Post by Kill Em' All on Aug 31, 2018 13:22:47 GMT -5
Behind The Man Chris Priceless Volume II: Full Circle
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Priceless sits up, looking frustrated. He picks Mesh up, but she counters with a discus forearm! She follows up with a kick to the midsection. Priceless hunches over, Mesh bounces off the ropes, jumps up and comes down with a Mushroom Stomp! She climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, going for the 630 Splash. Mesh taunts for the crowd before jumping off, spinning forward in a picture-perfect moment! In a beautiful sequence, she lands atop Priceless, landing right on his chest! She immediately hooks the leg!
1!
2!
3!
DING! DING! DING!
Chris Priceless: Moments like these, are what make us who we are. July 23rd 2018, was the greatest wake up call I had been given in my life. It's not just this storybook redemption, it's more then that. I came to the WFWF to live out my childhood dream. That same dream, my brother and I both had as kids. We can talk about every set back, every shortcoming, every obstacle in my way that took me to get here. But, we can talk about the fact that I am here. I came here to be the best, and nothing short of that. The last time I spoke the WFWF faithful, it was about a moment. A moment that lives on forever, the very moment that defines you for your existence. I found that moment, that was with Ryan Payne. Ryan brought me full circle. Not only did I go to war with Ryan, I went to war with myself. It was the greatest fight of my life. Every one watching at home, felt the physical nature of it. But, no one saw the spiritual aspects of it. I know exactly who the f--- I am now. Mesh, I give it to you. You have took some of the greatest beatings of your life. But, you still manage to smile. Every broken bone, every loss, and every win you still go out and do the same thing. I know you have been broke before, you have been broken to your core. I did under estimate you, I did belittle you, and I did lose to you. But, that's not where I went wrong. I can't focus on breaking you, I have to focus on beating you. Even with all this on the line, this won't be our final chapter. But, this time it's different. I want my ticket stamped, for London. It's not personal this time, I have my eyes on one prize.
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Road to Mexico: The Carride from Hell
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Chris's Father (Rocco): I saw that match with Ryan Needle. Literally, wha---
Chris Priceless: Wait, what? Who the f--- is Ryan Needle?
Rocco: The one guy, who could be like your long lost Scottish brother.
Chris Priceless: Oh, Ryan Payne. But what are you trying to say about the Scottish brother thing? I know grandpa had thing for Australian women. Did you find yourself in Scotland like 20 years ago? You're concerning me a bit.
Rocco: If San Antonio in the Army reserves is like Scotland, you must be on to something. I mean, Russian Ordered brides? How, can I even have a basic f---ing conversation? I'd rather just find women from other English speaking countries. Make me a sandwhich only goes so far in the west.
Chris Priceless: So, that's a no on Ryan Payne being my brother?
Rocco: Sadly, I'd be considered a parenting expert if my two sons went out and spit all eachother on international f---ing soil. That's what I was meaning to ask! What the hell was with the spitting?
Chris Priceless: I wanted to be intense, like the PWG marks if I am being honest here. Well, actually...I really don't know. I literally had no respect for that son of a b---h. After what he said, I literally wanted to give him the ass kicking of a lifetime. And, as you would say Ryan Needle didn't take to me to kindly either.
Rocco: I was really proud of you and what you did out there. And I know your brother would be proud of you two. Minus the spitting and s---. But, you showed exactly how strong you are. I saw that young bullied kid in you in a way. You showed all the will you had the strength to keep coming back and back and back again. And to be honest, it feels really good to see you back. More of your personality. You're still a sicko and a bunghole. But, the humor is back. But, where did you get your mouth?
