Good movie quotes

[American Phenom]

What are some good quotes that are said in movies?

I'll make my reply in a little bit, just got to make sure I got the quotes correct.

[rkolegendkilla]

"I've been dead once already; it's very liberating."
-- the Joker (Batman, 1989)[/b][/size]

"When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over."
-- Henry Hill (Godfellas, 1990)[/b][/size]

[AdamBomb]

No so much a quote, but my favorite scene of dialog EVER in a movie:

Jam: Hey what's up mom? I'm gonna ask you this nicely first. Can I have my drumsticks back?

Mrs. Bruce: Your drumsticks are the least of your worries young man. You ran out on God! My son just ran out on God! You are in a world of...

Jam: TROUBLE! I've been in trouble for the past 12 hours! HELLO? You know I'm going to be in St. Bernards Boarding School for the next 2 years. I'm gonna be out of your hair until I'm a legal adult! And then all YOU have to do is go to church, light a candle, and pray to some stupid little statue for me and all is forgiven and forgotten, right mom? Then you can spend your days in a guilt free pursuit of more constructive activities like telling everyone else how screwed up their lives are. And then you no longer need the patience and understanding required to talk to your own son on some normal plain. And then that way you don't have to think about how tough it was for you when you were growing up and its probably a good thing too cause if you did, you'd realize what a lousy, goddam shitty-ass parent you are.

Mrs. Bruce: Jeremiah what has gotten into you?

Jam: I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD HAVE MERCY! Now, for the last time, Mom, give me back my ing drumsticks... please.

-Detroit Rock City

[Wato Stan Account]

From Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters:
Thousands of years ago I ran for treasurer of student council. It involved a lot of hard work! We decorated many cookies. We spent all night putting up green frosting and then we drew up many posters but the principle called me down to her office and informed me that I had violated election rules. That is what Sister Margaret kept telling me if I displayed my physically agenda in HER bathroom.

Wet Hot American Summer:
Gene: Now we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour, do you know where the powder packets are?
Gary: Yeah.
Gene: In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream. Uh, wait, forget that last part.
Gary: Did you say dick cream?
Gene: No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know stick team! Stickball! Go away leave me alone!

Can of Vegetables: If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass, just be honest about it. Look Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot.

Good Burger:
Kurt: Can I give you a lift, Ed?
Ed: I don't know, I weigh about 150.
Kurt: Just get in the car.

Kurt: I'm Kurt.
Ed: I'm Ed.
Kurt: I'm aware!
Ed: You said you were Kurt.

That's all I can really think of right now.

[Rant Casey]

adambomb said:

No so much a quote, but my favorite scene of dialog EVER in a movie:

Jam: Hey what's up mom? I'm gonna ask you this nicely first. Can I have my drumsticks back?

Mrs. Bruce: Your drumsticks are the least of your worries young man. You ran out on God! My son just ran out on God! You are in a world of...

Jam: TROUBLE! I've been in trouble for the past 12 hours! HELLO? You know I'm going to be in St. Bernards Boarding School for the next 2 years. I'm gonna be out of your hair until I'm a legal adult! And then all YOU have to do is go to church, light a candle, and pray to some stupid little statue for me and all is forgiven and forgotten, right mom? Then you can spend your days in a guilt free pursuit of more constructive activities like telling everyone else how screwed up their lives are. And then you no longer need the patience and understanding required to talk to your own son on some normal plain. And then that way you don't have to think about how tough it was for you when you were growing up and its probably a good thing too cause if you did, you'd realize what a lousy, goddam ****ty-ass parent you are.

Mrs. Bruce: Jeremiah what has gotten into you?

Jam: I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD HAVE MERCY! Now, for the last time, Mom, give me back my ing drumsticks... please.

-Detroit Rock City

yeah, I really need to sit down and watch DRC again, its been far too long.

Its kinda hard to think of any quotes right now, all I got as of now..

:From Garden State, standing outside of the boat/house in the quarry:

Andrew: Go, go on inside and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.

Mark: Hey don't pick on because of my hobbies, I don't pick on you for being an A**hole.

It might not be the exact quote, but its damn close.

