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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2020 1:37:10 GMT -5
You all know the drill.
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Post by hazarrd on Apr 21, 2020 2:36:08 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2020 17:15:48 GMT -5
Found this message online. My team has been spreading my fame. Not too long before the whole world knows me...
"Long time no see, man! You gotta holla at me every once in a while. Look, I know you are the biggest WFWF fan, got me into it anyway, so I wanted to make sure you seen this! I have no idea who the hell this “Eccentrix” guy is but this ad...commercial...whatever the hell it is came out of nowhere! I literally found it in my junk mail. You heard of this guy?"
***START VIDEO***
(The scene opens with two 12 year old boys sitting on a porch, Michael and Jeremy. Jeremy is looking defeated and hangs his head in depression) Michael: Are you gonna be okay Jeremy? Jeremy: It’s just not fair! Michael: It’s okay. Peter is just a bully. It sucks that he beat you up in front of the girl you like though. Now Daisy is probably riding cowgirl on him. I'm only 12 though, so I don't quite know what that means yet. Jeremy: Yeah, she's out there doing the nasty with him, while I'm here with a black eye and blue balls. Whatever that means. (A flash of bright gold lights up the scene and Eccentrix appears in front of the two kids with his hands overdramatically over his head, as if he appeared outta nowhere) Michael: Whoa!!! Jeremy: He's so beautiful! Jeremy and Michael: It’s WFWF future champion Eccentrix!!! (Eccentrix gives a theatrical bow) Eccentrix: Boys I saw what happened to Jeremy today at the playground. I followed you young boys to school...in a completely appropriate way...umm, I have just the thing you need! (Eccentrix pulls out a baggie full of pills that look like Skittles) Eccentrix: I call these “Eccentrixcy Pills”! They’ll give you the strength you need to beat up your bully, and the confidence you need to win back your girl. And the best part is they look like Skittles as not to come off creepy! (The boys cheer and simultaneously chant for Eccentrix. He winks at the camera and throws his arms up before disappearing. The bully, Peter, walks into the scene dragging along Daisy) Peter: I heard you being all happy and I don't like it. I guess my last beating wasn’t good enough for you! (Michael and Jeremy give each other a knowing glance, and Jeremy quickly eats an Eccentrixcy Pill. His arms, legs and chest become huge and amazingly toned. He grows a mountain man beard and for no reason at all wields a giant broadsword) Jeremy: I can fight now! And my penis is huge! Not sure what it’s for though. I haven't quite figured that out yet… (The camera fades to black as Jeremy runs towards Peter with his sword overhead. The screen reads “Eccentrix”)
***End Video***
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2020 23:29:29 GMT -5
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Post by hazarrd on Apr 22, 2020 3:24:05 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2020 0:48:10 GMT -5
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Post by King Richius on May 3, 2020 20:41:35 GMT -5
I'm sure it's to announce a new deal with Mattel to make exclusive WFWF action figures for the kiddies and collectors.
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Post by Drakz on May 4, 2020 4:35:26 GMT -5
I'm sure it's to announce a new deal with Mattel to make exclusive WFWF action figures for the kiddies and collectors. I hear the Drakz figure has a 3 foot detachable penis accessory.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2020 6:51:25 GMT -5
I'm sure it's to announce a new deal with Mattel to make exclusive WFWF action figures for the kiddies and collectors. I hear the Drakz figure has a 3 foot detachable penis accessory. DMK is a side accessory for Zmey.
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Post by King Richius on May 4, 2020 9:54:15 GMT -5
I'm sure it's to announce a new deal with Mattel to make exclusive WFWF action figures for the kiddies and collectors. I hear the Drakz figure has a 3 foot detachable penis accessory. WARNING: could be considered NSFW by some. BTW - No, I did not just hop on Youtube and do a random search. I used to play this song and King Missile's other great song "Jesus was way cool" on my college radio show.
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Post by Drakz on May 4, 2020 15:32:27 GMT -5
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Post by Thunder on May 5, 2020 14:53:08 GMT -5
Don’t spoil the Superbrawl stipulations so soon!
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Post by CM Poor on May 5, 2020 17:44:57 GMT -5
I hear the Drakz figure has a 3 foot detachable penis accessory. WARNING: could be considered NSFW by some. BTW - No, I did not just hop on Youtube and do a random search. I used to play this song and King Missile's other great song "Jesus was way cool" on my college radio show. Were you up this way when WAAF used to beat the bejesus out of that song?
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Post by King Richius on May 5, 2020 19:07:08 GMT -5
WARNING: could be considered NSFW by some. BTW - No, I did not just hop on Youtube and do a random search. I used to play this song and King Missile's other great song "Jesus was way cool" on my college radio show. Were you up this way when WAAF used to beat the bejesus out of that song? Unfortunately not. I was living in Philadelphia at the time.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2020 1:24:09 GMT -5
I'm sure it's to announce a new deal with Mattel to make exclusive WFWF action figures for the kiddies and collectors. I've thought about buying figures of everyone's bases as a way to....I dunno, honor this place? Show my appreciation for this place? The problem is some bases used here have no figures so it wouldn’t really work.
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Post by hazarrd on May 7, 2020 6:28:40 GMT -5
I'm sure it's to announce a new deal with Mattel to make exclusive WFWF action figures for the kiddies and collectors. I've thought about buying figures of everyone's bases as a way to....I dunno, honor this place? Show my appreciation for this place? The problem is some bases used here have no figures so it wouldn’t really work. Currently in the process of doing some customizing of figures from WFWF...at this point i hate Milliput and sculpting onto Jakks figures, but its worth it...I think...xD
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2020 19:01:06 GMT -5
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Post by bad guy™ on Jul 12, 2020 14:16:24 GMT -5
From the official Twitter account of Anna Ahriman:
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