Chris Priceless: If were talking my expressive choice of words, that would be you. The first time I heard the word f---, I had to be like four years old. Here I am, holding your hand leaving Walmart with you. We're walking, and a pick up truck doesn't see me backing out. Bam it clocks me in the head, next thing I know. You turn into a literal f---ing man man. You kick the truck, start yelling you f---ing moron, f--- you, f--- that, f--- this. I literally have lolly pop in my mouth, with the most horrified look in my face. But, just being a smartass. That's all mom. That woman has the sass of a old lady and a little girl in the same mind. I can't even express to you how many scenes she's made in public. Literally going off on you in a mall, and just takes off walking away from you. We had to go get the car, and chase her down to go bring her back.
Rocco: Oh come on, he hit you in the head. What was I suppose to do?! Now, for your mother? I can't speak for her, I have had to deal with her 46 years. That's just marriage speaking, I can't explain that woman to no one. You don't even remember! She walked off, because of you! We were Christmas shopping! It was 2005, i'd say... maybe 2006? But, we were walking around making sure we were taking care of everyone at the mall. Next thing you know, your looking between the railing on the second floor. A bounce house!! Oooohhh so much fun! You go jumping up and down, asking and asking. She says no, you keep asking. She goes off so more on you. You then just into this great fit. ''You never let me have fun'', you fold your arms and stomp your feet ''I just wanna go play!!!!''. Boom, she goes walking off.
Chris Priceless: Well, WHAT THE F--- were you doing?! You were right there! Literally just letting me act out. Did you have finger up your ass or something? Your just looking around, shooting the breeze. That's why she got pissed at you!
Rocco: You think I wanna deal with that s---? I didn't give a damn if you went in that thing. Half the people were in laws we were shopping for to begin with. Do you remember when we finally caught up to her?
Chris Priceless: I th...
Rocco: Listen you got to! I pull and try to get her in. She's still going off, but she finally gets in. Your ass, is crying in the back! Mommy, don't leave! You start screaming! You begin to start yelling and yelling. Your mother and I, just start going at it some mo...
Chris Priceless: Oh yeah, I do remember this! We were in my moms new car! She made rule of not smoking in it! Guess what! You started smoking in the f---ing car in the middle of the fight! Good one, Rocco! Gooood one.
Rocco: Don't even get me started on the story, when we got her the car! You pissed your pants! We are at the dealership, and you have no clue where the bathrooms are. So, what a great idea! I am just going to stand, and piss my pants. What do you think the salesman was thinking? Getting piss all over his office.
Chris Priceless: Well, who was going to take me to the bathroom!? I don't know where the f--- mom is! You are standing up, talking to the guy. Asking 80 question that don't even matter. I keep tugging, I gotta pee! I gotta pee! ''What's Toothblue?'', ''How long does the new car smell last'', ''What's your wife's maiden name?''.
-car pulls up really at the airport breaking check Chris-
Chris Priceless: Cool it, Vin Diesel!
Rocco: You know what, we can finish this when you are back from Mexico! You gotta to go to Mexico! Make sure to call me when your in Mexico! Go kick that Mash's girls ass!
Chris Priceless: MESH! MESH! MESH! NOT, MASH.
Rocco: Just get out, the f---ing car!
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Daniel Knight: Well, the last time we talked you had just suffered a lost against Mesh. We have come back...
Chris Priceless: Hold it right there, Daniel. This isn't the Knight show. The WFWF contracted you, to work on my documentary series. This is my show. I don't want to hear a back handed question out of your mouth again. Now, let's restart the question.
Daniel Knight: Facing Mes...
Chris Priceless: You know what, just get... get the f--- out. Why did I even have you on? You don't like Mesh or me. This makes zero sense. Who ever let this guy on, you're fired!! Just roll to a commercial, damn it.
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Alecia Matthews: So, Chris lately the WFWF has been noticing further growth in you as a character. What's been the driving force
Chris Priceless: Well, Alecia before I start thank you for replacing Daniel. I feel the ratings going up enough, we could get on Disney. But, I still am the same guy being honest with you. A lot more character, has been brought back into me. I haven't softened up at all. I just am showing more of who Chris Priceless is. I am just ready for Mexico.
Alecia Matthews: When did you begin to notice more and more of this?