[Kemp2k]

"Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines."
-- General "Buck" Turgidson (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, 1964)[/b][/size]

"I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. "
-- Barry Egan (Punch Drunk Love, 2002)[/b][/size][/font]

[● kaneisdaman ●]

"Spiderpig, spiderpig.....does whatever a spiderpig does"

[The Stranger]

''There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a-howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as if it were a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was.''
-- Alex DeLarge (A Clockwork Orange, 1971)

''Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled.''
-- Cutter (The Prestige, 2006)

[twinn]

Chicka Chicka Yeah, Fake ID, Fake ID....McLovin (Superbad)

[rkolegendkilla]

Holy , how could I miss out on quoting my favorite movie of all time?

---

"No more lies. No more secrets."
"Secrets are my life."
-- Sarah, Alfred Borden dialog (The Prestige, 2006)

"Any last words, Mr. Borden?"
"Abracadabra"
-- Officer, Alfred Borden (The Prestige, 2006)

[PsychoDriver]

How can people forget Pulp Fiction goodness?

''Say what again, SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERER, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME'' - Jules

''What country you from?''
''What?''
''What ain't no country I've ever heard of before, they speak English in What?''
''What?''
''ENGLISH MOTHERER DO YOU SPEAK IT?'' - Jules and Brett.

''You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?''
''They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?''
''Na they got the metric system, they don't know what the a quarter pounder is.''
''So what do they call it?''
''Royale with cheese.'' - Jules and Vincent.

''When you drove up here, did you see a sign that said Dead Storage?''
''No.''
''You know why you didn't see it?''
''Why?''
''Because it's not there, because storing dead s, ain't my ing business'' - Jimmy and Jules.

[Mr. Old School™]

"Take some shooting lessons a$$hole". - D-Fens - Falling Down

"Suck my fat-one, you cheap dime store-hood" - Gordie LaChance - Stand By Me

[purpleisaaw]

superbad,40 year old virgin,knocked up are all very quoatable

this is sparta-300

i forget forrest gump

stupid is as stupid does

bubba

the whole shrimp thing

run forrest run

life is like a box of chocalates

[cosbydawg91]

From Anchorman:

"Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?"
"I don't know."

[Reasoning through Questioning]

V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?
Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond: What does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.



Great F*cking Film!!!

[bowlofpetunias]

"One day, lad, all this will be yours..."
--"what, the curtains?"

[Doomrider]

From 30 Days of Night (because it's true):
Kirsten Toomey: [crying] Please, God...
Marlow: [speaking in vampire language] God?
[Marlow looks around, and then after a long pause he stares into Kirsten's eyes]
Marlow: [coldly, in English] No god.

Rear Window:
Jeff: Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?
Lisa: He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.

Gangs of New York:
Boss Tweed: You killed an elected official?
Bill: Who elected him?
Boss Tweed: You don't know what you've done to yourself.
Bill: [taps his glass eye with a knife] I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-ing-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace.

[Ari Gold]

I appreciate that, but maybe you're looking out for your interests just a little bit more. I mean you shouldn't be asking people to come down here and pay the freight on something they paid, it still ain't good enough, I mean you think that's right? I mean maybe you're doing your job but why you gotta stop me from doing mine? Cause if you're willing to go through all the battling you got to go through to get where you want to get, who's got the right to stop you? I mean maybe some of you guys got something you never finished, something you really want to do, something you never said to someone, something... and you're told no, even after you paid your dues? Who's got the right to tell you that, who? Nobody! It's your right to listen to your gut, it ain't nobody's right to say no after you earned the right to be where you want to be and do what you want to do!... You know, the older I get the more things I gotta leave behind, that's life. The only thing I'm asking you guys to leave on the table... is what's right.
-Rocky Balboa

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!
-Rocky Balboa

Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a ing spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!
-Ari Gold (Entourage)

Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
-Ari Gold (Entourage)

I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the ing Bobcats... And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of ing diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about ANY OF THEM. They're ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7... GOOD DAY!
-Ari Gold (Entourage)

[K5]

We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "consciousness expansion" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him seriously... All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours too. What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped create... a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the Acid Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody... or at least some force - is tending the light at the end of the tunnel.

- Raoul Duke, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

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I dont know if its a quote per say, but I still love it..

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

-The Boondock Saints.