Kindergarden up to 3rd Grade Storys?

[Mr. Blonde.]

in 3rd grade my teacher made me sit in the corner so i gave her the DX Chop

[ericbischoff]

I do remember I was stay under the table when I was at nursery, and refused to come out. So one of teacher end up join me, and have eating the lunch under the table as well. That was cool memory.

[Focalin]

I remember we were coloring something in kindergarten and I didn't like the paper, so I slid under my seat and randomly started coloring all over the floor.

also, everybody was getting a drink from the water fountain so I took a sip and didn't swallow, my cheeks were all puffed out and what not. Then this kid does the same thing so i "slapped" both his cheeks with my hands pushing air out of his mouth..than he did it to me and all my water sprayed out into his face and he jumped back to avoid it and ended up landing right on his back and started crying.


Lesson learned.
Don't imitate me.

Bitch.

[Stinger TNA]

Me and my 3 friends had this one troublemaker light a fire and we tried to pee it out. Turns out it didn't work, so out teacher was paralyzed and the kid was sent to Juvenile Hall until 4th grade because we blamed it on him.

God, I miss those kids. I mean having three friends, a Jew, a Fat Kid, and a Poor kid in an Orange Parka, that is the life.

[Matt]

I was suspended five times by the end of third grade.

[Deleted]

I used to cry when i had a substitute teacher. I know it sounds stupid but its true.

[GP™]

Hahaha.

This reminds me of the time that in second grade, we were doing a coloring paper, in Spanish, but none of us knew Spanish.

So, this kid, he always yells out, and never raised his hand in class, shouts out, "I don't have a RO-JOE!" then starts crying.

lmfao.

[Oklahomie]

I Know Im Going Over The Grade Limit,But TBH I Cant Remember Kindergarden-3rd Grade So..

In 5th Or 6th Grade,I Was Playing Football With Some Kids And Got The crapTackled Out Of Me By This HUGE Girl (Really I Think She Was Twice My Size)And I Screamed "MY RIBS"

ROFL XD

[mck]

lmao, I've got tons of random memories from elementary school.

I remember this one time me and my friends went to the bathroom and we all started throwing wet toilet paper at the celing and it would stick. And then we started throwing them at each other. Anyway, we went back to class and we were all covered on soggy toilet paper

[pimpmaster5000]

i dont remember anything before 5th grade (im a junior) some how my mind has blocked it for some reason

[Jax]

Ahh Grade 2...... The best 3 years of my life.


Joking.


In Prep (after Kindy, before grade 1 in AUS) i was in a library class where the teacher would get a book and read it and we had to answer question and like do a drawing of the book, something that happened. Well the teacher went to grab the book and while she was getting it this girl came up to me and kissed me on the cheek, as she did the teacher saw it and i was so goddamn embarassed, everyone was laughing and the girls were saying "Eww...she kissed a boy", the boys were saying "Eww he was kissed by a girl" We were 5 years old mind you. this is no bullshit. it was very embarassing. years later i found out she had a crush on me, but by then she was fat....really fat.

[ultimatethey]

jaxreyrey said:

Ahh Grade 2...... The best 3 years of my life.


Joking.


In Prep (after Kindy, before grade 1 in AUS) i was in a library class where the teacher would get a book and read it and we had to answer question and like do a drawing of the book, something that happened. Well the teacher went to grab the book and while she was getting it this girl came up to me and kissed me on the cheek, as she did the teacher saw it and i was so goddamn embarassed, everyone was laughing and the girls were saying "Eww...she kissed a boy", the boys were saying "Eww he was kissed by a girl" We were 5 years old mind you. this is no bull ****. it was very embarassing. years later i found out she had a crush on me, but by then she was fat....really fat.

Fat chicks try harder.

[MichaelTheMartian]

Ah memories


In prep (after kinder before grade 1 in AUS) it was my first day in primary school ofcourse, and I cried my a*s off that day, and I would continue for 3 months lol, and I would scream I want mum, and in a assembly I wouldnt go to class without draging my mum with me LOL, and that time my sister was in grade 4, and I'd follow her ALL day, because I was scared, and then one morning my teacher then had enough, and she litrelly used her whole voice and screamed at me, and was telling me " LISTEN YOUNG MAN, YOU ARE GOING TO STAY AT SCHOOL WITHOUT "MUMMY" AND YOU ARE GOING TO SITE DOWN AND LEARN OR ELSE I'LL TAKE YOUR TOYS AWAY" LMAO, and since that scream, I had never cried again, and always feared her LOL.

[DTP.]

Before I was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome, I used to tip chairs and tables over everytime I was mad. I also had arguments during the punishment 'time out'. The good ol days...