Good movie quotes

[A-Mac]

"I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen"

[Chicago]

www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes

Plenty of memorable quotes there.

[Patrick Bateman]

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

-- Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale), American Psycho[/i]


You never got me down, Ray.

-- Jake LaMotta (Robert DeNiro), Raging Bull[/i]


Always bet on black.

-- John Cutter (Wesley Snipes), Passenger 51[/i]

and all these..

www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes

[Mr. Bo Ziffer]

"what you wanted me to dive in front of his spit?" - Micheal Cera

[Codesters]

"You Never go ass to mouth."
-Clerks II

"That KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR"
-Mallrats

"In this world we dont spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us."
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Im not even supposed to be here today!"
- Dante Clerks

"Who the s Pillow Pants?"
-Clerks

"You Guys gotta see this, the Fat Guys gonna corn hole that ass!"
-Clerks II

[rvdboy]

'She's my Rushmore, Max'
'Yeah, i know, she was mine too' - Rushmore

'I don't roll on Shabbos' - The Big Lebowski

'You're not Mr. Purple, some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple' - Reservoir Dogs

'I tell you this because, as an artist, i think you'll understand. sometimes when i'm driving, on the road at night, i see two headlights coming toward me. fast. i have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. i can anticipate the explosion. the sound of shattering glass. the flames, rising out of the flowing gasoline.' - Annie Hall

'So where are you? You're in some motel room. You just - you just wake up and you're in - in a motel room. There's the key. It feels like maybe it's just the first time you've been there, but perhaps you've been there for a week, three months. It's - it's kind of hard to say. I don't - I don't know. It's just an anonymous room.' - Memento

[rock21]

The Godfather:[/i]

Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?


Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.


Don Corleone: Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day.

The Departed:[/i]

Ellerby: Go yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from ing your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from ing my father.

It's A Wonderful Life:[/i]

George Bailey: Just a minute - just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anyone else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was - why, in the twenty-five years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter, and what's wrong with that? Why - here, you're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? You - you said - what'd you say a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be.


Nick: [ringing the cash register repeatedly] Get me. I'm givin' out wings.


Nick: [slamming a bottle on the bar] That's it. Out you two pixies go - through the door, or out the window.


George Bailey: Now, come on, get your clothes on, and we'll stroll up to my car and get... Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stroll. You fly.
Clarence: I can't fly. I haven't got my wings.
George Bailey: You haven't got your wings. Yeah, that's right.


Clarence: Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?


George Bailey: Hey! Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!
Mr. Potter: Happy New Year to you... in jail.


George Bailey: Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?


George Bailey: Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!


George Bailey: Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!


George Bailey: I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then, I'm comin' back here to go to college and see what they know. And then I'm gonna build things. I'm gonna build airfields, I'm gonna build skyscrapers a hundred stories high, I'm gonna build bridges a mile long...


George Bailey: How old are you anyway?
Clarence: 293 next may.

Taxi Driver:[/i]

Travis Bickle: Listen, you ers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the ****s, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.


Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me.

The Prestige:[/i]

Alfred Borden: You went half way around the world... you spent a fortune... you did terrible things... really terrible things Robert, and all for nothing.
Robert Angier: For nothing?
Alfred Borden: Yeah
Robert Angier: You never understood, why we did this. The audience knows the truth: the world is simple. It's miserable, solid all the way through. But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you... then you got to see something really special... you really don't know?... it was... it was the look on their faces...

Dog Day Afternoon:[/i]

Sonny: So what country do you want to go to?
Sal: Wyoming.
Sonny: Sal, Wyoming's not a country.


Sonny: Kiss me.
Det. Sgt. Eugene Moretti: What?
Sonny: Kiss me. When I'm being ed, I like to get kissed a lot.

Groundhog Day:[/i]

Phil: You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?
Ralph: I think... both.


Phil: I'm a god. I'm not *the* God... I don't think.


Phil Connors: Excuse me, where is everyone going?
Fan on Street: To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day.
Phil Connors: It's still just once a year, right?


Phil: I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...


Phil: So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
Rita: You're incredible.
Phil: Who told you?


Phil: Do you ever have deja vu Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.


Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.


[Phil Connors is stopped by the police after some crazy driving]
Phil: Yeah, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and a large coke.
Ralph: [to Phil] And some flapjacks.
Phil: [to Cop] Too early for flapjacks?


Rita: Have you ever had déjà-vu?
Phil: Didn't you just ask me that?


Phil: I've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.
Rita: Oh, really?
Phil: ...and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.


Phil Connors: This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to *eat* it. You're hypocrites, all of you!


Phil: People like blood sausage too, people are morons.


Phil: Commander, what's going on?
State Trooper: There's nothing going on. We're closing the road. Big blizzard moving in.
Phil: What blizzard? It's a couple flakes.
State Trooper: Don't you listen to the weather? We got a major storm here.
Phil: I make the weather! All this moisture coming up out of the Gulf will push off to the east and hit Altoona.
State Trooper: Pal, you got that moisture on your head. You can go back to Punxsutawney or you can freeze to death. It's your choice. What's it gonna be?
Phil: [pauses] I'm thinking...

