Ya Know What grinds my gears?!?!

[Codesters]

When you wake up in the middle of the night in a very comfortable state having to piss so you debate for an hour on if you should get up and piss or not.
Discuss....

[Suckasays]

Agreed. Let us weigh in the pros and cons of each situation; those being A.) Get up and piss B.) Stay in bed

PROS

- You won't have to piss anymore
- You won't be hurting or feel like you are floating
- You won't destroy your kidneys or blatter

CONS
- Once you get up (if you are like me) you won't be able to fall back asleep when you get back in bed
- Taking a piss while half asleep is risky. You could wake up in the morning and realize that you completely missed the toilet.
- You could piss on yourself

I'm telling ya. I'm 50/50 here.

[amxfiles]

That's why I use the sink.

[Suckasays]

This situation was REALLY bad for me when I lived in a college dormatory. Each floor had a community bathroom. The entrance is right in the center of the hallway just past the elevators. The bad thing was that my room was all the way at one end of the hall. So if I woke up, I had a decent stroll to get to the toilet. So most of the time, I just made myself tough it out. But then again, if it was too hard to handle, I made the walk of shame. I will openly admit that there was a time when I had to go so bad and didn't feel like walking down the hall out of fear that I would be wide awake and not be able to sleep when I got back to my room, so I had grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it to the rim, and tossed it out of my 6th floor window. Hey...I had an early class the next day

[Mark]

Women should try standing up pissing..Its no easy task when Half awake

[brethart]

codesters said:

When you wake up in the middle of the night in a very comfortable state having to piss so you debate for an hour on if you should get up and piss or not.
Discuss....

ugh that happends to me all the time sometimes i wake up but usually i piss

[Cass]

mark3 said:

Women should try standing up pissing..Its no easy task when Half awake

some tv show here a few years ago was showing some funnel things for women to use, so they can use urinals

and yeah, i usually get up and piss and fall right back asleep. then i never get up when i have to because its one of the best feelings ever.

[Codesters]

pissing is like my philosiphy on life.
Lifes a toilet, piss on it.

[Cass]

codesters said:

pissing is like my philosiphy on life.
Lifes a toilet, piss on it.

Your future wife is gonna hate you.

[amxfiles]

cassxwwe said:

codesters said:

pissing is like my philosiphy on life.
Lifes a toilet, piss on it.

Your future wife is gonna hate you.

Future......wife........

[Mark]

its ok to piss on the rim as long as it isnt the seat

[Codesters]

cassxwwe said:

codesters said:

pissing is like my philosiphy on life.
Lifes a toilet, piss on it.

Your future wife is gonna hate you.

wurd.

[ß®å¢K$ßâ¢k]

Hell yea!!...That sucks soooo much. Your legs feel like they're floating, you arms are like dead and you body is just motionless. But you gotta pee. Man o' man

[Barrett]

I usually fall back to sleep before I decide whether or not I should get up. Then I wake up a few hours later and think "Oh shit! Did I piss myself? No? Whew! Aw man, I really gotta piss!"

[D-Rock]

Get up
Piss
Go back to bed.
Sleep good, wake up and realize
You pissed the bed!

[ullar]

Yeah I hate that feeling ussually I hold it untill it hurts then I piss.

[● kaneisdaman ●]

Let me take a minute just to say who would have thought that you would be talking about pissing at night on a wrestling figure forum

But then again it is the lounge and you can talk about almost everything...

[Does that make me bad?]

Heres the sure fire fix, Have a bottle near by so you dont have to move out of that position just grab the bottle hold it up to you and let it go

[chumped]

I cant stand it. Once I am up, I am up, so there is no falling back asleep. Luckily I rarely, if ever wake up for a bathroom break. But when it does happen, It sucks.

[K5]

i always just piss in a halfconscious zone