Post by Calvin on Jun 25, 2006 22:20:42 GMT -5
The sounds of revving are heard in all directions. As we look around, we see it’s dark out, and that we are in the middle of the country. We hear nothing but the sound of motors revving and the smell of gasoline is in all directions. Then we see in the distance a headlight. We hear a really loud revving. It gets louder and louder as the light gets brighter and brighter. Finally, the light is visible enough that we can see what it making the light. It seems to be a bike of some sort. The bike gets close enough to drive into the area. A little yellow light, presumably a signal. The bike turns and we see it turns into what seems to be a gas station. The bike drives up to a pump, and stops. The driver of the bike, all dressed up in leather, gets off the bike, and sets the kick stand. He looks down, pats off some dust, and unclips his helmet. He slowly, and dramatically, takes off his helmet, and we see that it is none other then Calvin Lee. He slides his helmet onto the handlebars, and looks at the gas pumps.
Calvin Lee: Finally, some gas. I’ve been waiting and waiting for miles to get to a gas station to fill up this puppy. Ever since I won that match last week against umm, wow, I can’t even remember my opponents name. I beat him so fast, I didn’t get a chance to ask him his name. Well, whatever his name was, I beat him and I became the number one contender for the Ham Shank title. And ever since I won that, I have been spoiling myself. I’ve gotten plenty of new stuff for my house, I got some new stuff for my lawn, and most of all, I thought I’d have some fun and buy this mighty machine I have here. I didn’t think I would like it at first, but now I see why my opponent this week, Wayne McGurk likes biking so much. I mean Wayne, you seem to LOVE biking. Mr Bad Ass McGurk here. To be honest, I like the bike, but I HATE the attire. I mean, look at this leather. I look like a gay here. And it’s amazingly hot in this here, I can’t stand it. How can a biker love to bike out into the desert when he has pounds and pounds of leather on him? Not to mention that this bike get extremely hot after a while, as well, the motor is right below your ass. You are one weird person Wayne. I have to say though, I may not like the fact that you wear this leather, I do however like to see your girl Vanessa in this leather. Haha.
Calvin Lee grabs the handle to the gas pump, and opens the cap to the gas tank on the bike. Calvin Lee starts to fill up his gas tank with fuel. He watches as the dials move. The price today looks rather high as of late, today it’s at about 95 cents a litre.
Calvin Lee: I have to hand it to you though Wayne, you did get the number one contender for that Ass-halt title, or what is it called now? The Meggalicious title? I give you props for winning that honour, but you’ll probably lose the match. And worse, it will be to a girl. At least when you lose to me on Odium, it will be to a guy, so you will have some authority compared to when you lose to Meg. You think you are this big tough biker guy, but look, even me, a guy who is 6 inches smaller then you, can pull off the biker look. You will have to do better then that to scare me out of this match. People are saying that I was “scared” out of the match at Scars and Strips. I think it’s time to give a little explanation on that. I was badly beaten earlier that evening by a couple of cowards. Those cowards will pay when we face. It’s sad they had to beat me before they even faced me in the ring. Just shows you right there how good I am. But you see, when I get my match for the Ham Shank title, I will not be scared or beaten again, just like I won’t be scared or beaten in this match. Wayne, if you are trying to scare or intimidate me, you should stop. If anything, you should be afraid of me. Look at me, future Ham Shank title, and unlike Obo, I WILL not take offence to the title. The title will mean something to me, and I will make a worthy champion.
Calvin Lee realizes the tank is finally full. He places the handle back onto the pump, and checks the meter. It reads the gas costs a nasty looking fifty dollars. Calvin Lee pulls tries to pull out his wallet, but it’s stuck in his pocket. He pulls really hard, and finally it comes out, almost putting Calvin Lee off balance.
Calvin Lee: Stupid tight ass leather jeans.
He opens his wallet, and grabs his Visa card. He slides it into the pump, and makes his payment into the pump. His card comes out, and he places it into his wallet and closes it. He tries to place it back into his tight ass leather jeans, and it barely fits into the jeans.
Calvin Lee: I hate these things, I am never wearing them again! Look what you made me do Wayne. Here I thought this biking stuff was cool, I thought you were cool with your biking ways but truth be told, biking wear sucks! You suck! This isn’t cool at all, just like you! You need to be taught the ways of coolness, and the ways of being a champion. You are not cool enough to be a contender for any title, except maybe the Mr I like wearing tight leather award. You won’t beat me, you will lose. You will lose badly, just like what’s his name last week. You stand no chance against me Wayne. The only thing you will beat me with coming this match is the with the attempt to look biker. You look so much more foolish then I do with the biker look. I can’t believe I wanted this stupid stuff. This isn’t the real Calvin Lee at all. I am returning all this stuff as soon as I can, because this is not me.