Chris Priceless: As I mentioned, my loss to Mesh opened my eyes. But, the math with Ryan brought me full circle. I don't have this chip on my shoulder, this defining moment. I have that, I have gained that moment. So, these past two months would be a good time frame to suspect.
Alecia Matthews: I also wanted to cover some stuff floating on the dirt sheets with you. Some are suggesting you were aided in the match, with Ryan.
Chris Priceless: I have been hearing it every where. I hope it isn't coming out of Ryan's mouth. Because, I damn well have no problem stepping back into the ring with Ryan and proving the point. Every time I step into the ring, I have my brother at my side. I feel closer to my brother, when I am in that ring. It's not only me living a dream, it's him with me. The dirt sheets can say what they want, but I know for a fact what goes down every time I step in the ring.
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Chris Priceless: These two months, I have grown so much. I know who I am, and I know what I can do. Mesh, this time you can allude me. I have my eyes set on a prize. This time, I got your number. Mesh, I hope your ready for Mexico. This time we will make history.
All rights reversed @wfwf2018
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Priceless sits up, looking frustrated. He picks Mesh up, but she counters with a discus forearm! She follows up with a kick to the midsection. Priceless hunches over, Mesh bounces off the ropes, jumps up and comes down with a Mushroom Stomp! She climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, going for the 630 Splash. Mesh taunts for the crowd before jumping off, spinning forward in a picture-perfect moment! In a beautiful sequence, she lands atop Priceless, landing right on his chest! She immediately hooks the leg!
1!
2!
3!
DING! DING! DING!
Chris Priceless: Moments like these, are what make us who we are. July 23rd 2018, was the greatest wake up call I had been given in my life. It's not just this storybook redemption, it's more then that. I came to the WFWF to live out my childhood dream. That same dream, my brother and I both had as kids. We can talk about every set back, every shortcoming, every obstacle in my way that took me to get here. But, we can talk about the fact that I am here. I came here to be the best, and nothing short of that. The last time I spoke the WFWF faithful, it was about a moment. A moment that lives on forever, the very moment that defines you for your existence. I found that moment, that was with Ryan Payne. Ryan brought me full circle. Not only did I go to war with Ryan, I went to war with myself. It was the greatest fight of my life. Every one watching at home, felt the physical nature of it. But, no one saw the spiritual aspects of it. I know exactly who the f--- I am now. Mesh, I give it to you. You have took some of the greatest beatings of your life. But, you still manage to smile. Every broken bone, every loss, and every win you still go out and do the same thing. I know you have been broke before, you have been broken to your core. I did under estimate you, I did belittle you, and I did lose to you. But, that's not where I went wrong. I can't focus on breaking you, I have to focus on beating you. Even with all this on the line, this won't be our final chapter. But, this time it's different. I want my ticket stamped, for London. It's not personal this time, I have my eyes on one prize.
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Road to Mexico: The Carride from Hell
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Chris's Father (Rocco): I saw that match with Ryan Needle. Literally, wha---
Chris Priceless: Wait, what? Who the f--- is Ryan Needle?
Rocco: The one guy, who could be like your long lost Scottish brother.
Chris Priceless: Oh, Ryan Payne. But what are you trying to say about the Scottish brother thing? I know grandpa had thing for Australian women. Did you find yourself in Scotland like 20 years ago? You're concerning me a bit.
Rocco: If San Antonio in the Army reserves is like Scotland, you must be on to something. I mean, Russian Ordered brides? How, can I even have a basic f---ing conversation? I'd rather just find women from other English speaking countries. Make me a sandwhich only goes so far in the west.
Chris Priceless: So, that's a no on Ryan Payne being my brother?
Rocco: Sadly, I'd be considered a parenting expert if my two sons went out and spit all eachother on international f---ing soil. That's what I was meaning to ask! What the hell was with the spitting?
Chris Priceless: I wanted to be intense, like the PWG marks if I am being honest here. Well, actually...I really don't know. I literally had no respect for that son of a b---h. After what he said, I literally wanted to give him the ass kicking of a lifetime. And, as you would say Ryan Needle didn't take to me to kindly either.