Scarface:[/i]

Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.


Frank Lopez: Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!
[laughing]
Elvira Hancock: Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply.


Omar: And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobrecito... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets ed.


Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting ed!


Bernstein: You can't shoot a cop!
Tony Montana: Whoever said you was one?
Bernstein: Wait a minute. If you let me go, I'll fix this up.
Tony Montana: Sure, Mel. Maybe you can hand out to yourself one of those first class tickets to resurrection.
Bernstein: ing punk. Son of a bitch!
Tony Montana: So long Mel. Have a good trip.
Bernstein: you!
[Tony kills Bernstein]

Big Fish:[/i]

Will Bloom: A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.


Senior Ed Bloom: They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

[King Shocker the Monumentous]

"Non!"

-Marcel Marceau, Silent Movie

[Quanthor]

Here's some from Cabin Boy ;D

Cupcake: Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?
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Nathanial Mayweather: I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii

Kenny: Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions

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Old Salt in Fishing Village: Would you like to buy a monkey?

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Nathanial Mayweather: These pipes........ ARE CLEAN!!

[Deleted]

"I'm going to be there for sure, full throttle. Charlie's Angels 2."
- Evan (Michael Cera), Superbad

"I saved Latin, what did you ever do?"
- Max Fischer (Jason Schwartzman), Rushmore

"Are you going to shoot me?"
"That all depends. Do you see me?"
- Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem), No Country for Old Men

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
- Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale), American Psycho

[HoganBai]

Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica.

and everything else from the movie Anchorman

[bowlofpetunias]

"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!"

[Lk™]

"I have to return some video tapes"

Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) - American Psycho

[Deleted]

"I'm not booked." - Beyond the Mat. Surprised nobody quoted it yet.


"I rest my case on this: In a country of lost souls, rebellion comes hard. But, in a religiously oppressive city, where half it's population isn't even of that religion, it comes like fire." - SLC Punk.

[hailsabin2422]

bowlofpetunias said:

"One day, lad, all this will be yours..."
--"what, the curtains?"

greatest.......movie.....ever

[cjs.]

"If he dies, he dies."

[Reasoning through Questioning]

Dave Spritz: The first time I was struck with something, a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers. I was standing next to a garbage pail. I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out. The second time, it hit me square on the chin, a soft taco. Then, pop. A falafel. McNuggets. Always fast food. Fast food. crappeople would rather throw out than finish. It's easy. It tastes all right, but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment
[pause]
Dave Spritz: I'm fast food.




Dave Spritz: Man, I'd like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. That's when you know its cold. I like eating ****. Tartar sauce. A lot of guys don't. Well maybe they do. Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. What happened to the guy who was trying to fly around the world in a balloon? Did he make it? I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. Spice it up. Neil Young. , its cold. Neil Young. Wh-why am I thinking about Neil Young. Neil Diamond. Neil... Theres not a lot of famous Neils. Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. That never really happened. I haven't had a Spanish omelette in a long time. Here we go.
Dave Spritz: [thinking] I wish I had two dicks.




Dave Spritz: You know when I was in school, I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. . names, and stuff. Do you ever get called names?
Shelly: Like what?
Dave Spritz: I don't know - like, dummy if you miss a question. . or, camel toe?
Shelly: Yeah... camel toe.
Dave Spritz: Do you know why?
Shelly: Why, what?
Dave Spritz: Why you get called camel toe. .
Shelly: Yeah.
Dave Spritz: Why hun?. .
Shelly: Because, camel toes are tough. They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. I'm tough.
Dave Spritz: That's right. It's because they're tough. Ready to shop again? . .
Shelly: I think they make car tires out of camel toes.





Noreen: [reading Dave's note about her from their group session] "Throughout marriage, BJs lacked enthusiasm. Had difference of opinion over how important that was. I thought very." You know what, Dave? You want to know why my BJs lacked enthusiasm? I hated you. I hated your hair. I hated your ugly legs, your forearms. I hated kissing your lips, Dave. Okay? And that's why I lacked enthusiasm when your cock was in my mouth.




Dave Spritz: Good afternoon. . many of you came from long distances, and I know I speak for my mom and Noreen and my family, Mike and Shelly when I say thank you. When I think of my dad, I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock -
[the power goes out]
Dave Spritz: And then the power went out. Then, when the lights came back on in 40 minutes every one had pretty much forgotten that I was talking. And we never finished that part of the thing. . so my speech was, 'When I think of my dad, I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock.' That's all I said at my dad's living funeral, something; about Bob Seger.




The Weather Man

full of great dialogue.

[BigShab421]

"Prepare to be ed by the long dick of the law!"
~Seth Rogen "Superbad"