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Post by Wrestlaholic on Feb 13, 2008 17:57:00 GMT -5
I suggest you go.
'Baby, if you want it, come and get it, i like wrestling, unleash the big red monster in me'
But in all truth, fk chat up lines, be urself.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2008 19:53:18 GMT -5
1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in that box.
3. Make her open the box.
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Post by Doomrider on Feb 13, 2008 20:21:54 GMT -5
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way..." and start to unroll a large strip of duct tape.
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Mr. Blonde.
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Post by Mr. Blonde. on Feb 13, 2008 20:26:04 GMT -5
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
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Post by ll ALASKA ll on Feb 13, 2008 20:52:43 GMT -5
You: OMG Did you get stung by a jellyfish?
Her: No, why?
You: Cuz your begging for a golden shower!!
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TooShort4
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Post by TooShort4 on Feb 13, 2008 20:54:57 GMT -5
You: OMG Did you get stung by a jellyfish? Her: No, why? You: Cuz your begging for a golden shower!! lmfao. like others said, just be yourself, and don't change for her. If she doesnt like you for how you are, things wont work out, so dont try. |
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Post by boskstein on Feb 13, 2008 20:55:25 GMT -5
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! actually shes more of a six. Sixesee? |
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Post by dufflebagboi on Feb 13, 2008 21:33:45 GMT -5
is shes a freak tell her u gotta big johnny
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martel
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Post by martel on Feb 14, 2008 1:55:14 GMT -5
Just don't become her "friend" first, it never works. You gotta just be straight up with a girl and let her know what you want. And if she don't like it, tough, find someone else.
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Post by dufflebagboi on Feb 14, 2008 8:01:54 GMT -5
Just don't become her "friend" first, it never works. You gotta just be straight up with a girl and let her know what you want. And if she don't like it, tough, find someone else. doctor phil in da house! |
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D-Rock
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Post by D-Rock on Feb 14, 2008 8:17:24 GMT -5
guy listen stright up...if she makes the first move shes yours.
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Post by greenjack1992 on Feb 14, 2008 9:18:49 GMT -5
Go to a party with her and look after her all night. Get drunk, that's right, both of you, and tell her you like her, no drunk person can hold a secret, she'll open up to you if she feels the same.
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Post by dalethegreat on Feb 14, 2008 9:39:08 GMT -5
did you fart?
no?
cause you blew me away
_____
lmfao
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Post by dalethegreat on Feb 14, 2008 9:40:32 GMT -5
or..
do u work at subway?
no, why?
'cause you giving me a foot long
lmaooo
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Jacob
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Post by Jacob on Feb 14, 2008 14:23:08 GMT -5
He, he. That 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven line' is so corny. It's great to use it if you've got a real ugly girl gunning for you.
'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cus it looks like you landed pretty hard on that face of yours'.
ZZZZZZZZING!
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Post by fair2flair on Feb 14, 2008 16:04:18 GMT -5
there is not a trick to it just do it because it is nature. If you are asking for advice you are doing it wrong. Don't over think it.
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Post by boskstein on Feb 14, 2008 21:52:18 GMT -5
well thanks everyone, I didnt actually talk to her, but I do have a friend working on the inside asking what she thinks of me.
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Post by Jean-Ralphio on Feb 14, 2008 22:02:16 GMT -5
well thanks everyone, I didnt actually talk to her, but I do have a friend working on the inside asking what she thinks of me. She thinks your a puss for not asking her, on Valentines Day of all days! |
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No ghost humping
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Post by rollinhardcore on Feb 14, 2008 22:09:20 GMT -5
well thanks everyone, I didnt actually talk to her, but I do have a friend working on the inside asking what she thinks of me. You know the guy code, now you owe him a blow job. |
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Post by Lorenzo Alcazar on Feb 14, 2008 22:17:08 GMT -5
just talk to her and see if you share any common interests.....maybe the same kind of sense of humor, like similar tv shows/movies? maybe she likes sports? stuff like that....you basically gotta talk to her.
Too many guys make the mistake of seeing hot girl and THINKING they like her, when really they are just "attracted" to her and you could have NOTHING in common and be horrible together.
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