My brother is such an A Hole

[Johnny]

My bro is cool at times, but sometimes is a dick.

[HHH316]

Spray painting you're bed? Classic.

[Razornuts]

Why does almost every topic end with a question? Can't we just post a topic and let the discussion flow?

[The UndyTaker]

thacbt said:

Would QFT work in this case, since it's the best true story I've read this year on this board?

Brilliant, but this is the hindsight talking, I'm lucky enough to not have that on my conscious.

I only feel the slightest bit of regret. The joke of it all and how funny it was is too great to really make me feel guilty. I won't say how things eventually turned out for everyone just because the story like that is good enough.

[[x] TEXACIDE [x]]

undietaker said:

There was an A&P by my best friends(who is as close to me as a brother) house, and when you walked in there was bulletin board where you could post ads. They used to have these ads for bed wetting hanging on them. It had a big STOP sign on it and next to that it said Bed Wetting. So I used to put them in my friends bed every now and then when I would stay over. So there was this really hot girl that he was trying to hook up with for a long time that was coming over with her friends to drink. I knew he was going to try to hook up with her. So I got one of the Stop Bed Wetting sheets and filled it out with his name and address and put it in his bed. He gets her in his room and they are messing around while I am in the living room hanging out with the other girls. All of a sudden we hear her say, "What the ?!" and she starts laughing. She comes out of the room in her bra and underwear with the rest of her clothes in her hands and she's laughing hysterically. He comes out yelling at me, 'Hey a-hole, tell her you did it!" I said, "What did I do? I've been in here the whole time." And the other girls all start saying I was in there talking to them. And the girl he was messing around with starts telling her friends about the bed wetting thing and they all nearly piss themselves laughing. He's bright red from anger yelling about how I put it there. He even gets out a piece of paper and writes his name on it so they could examine how different the handwriting looks compared to the one on the bed wetting ad. The girls are still laughing, plus they are wasted so they didn't care about the handwriting. So he didn't end up getting with that girl for the rest of this night and he was pissed. Maybe he should have told that story since I am the a-hole in it. ;D

C blocking is not nice, sir.

[fattic]

Spray painted on your bed? Maybe you should tell your parents?

But yeah, I'm an only child, I don't have to deal with that stuff lol.

[Deleted]

My older brother is a douche. Thats why I live at my moms instead of my dads

[E-Noon]

Your brother's a genious. A hilarious genious.

[Codesters]

kill him. Seriously though, dont get mad, get.....well you know the rest.

[Flyrfn144]

Your brother is awesome

[Blackjack]

your brother sounds cool. He should start recording these

[Odafin Tutuola]

What a dick, me and brother are pretty cool and I am the oldest (I am going on 24 and my bro is going to be 20)

[htmlegend]

ruthlessagression said:

I am an only child. Thank god right?

I wish I was an only child. I have two younger brothers and now they're not that bad, but when we were kids, they were annoying as hell! When I was 14 and they were 11 and 8, I think they were the two most annoying people I knew at the time.

[Deleted]

My brother and I are inseparable. Hes 20 and im 15 and I look up to him.

[Deleted]

grumpyoldman said:

Once I spent all day cleaning my room. He emptied a container of baby powder in front of the fan I had on my dresser, covering my room with it.

I'm a clean freak when it comes to my room, thus he would be dead.

[Oklahomie]

I Have A Revenge Idea,Sign HIM Up For A Dora The Explorer Fanclub,Then While Hes Sleeping,Pour Water On His Bed To Make His Parents Think He Peed Himself!....ROFL!

WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,Is There Such A Thing