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Post by Deep Figure Value on Dec 15, 2007 22:38:50 GMT -5
So I was browsing my local news station today, and came across a story about candidates in the area this week. Since I'm pretty into this election, I opened it up, and there, right at the top of the article, was this:
Close the polls. Once the meme kids get ahold of this, the election may as well be over.
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Post by slappy on Dec 15, 2007 22:39:58 GMT -5
Ric Flair has also endorsed him.
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Dec 15, 2007 22:40:58 GMT -5
Ric Flair has also endorsed him. Ric Flair's tears don't cure cancer. |
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Post by Tim of thee on Dec 15, 2007 22:43:19 GMT -5
Ric Flair has also endorsed him. Ric Flair's tears don't cure cancer. Ric Flair's fists don't cure cancer. |
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Post by J12 on Dec 15, 2007 23:11:25 GMT -5
The sad part is that I'm sure thousands of Americans truly will base their vote on Norris' blessing of Huckabee.
Funny, and sad at the same time.
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Post by The Sam Kinnison Corps on Dec 15, 2007 23:22:48 GMT -5
Ric Flair's tears don't cure cancer. Ric Flair's fists don't cure cancer. True, but the patented Flair chops hurt so much they take your mind off the cancer you have. |
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Post by kingofgoreobo on Dec 15, 2007 23:25:30 GMT -5
Dear Ric Flair,
Why are your knee pads so saggy? Why do they fall down midway through the match? You should buy a new pair of knee pads.
Your friend,
Papa Shango
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Post by compton on Dec 16, 2007 2:27:02 GMT -5
Ric Flair's tears don't cure cancer. Ric Flair's fists don't cure cancer. What the hell is up with the internet's obsession with Chuck Norris?  Chuck Norris. |
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Post by Wato Stan Account on Dec 16, 2007 3:00:38 GMT -5
Ric Flair's fists don't cure cancer. What the hell is up with the internet's obsession with Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris. Wait until the people who love Kane like he's god's gift to wrestling find out he endorses Ron Paul. |
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Post by slappy on Dec 16, 2007 3:01:17 GMT -5
What the hell is up with the internet's obsession with Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris. Wait until the people who love Kane like he's god's gift to wrestling find out he endorses Ron Paul. Eww, really? |
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Post by miserere on Dec 16, 2007 3:09:55 GMT -5
Ric Flair's fists don't cure cancer. What the hell is up with the internet's obsession with Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris. Didn't it all start somewhat before the film Dodgeball was released? Or did his appearance in that film only amplify his mainstream status amongst teenagers? Either way, this shit's two years past its due right about now. |
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Post by Mark on Dec 16, 2007 4:45:46 GMT -5
Oh god the Chuck Noriss jokes.
Not directed to you SYE, But people really need to give it. This joke ranks up there with the Rick James joke
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Post by dancinfatass on Dec 16, 2007 7:08:53 GMT -5
Mike Huckabees soultion to border control? Chuck Norris. Mike Huckabees solution to Crime? Chuck Norris Mike Huckabees solution to Iraq? Chuck Norris Mike Huckabees solution to poor people that whine? Chuck Norris Mike Huckabees personal body guard? Chuck Norris Why not just have ing Chuck Norris run as president? Also the Norris jokes originated on a Jimmy Kimmel episode a few years back, and exploded on World of Warcraft in the Barrens. WoW people then spread over the internet with the sensation of Norrisism. |
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Post by Hulkamaniac on Dec 16, 2007 9:37:36 GMT -5
What the hell is up with the internet's obsession with Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris. Wait until the people who love Kane like he's god's gift to wrestling find out he endorses Ron Paul. Ron Paul is so ing amazing it's ridiculous. I really wish he had a snowball's chance of being elected. |
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Dec 16, 2007 9:38:49 GMT -5
What the hell is up with the internet's obsession with Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris. Wait until the people who love Kane like he's god's gift to wrestling find out he endorses Ron Paul. Ireland doesn't vote for our president. |
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Post by ● kaneisdaman ● on Dec 16, 2007 10:37:52 GMT -5
Wait until the people who love Kane like he's god's gift to wrestling find out he endorses Ron Paul. I heard of this. I dont know who Ron Paul is but he has got my vote.  |
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Dec 16, 2007 10:41:23 GMT -5
Wait until the people who love Kane like he's god's gift to wrestling find out he endorses Ron Paul. I heard of this. I dont know who Ron Paul is but he has got my vote. Thank god you're an Aussie. I back Obama, and I can't even stand the people voting for him based solely on Oprah's backing. |
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Post by ● kaneisdaman ● on Dec 16, 2007 10:52:44 GMT -5
I was just joking around, as i said i have no knowledge as to who Ron Paul is.
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Dec 16, 2007 11:08:10 GMT -5
I was just joking around, as i said i have no knowledge as to who Ron Paul is. A lot of people are voting for candidates they've done no research on. It's hard to weed out the jokers. |
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Post by compton on Dec 16, 2007 11:20:01 GMT -5
Thank god you're an Aussie. I back Obama, and I can't even stand the people voting for him based solely on Oprah's backing. That's exactly why he lost my vote. |
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I dont know good luck 
