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Post by Grumpyoldman on Apr 21, 2021 14:10:53 GMT -5
What odd rule would you put into effect immediately?
Let's keep this civil, please.
1. I would add more maraschino cherries & grapes to fruit cocktail.
2. I would make every animal shelter a no-kill shelter.
3. I would ban high school drama classes from performing the play "Our Town". It's too damn depressing.
4. I would open more recycling centers.
5. I would create more trap, neuter & release programs for feral animals.
6. I would ban both glitter & potpourri.
7. I would ban competitive eating contests.
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Post by rkmo: 9 Month Warning on Apr 21, 2021 15:10:11 GMT -5
Pass.
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Post by rowdy1971 on Apr 21, 2021 15:12:16 GMT -5
No pants Thursdays.
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Post by CM Tusk on Apr 21, 2021 15:19:34 GMT -5
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Post by JC Motors on Apr 21, 2021 17:05:12 GMT -5
I'd make it illegal to not take down your garage sale sign once it's over. I'd set term limits for congress and the senate. I'd create a cash rebate incentive to recycle old electronics. I'd create the US Bureau of Morality. I'd abolish the death tax. I'd abolish inheritance taxes. I'd Ban robocalls. I'd make it mandatory to take down election signs when the election is over. I'd abolish the 25 year old import rule making it free to import any car from any country. I'd abolish the Chicken Tax which would allow foreign automakers to sell their light trucks here. I would make temp work illegal. I would make MTV Cancel and stop airing Ridiculousness. I would break up Disney. I would make it the law for former retail stores to be armed with alarm systems to stop thieves and vandalism. I would make it illegal to be a Furry
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Post by Scott! on Apr 21, 2021 17:06:55 GMT -5
I'd hire a competent system for your local council so that they wouldn't wait 6 years to put new lights in your street.
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Post by ¡Twist Of Cinnamon! on Apr 21, 2021 18:09:03 GMT -5
Cyclists riding anywhere other than a velodrome would be fined and have their bike seized and destroyed.
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Post by kennyw86v2 on Apr 21, 2021 18:18:01 GMT -5
I see myself more as a dictator.
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Post by Valbroski on Apr 21, 2021 18:40:49 GMT -5
Replace all backpacks with fanny packs.
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Post by bWo on Apr 21, 2021 18:56:25 GMT -5
I'd take an hour off of Raw and give it to Dynamite. Don't like it Vince? Well too f*cken bad because I'm your king.
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Post by rKoNomad316 on Apr 22, 2021 9:53:20 GMT -5
I’d change Taco Tuesdays to Taco Thursdays.
I’d overrule any HOA rules I think are stupid.
Any new technology has to have more testing/better testing before being released. Also tech companies, retailers, etc I could overrule any item I think is stupid & overpriced. (Looking at you Apple)
I’d add more satellites/antenna boosters, cell towers, etc whatever is needed to make cell phone coverage better. (It’s 2021 I’m sick of spotty cell coverage.)
No more false advertising from companies. No more fine print on products.
Those that would like to go to college could do so with more affordable ways.
Gas prices could be no higher then a set price & would have to be cheap for a set amount of time as well.
Free health care.
Basically I get final say so in all aspects, especially when comes to important things.
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Post by k5 on Apr 22, 2021 10:23:39 GMT -5
I would get rid of Ontario's insane 147% levy on importing alcohol spirits internationally
bunch of crooks
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Post by Kill Em' All on Apr 22, 2021 12:27:57 GMT -5
Abolish the HOA Create bureau to grade all the General Tsos chicken in the USA Death Penalty for animal abuse by guillotine National power of jiu jitsu gi’s prices Disconnect Minnesota from the USA and make it into a island in the South Bound Atlantic Be lined up by Firing squad for failure to use a turn signal A law demanding WWE to reinstate its main storyline writers from the RA era Law demanding more RA figures from Mattel; each elite series to include a new edge attire National learning day that New Mexico is intact a us state Abolishment of Algebra 2 Overhaul of us education system based on career studies when students reach high school
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Post by vampiroporvida on Apr 22, 2021 12:49:05 GMT -5
First, there are some great ideas in here.
Now, for myself, I would set aside an island, have it fortified and well stocked, add internet, place myself in it and then let someone else be king. I know that I wouldn't be good enough to rule over anyone; I can barely tie my shoes. I just want to be isolated, safe an alone from all annoyances.
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Post by J'Dinkalage Morgoone on Apr 22, 2021 12:49:07 GMT -5
What odd rule would you put into effect immediately?
people who make the duck face in their profile pictures get the electric chair immediately. sports athletes are paid the average family income. walmart will no longer exist. mom and pop stores will flourish abolish the IRS, no more federal taxes no more bike lanes. go to the park, you dont need the road jackass you can go to the park. if you rev your truck up while flying down a street for 0 reason, you will set off a detonator that immediately explodes. This ejects the driver into the air with a parachute that has "im an idiot" on it.
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Post by Mclovin on Apr 22, 2021 13:16:52 GMT -5
South American countries have a lot of oil but not much money, give them money get their oil. Having more oil will make oil overall cheaper. I'd abolish any form of currency under a dollar. I'd get rid of the little 9 at the gas station sign. And there's a bunch of conservative ideas that would probably piss off some millennials so I'll leave it there.
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Post by Valbroski on Apr 22, 2021 13:21:22 GMT -5
First, there are some great ideas in here. Thanks for saying this. I was worried people would think mine is stupid.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2021 13:28:08 GMT -5
I would get rid of Ontario's insane 147% levy on importing alcohol spirits internationally bunch of crooks You're spirits are more expensive than ours (I price checked my current scotch bottle. It was like 220 here, and like 270 for you). But, you get cheaper beer. Most of your really nice craft pints are like 3.50, and anything like that will cost $5+ here. Overall, we both get screwed. Damn Canadian Sin-Tax. So yes, death to the alcohol and cannabis sin-taxes would be my first order of business.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2021 13:28:36 GMT -5
Replace all backpacks with fanny packs. This is the correct answer.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2021 14:26:28 GMT -5
Backpacks replaced with fanny packs is gold.
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