no other way, not here, not in the WFWF, violence is what we thrive on, violence is how we live, in the WFWF violence is everything. But don’t get caught up in that, don’t focus only on the means because the means don’t matter. The revolution matters, what we’re doing here matters. Myself, Jason Anders, Joe Bishop… we might not strike you as the most usual compatriots, but revolution brings forth a horde of heroes all fighting for the same goal. All seeking the same result. We want to save the WFWF, we want to make it great again. The three of us, and the others waiting in the shadows, the WFWF is our home and we don’t want to see our home burned to the ground. If we let that happen then where would we live? If each and every one of you lets that happen then you will be as lost and as aimless as a f*****g rat in an inescapable maze.
There are those out there that do not wish to see this revolution flourish. Lila Sleater, I’ve addressed you time and time again, you’re not right for this company, you’re oblivious to the harm you’re doing and you must be stopped. But now I see there are others. I see you… Dave Demento. I thought you were gone, I thought that madman had ended your pathetic career once and for all, but now here you are. Dave Demento, back to be a success, back to become the International Champion, back to beat the big dogs and prove himself. That’s what you said right? That’s what you claim you’re back for? I see the truth, I know why you’re really here. Hatred. Hatred for what happened to you, hatred for all the fans who forgot about you, hatred for the company that moved on without you. You are here to stop this revolution because you don’t want the WFWF to survive Lila’s reign. You want to see it burn, you want to see it fall from grace, you want to see the WFWF die. They call me a villain but Dave Demento you are the scum of the Earth.
Dave Demento wishes to blind you all from the truth, he hides behind his smile and his one-liners and his bulls**t so that you don’t see who he really is until it’s too late. But not me, not Jason Anders, not Joe Bishop… not the Final Revolution. We see you for the weasel that you are and we will not let you win. We won’t let you drag the next generation like Johnny Magnum down with you either. Demento, you may have played a great trick upon the watchers of the WFWF but the greatest trick ever played was by the devil when he may you all believe he does not exist. But the devil does exist and he stands right here seeking to reclaim his kingdom from the b***h that has taken it from him. He stands right here seeking to tear apart the men who stand in his way. Dave Demento, you should never have come back.
Because as the truth rings free… so will your screams, as the Final Revolution sends you back from the alleyway you came from.
