Joey T
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Joined on: Apr 19, 2006 16:46:51 GMT -5
Posts: 1,442
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Post by Joey T on Oct 28, 2006 20:04:01 GMT -5
Is it cool that the drive-thru guy at Taco Bell instead of saying "May I help you" said "Sup" to me?
Why have so many people stopped asking questions?
If a tree falls, and noones around to hear it, does it make a noise?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
Do you drink coffee?
I think its gross.
Did you wish Zayne a happy birthday?
Did you know that on this very day in 1995 Mikey Whipwreck defeated the Sandman for the ECW Heavyweight title?
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Post by Focalin on Oct 28, 2006 21:12:55 GMT -5
Joey Tornado:Q: Is it cool that the drive-thru guy at Taco Bell instead of saying "May I help you" said "Sup" to me? A: Super cool...OR he could be gay...So...did you get his number? Q: Why have so many people stopped asking questions? A: I assume that they know everything about me. OR that they ran out of questions Q: If a tree falls, and noones around to hear it, does it make a noise? A: Yes. Why the wouldn't it? Q: If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? A: No, it becomes road kill Q: What's another word for thesaurus? A: book Q: Why is abbreviation such a long word? A: Well, if it wasn't such a long word, this Q & A session would be 1 question shorter. Q: What was the best thing before sliced bread? A: Milk from a cow, instead of goat Q: Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? A: you're a wack, So we should say "That was out of Joey tornado" Q: Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? A: It would hurt people's brains..just imagine if 13, was the 13rd number, how would you say '13rd'? Q: Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist? A: Jpizzle races, but he's black. Q: Do you drink coffee? A: No Q: I think its gross. A: As do I, all it is is warm water. Q: Did you wish Zayne a happy birthday? A: I did not, I'm going to though Q: Did you know that on this very day in 1995 Mikey Whipwreck defeated the Sandman for the ECW Heavyweight title? A: No, because I didn't watch ECW
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Post by leeandrews on Oct 28, 2006 22:16:40 GMT -5
r u gay?
Joey tornado or joey kockazitz
favoert chips?
type of gilrs you like?
square root of sex?
why do bad things happen 2 good ppl?
christmas is almsot here
wut do u want for christmas?
lee or a christmas tree?
XWA or VCW?
ACW or FCW
Evan extreme or Airborne Extreme?
more qs?
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Post by Focalin on Oct 28, 2006 23:44:36 GMT -5
Smiley Face:Q: r u gay? A: In a happy way Wow that was incredibly gay...I guess I must be haha Q: Joey tornado or joey kockazitz A: I talk to Tornado more Q: favoert chips? A: Salt 'n vinager Q: type of gilrs you like? A: Asians, Hot ones, combinaton of both Q: square root of sex? A: Hmm, well, sex has been around since..ever. So we're going to assume around the year of 1. 1, plus the 2 people, we get 3, Then you get a kid afterwords so theres 4. 4, times 2006, we get 8024, divided by 2 4012, once again by 2, 2006 there ya go. Q: why do bad things happen 2 good ppl? A: From what I can assume that because the good people only do good things the smallest bad thing that happens to them is a big upset. Where if that small thing happend to the bad person, it would only be a small thing to them. Q: christmas is almsot here A: Thank god Q: wut do u want for christmas? A: Hmm, good question, I guess an ipod would kick ass, I want those white kickers, some cd's figs, yada yada. Q: lee or a christmas tree? A: LEE deffinatly Q: XWA or VCW? A: XWA, simply because I've seen more of it Q: ACW or FCW A: FCW Q: Evan extreme or Airborne Extreme? A: Silly, everyone knows the answer to this. Q: more qs? A: Sure.
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Post by fcwkrypt on Oct 30, 2006 10:40:48 GMT -5
well now you do
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