My Church Rant

[Stinger TNA]

Ok, I may not be the biggest Christian on the block, but I do end up going to church now and then. I finally calculated today why me and 50% of humans dont want to go to church.

First of all, everyone wants to go to Church to "Hear God's Words". How the is anyone supposed to hear anything when every ing 3 year old in every other row is screaming or crying. The place looks like a Christian Nursery more than a Church.

Then, the Priest has to start off the Homly with the lame ass jokes about Britney Spears or how he gave up tickets to the Super Bowl to be at Church. And the Priest always talks about himself. Like he isnt at church and he is just attention whoring everyone.

At my church, today more specificly, I had to use the restroom. I came out and some old lady stood there and asked "If everything is alright." I could have told her the truth and been like "Yeah, I just took a 5 pound dump, I feel great." But I just said "Yeah." Then, before I can leave, she asks me all these personal questions. "Where do you go to school?" "What part of town do you live in." "How old are you" And then, she tells me that I'VE been talking to her too long and that she needs to go help out, but she probably didnt notice me trying to walk away each time I finished answering a nosy question of hers.

Now this pisses me off. Its time to recieve "The body of christ" (aka some pita bread they hardened) and the old ladies who hand this **** out spray their hands with perfume. So now, I not only have the body of Christ in me, but some nice smelling "Passion Burst".

In closing, the Church is like WWE. Everyone bitches about it, but they still continue to go, and its God vs Satan with God always over coming the odds.

[uzerx]

Cena>God lolza

[ultimatethey]

Very interesting rant you do prove a point however i do not think a forum is a good way to get rid of your thoughts on religion.


*Waits for angry Christians to cuss him out*

[xxxKevinxxx™]

Remember Vince did hire Jesus to team with HBK.

[perilloboy123]

Nobody s with Peter. Not even God, himself.

[Stinger TNA]

perilloboy123 said:

I'd hate to with you Peter. You're a nutjob

I actually take that as a complement, thank you very much.

[Johnny]

wow.
get over it.
a lot of people actually like going to church.

[perilloboy123]

robvandam said:

perilloboy123 said:

I'd hate to with you Peter. You're a nutjob

I actually take that as a complement, thank you very much.

But I edited my post.

[Stinger TNA]

swanton15 said:

wow.
get over it.
a lot of people actually like going to church.

I bet if the Roy made this post you'd be all over it and say "I COMPLETLEY AGREE 1000% !!!1!!!1"

To make this not spam, I dont get why people HAVE to go to church to believe in God. Can't someone believe in God and all that and not go to church.

[ultimatethey]

robvandam said:

swanton15 said:

wow.
get over it.
a lot of people actually like going to church.

I bet if the Roy made this post you'd be all over it and say "I COMPLETLEY AGREE 1000% !!!1!!!1"

I bet if you deleted yourself we would throw a huge celebration.

[Stinger TNA]

Ahh, I love being hated.

Because I say something and people spam up my post

[[MJH]]

Well church is a family place, so I'm sure the old was just being friendly, personally I don't see the point in going to church unless you go regularly because it's not the sorta thing you go to every now and then. Going to church on Sunday is more a social thing than a religious thing now imo. I used to go to a church frequently and everyone were friends and would sit around talk and eat biscuits and cake after the sermon. I stopped going because I wasn't interested in staying after the sermon but everyone would try to encourage me to stay and it just go annoying.

[slappy]

3/10. Paint is a bit sloppy and I don't remember him wearing that attire before.

[Mark]

you'd rather the priest be like Ben Stein instead of cracking JOKES?!

[3Lephant (Naptown Icon)]

Just because you go to one church you don't like, doesn't make every church terrible. Go somewhere else.

[Cult Member BriGuy]

needs more angst

[Greensborohill]

And yet through it all. . God STILL loves you.

[King Shocker the Monumentous]

I wouldn't bash the 3 year-olds, man...I've ben going to the same chuech for nearly a quarter of a century, and while little kids might be annoying, it's downright depressing when you look around your church and notice that everyone else is at least 15 years older than you.

[alex123ecw]

Religion is gay.

[Johnny]

robvandam said:

swanton15 said:

wow.
get over it.
a lot of people actually like going to church.

I bet if the Roy made this post you'd be all over it and say "I COMPLETLEY AGREE 1000% !!!1!!!1"

To make this not spam, I dont get why people HAVE to go to church to believe in God. Can't someone believe in God and all that and not go to church.

Aww you.
Seriously, you hurt me alot.
Because I really care that much that every ing person on SNME says I am on Roy's dick.
I'll talk to you later, I need to go cut myself.