Calvin Lee gets on the bike, and raises the kick stand. He tries to kicks start and it stalls. He tries again, another stalling. He tries a third time, and it finally starts. Calvin Lee, a little irritated with this bike, revs the motor quiet loudly, and kicks it into first gear.
Calvin Lee: This is the week where I will truly show everyone who the true Calvin Lee is. The future Ham Shank title, the future hall of famer of the WFWF, the Next one.
With that, he revs the motor, sending him away into the darkness of the night sky.
Calvin Lee: Finally, some gas. I’ve been waiting and waiting for miles to get to a gas station to fill up this puppy. Ever since I won that match last week against umm, wow, I can’t even remember my opponents name. I beat him so fast, I didn’t get a chance to ask him his name. Well, whatever his name was, I beat him and I became the number one contender for the Ham Shank title. And ever since I won that, I have been spoiling myself. I’ve gotten plenty of new stuff for my house, I got some new stuff for my lawn, and most of all, I thought I’d have some fun and buy this mighty machine I have here. I didn’t think I would like it at first, but now I see why my opponent this week, Wayne McGurk likes biking so much. I mean Wayne, you seem to LOVE biking. Mr Bad Ass McGurk here. To be honest, I like the bike, but I HATE the attire. I mean, look at this leather. I look like a gay here. And it’s amazingly hot in this here, I can’t stand it. How can a biker love to bike out into the desert when he has pounds and pounds of leather on him? Not to mention that this bike get extremely hot after a while, as well, the motor is right below your ass. You are one weird person Wayne. I have to say though, I may not like the fact that you wear this leather, I do however like to see your girl Vanessa in this leather. Haha.
Calvin Lee grabs the handle to the gas pump, and opens the cap to the gas tank on the bike. Calvin Lee starts to fill up his gas tank with fuel. He watches as the dials move. The price today looks rather high as of late, today it’s at about 95 cents a litre.
Calvin Lee: I have to hand it to you though Wayne, you did get the number one contender for that Ass-halt title, or what is it called now? The Meggalicious title? I give you props for winning that honour, but you’ll probably lose the match. And worse, it will be to a girl. At least when you lose to me on Odium, it will be to a guy, so you will have some authority compared to when you lose to Meg. You think you are this big tough biker guy, but look, even me, a guy who is 6 inches smaller then you, can pull off the biker look. You will have to do better then that to scare me out of this match. People are saying that I was “scared” out of the match at Scars and Strips. I think it’s time to give a little explanation on that. I was badly beaten earlier that evening by a couple of cowards. Those cowards will pay when we face. It’s sad they had to beat me before they even faced me in the ring. Just shows you right there how good I am. But you see, when I get my match for the Ham Shank title, I will not be scared or beaten again, just like I won’t be scared or beaten in this match. Wayne, if you are trying to scare or intimidate me, you should stop. If anything, you should be afraid of me. Look at me, future Ham Shank title, and unlike Obo, I WILL not take offence to the title. The title will mean something to me, and I will make a worthy champion.
Calvin Lee realizes the tank is finally full. He places the handle back onto the pump, and checks the meter. It reads the gas costs a nasty looking fifty dollars. Calvin Lee pulls tries to pull out his wallet, but it’s stuck in his pocket. He pulls really hard, and finally it comes out, almost putting Calvin Lee off balance.
Calvin Lee: Stupid tight ass leather jeans.
He opens his wallet, and grabs his Visa card. He slides it into the pump, and makes his payment into the pump. His card comes out, and he places it into his wallet and closes it. He tries to place it back into his tight ass leather jeans, and it barely fits into the jeans.
Calvin Lee: I hate these things, I am never wearing them again! Look what you made me do Wayne. Here I thought this biking stuff was cool, I thought you were cool with your biking ways but truth be told, biking wear sucks! You suck! This isn’t cool at all, just like you! You need to be taught the ways of coolness, and the ways of being a champion. You are not cool enough to be a contender for any title, except maybe the Mr I like wearing tight leather award. You won’t beat me, you will lose. You will lose badly, just like what’s his name last week. You stand no chance against me Wayne. The only thing you will beat me with coming this match is the with the attempt to look biker. You look so much more foolish then I do with the biker look. I can’t believe I wanted this stupid stuff. This isn’t the real Calvin Lee at all. I am returning all this stuff as soon as I can, because this is not me.
Calvin Lee gets on the bike, and raises the kick stand. He tries to kicks start and it stalls. He tries again, another stalling. He tries a third time, and it finally starts. Calvin Lee, a little irritated with this bike, revs the motor quiet loudly, and kicks it into first gear.
Calvin Lee: This is the week where I will truly show everyone who the true Calvin Lee is. The future Ham Shank title, the future hall of famer of the WFWF, the Next one.
With that, he revs the motor, sending him away into the darkness of the night sky.
