WFWF "Not The Bees!" Card - 3/11/11

[sonstuds]

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“Black & Yellow“

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Wiz Khalifa


Main Event
Killing Nic Cage Won’t Bring Back Your Goddman Honey
EBR vs. Trace Demon
In the words of King Kraig, a new era is upon the WFWF with EBR’s Heavyweight Championship reign and as such, the first match in that era involving EBR occurs at “Not The Bees!”. Recently Trace Demon has made his dissatisfaction with King Kraig’s policies well known, and perhaps the loudest display occurred at “The EBR Appreciation Show” when instead of appreciating EBR Trace Demon expressed his disgust at EBR for turning on his long-time associate Alex Sean and defeating him for the Heavyweight Championship. Considering EBR is a man already fuming over his issues with DGX and has a history of attempting to injure his opponents, that may not have been the smartest decision Trace Demon has made.


How did it get burned???
Phillip Schneider vs. Johnny Albright
One can argue that since returning no one has been as impressive as Phillip Schneider. No one can argue that anyone has been as violent as Phillip Schneider. While it would seem that Johnny Albright gets the unenviable task of facing Schneider, a victory by Albright would mean the biggest victory of his career.


Murder. Murder. You’ll All Be Guilty.
Ace Bennett & AJ King vs. Chris Jackal & Tabitha Owens
National Champion Ace Bennett has his hands full. As if a title defence on the horizon against Chris Jackal wasn’t enough to keep him busy, at “The EBR Appreciation Show” Tabitha Owens made her return to the WFWF, laying Ace Bennett out in retaliation for Bennett putting Braden Munroe on the shelf. Meanwhile, AJ King has made clear his dislike of Chris Jackal both through videos posted on the internet and viciously assaulting his ankle. It’s a match that made sense really.


Nic Cage Punching Women
Hutton Brown vs. Samael Ahriman
Two men who were victorious at “The EBR Appreciation Show”. One made his debut in the WFWF. The other shows up every now and again. It was the match that destiny made.


Nic Cage In A Bear Suit
& vs. Lightning & David Handlecatch
What’s the deal with this match? Dunno certain people were kept out of the loop for whatever reason. Imagine that. Gotta see it to believe it!


Nic Cage In A Bear Suit Punching Women
Johnny Knight vs. Luke Collins
Perturbed at the lack of respect directed his way courtesy of Phillip Schneider, Johnny Knight looks to extend his winning streak and dismiss Schneider’s attitude as nothing more than hearsay. He gets that chance against Luke Collins.


Deadline: Monday March 21st, 2011 at 11:59 EST[/center]

[sonstuds]

Card's been edited slightly because of a couple of things that slipped my mind until they were pointed out.

[Prophet of Ash]

[Ace Bennett]

Looks like a pretty good card. Gotta think of some inspiration for my RP now.

I posted about the first round of predictions in the GD for anyone interested in participating.

[B-Radimus Prime]

Let the undefeated streak of Tabitha Owens continue!!!!!

[Rule 30]

*Looks at deadline.*

*Looks at date.*




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[sonstuds]

'Sup. With Horror and I ruling with an iron fist the deadline for promos and segments is Wednesday the 23rd at 11:59 PM. That's not to say you can't still send stuff in, simply that I won't be waiting for anyone past that point.

Also the color code for the descriptions is FFCC33. If you choose to write something and attempt to format it but do so incorrectly then bad form.

[bad guy™]

So from what I can tell, the results are pretty much done. We've got one match that I DEFINATELY haven't seen yet, and one that I believe will be done soon...yeah. I'm not making any promises as this isn't my result set (don't know what E's got goin' on), but from what I can see, mostly everything that I knew about anyways seems done. To show my happiness, here's a picture of a happy pug.