Ever been kicked in the nuts?

[moorejeff]

Yeah, with studs

[s☠e]

I used to get bullied by this beast of a girl called Casey who used to smash me in the nuts daily, and not once per day either. A few times. I almost cried once.

Lmao.

[HHH316]

Its been a long time, but I got a good story. I actually kicked myself downstairs. Back in my BYW days I took a powerbomb on a trampoline, & was thrown down so hard that as my back hit, my momentum caused me to bend my right knee so far that it came all the way up. We have it on tape & my friends love to watch it over & over. Luckly it was the last move of the match because I was in the fetal position for about 20 minutes after.

[alex123ecw]

Yeah, a few times, heres a little story.

Ok once in 5th grade, I was standing outside wating to come in from recess and I was talking to my friend, and all of a sudden this kid named Zack Tennant came up to me, and kneed me, straight in the cock, I fell over like laying on the ground in fetal position. So I crawled inside and to my class. And I asked to go home because I was in so much pain. And when I got home I looked and I had a bruise on my penis.

So about a week later, the kid got his apandex (sp?) removed, and when he came back he still had the stitches and stuff, so while he was outside at recess talking to his buddies, i came up to him and punched him straight where his apandex used to be.


Lesson learned, karma's a bitch.

[Adam]

mark3 said:

you ever sat down on your balls?

yeah talk about the most bizarre feeling

That happened to a friend of mine at work.

...I couldn't stop laughing :-\

[♦STONE♦(AKA Dirty)]

Yes all the time and my friends like to do an act called the arabian goggles while i'm sleeping. It isn't to pleasant.

[cccmrkennedy]

I've been punched in the nuts, someone has stepped on my nuts, and i've had a football to the groin but I've never been kicked in the nuts.

[perilloboy123]

Yes, and what a horrible experience it was.

[animan]

ye i was doing back yarding a while back and there was a part involving a baseball bat. The baseball bat shot was meant to hit my belly but it got my balls instead. It ing hurt like crazy and i got a huge bruise.

[Deleted]

Yes,usually playing sports the last time was when I was playing football with my friends and was going to return a kick and I caught the football low.

[ll ALASKA ll]

I was crouching down while playing paintball back in highschool, BAM, shot right in the nuts. Single most painful moment of my life.

[J12]

Never kicked, but I've been hit there by objects. It's not fun, at all.

[jericho222]

not kicked but hit many times with objects and friends like doing the whole sack tap thing haha not fun

[Overkill]

My friend's lil bro has done that to me a few times. And I constantly crotch myself making fast line changes cause my cup sucks big time.

[Deleted]

Yeah today actually, funny story.

Had my hands in my trousers to keep them warm (I swear ) and my friend went to nutslap me, and it had no affect, so he kicked me really hard in the testicles, not even my hands could protect them.

[B.D. & El G.]

Sad to say, I always fall for the "What is the capitol of Tailand?" joke. Then pow!

[jericho222]

haha yeah or what grows on trees?

Chest nuts (gives chest chop then sac tap)

[jericho222]

killswitch92 said:

My friend's lil bro has done that to me a few times. And I constantly crotch myself making fast line changes cause my cup sucks big time.

Ohh and is that from ice hockey? If so I'm a goalie and have had the same problem when I get pulled or if penalty is called haha

[ztj_wwf]

I actually never have, but I took a nasty bump on a bike a couple of years ago. I was riding a bike a lot faster than I should have been and hit a bump and totally got nailed by the bar in front of me on the bike, and then after that did a front flip and nailed my head, it hurt so badly because the bump caused me to bounce in the air and I lost control and totally go crotched, one of the most painful experiences of my life, and they were bleeding. Maybe I should have got them checked out but nobody is touching down there except for me and women. lol.

[T1]

When I was little, I kicked my dad in the balls several times.

Luckily it hasn't been done to me.