If chickens had lips, could they whistle? - probably
Every see a potbelly pig run? - never
What's you're favorite worked that starts with X? - xylophone is the only word i know that begins with X
Whats white when dirty, and Black when it's clean? - Michael Jackson
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wold? - if a woodchuck could chuck wold? just as much wood thats in a wold i suppose.
Ever pulled your pants down in public? - yes
Ever get drunk? - nope
Ever get drunk in public?- nope
Ever get pants in public? - I always buy my pants in public
Would you rather be a doctor, or a professor? - professor they get awesome holidays
Do you use band aids when you get a cut? - no
Ever asked somebody to scratch your back? - yes
Ever Shave your legs? - 4 times (yeah so...there was this girl who made me...)
Do you want a pet monkey? - hell yeah id love one
Favorite TV show as a kid? - Roko's Modern Life
Favorite Kid as a TV? - LKRO
Every wore girl pants? - surprisingly not
Can you play the guitar? - i can play a few songs
Air Conditioning, or Windows down? - AC
Longest car trip? - only 4 hours to nowheresville new york
Ever been to Texas? - nope
Favorite person named "Keenan"? - dont know any
Favorite actor? - dont really have one to be honest
Favorite band? - Red Hot Chili Peppers and youve already asked this question
Favorite favorite? - wrestling
least favorite actor? - dont have one
least favorite band? - cant think of any, rather than spend my time saying how much i dislike them i jsut dont lsiten to/pay attention to them.
least favorite favorite? - chapstick
Do you like hockey? - yeah
How about baseball? - yup
Football? - college and highschool, hate nfl
Ever sleep in your shoes? - probably
How often do you comb your hair? - nevuh
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