Rocco: I was really proud of you and what you did out there. And I know your brother would be proud of you two. Minus the spitting and s---. But, you showed exactly how strong you are. I saw that young bullied kid in you in a way. You showed all the will you had the strength to keep coming back and back and back again. And to be honest, it feels really good to see you back. More of your personality. You're still a sicko and a bunghole. But, the humor is back. But, where did you get your mouth?
Chris Priceless: If were talking my expressive choice of words, that would be you. The first time I heard the word f---, I had to be like four years old. Here I am, holding your hand leaving Walmart with you. We're walking, and a pick up truck doesn't see me backing out. Bam it clocks me in the head, next thing I know. You turn into a literal f---ing man man. You kick the truck, start yelling you f---ing moron, f--- you, f--- that, f--- this. I literally have lolly pop in my mouth, with the most horrified look in my face. But, just being a smartass. That's all mom. That woman has the sass of a old lady and a little girl in the same mind. I can't even express to you how many scenes she's made in public. Literally going off on you in a mall, and just takes off walking away from you. We had to go get the car, and chase her down to go bring her back.
Rocco: Oh come on, he hit you in the head. What was I suppose to do?! Now, for your mother? I can't speak for her, I have had to deal with her 46 years. That's just marriage speaking, I can't explain that woman to no one. You don't even remember! She walked off, because of you! We were Christmas shopping! It was 2005, i'd say... maybe 2006? But, we were walking around making sure we were taking care of everyone at the mall. Next thing you know, your looking between the railing on the second floor. A bounce house!! Oooohhh so much fun! You go jumping up and down, asking and asking. She says no, you keep asking. She goes off so more on you. You then just into this great fit. ''You never let me have fun'', you fold your arms and stomp your feet ''I just wanna go play!!!!''. Boom, she goes walking off.
Chris Priceless: Well, WHAT THE F--- were you doing?! You were right there! Literally just letting me act out. Did you have finger up your ass or something? Your just looking around, shooting the breeze. That's why she got pissed at you!
Rocco: You think I wanna deal with that s---? I didn't give a damn if you went in that thing. Half the people were in laws we were shopping for to begin with. Do you remember when we finally caught up to her?
Chris Priceless: I th...
Rocco: Listen you got to! I pull and try to get her in. She's still going off, but she finally gets in. Your ass, is crying in the back! Mommy, don't leave! You start screaming! You begin to start yelling and yelling. Your mother and I, just start going at it some mo...
Chris Priceless: Oh yeah, I do remember this! We were in my moms new car! She made rule of not smoking in it! Guess what! You started smoking in the f---ing car in the middle of the fight! Good one, Rocco! Gooood one.
Rocco: Don't even get me started on the story, when we got her the car! You pissed your pants! We are at the dealership, and you have no clue where the bathrooms are. So, what a great idea! I am just going to stand, and piss my pants. What do you think the salesman was thinking? Getting piss all over his office.
Chris Priceless: Well, who was going to take me to the bathroom!? I don't know where the f--- mom is! You are standing up, talking to the guy. Asking 80 question that don't even matter. I keep tugging, I gotta pee! I gotta pee! ''What's Toothblue?'', ''How long does the new car smell last'', ''What's your wife's maiden name?''.
-car pulls up really at the airport breaking check Chris-
Chris Priceless: Cool it, Vin Diesel!
Rocco: You know what, we can finish this when you are back from Mexico! You gotta to go to Mexico! Make sure to call me when your in Mexico! Go kick that Mash's girls ass!
Chris Priceless: MESH! MESH! MESH! NOT, MASH.
Rocco: Just get out, the f---ing car!
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Daniel Knight: Well, the last time we talked you had just suffered a lost against Mesh. We have come back...
Chris Priceless: Hold it right there, Daniel. This isn't the Knight show. The WFWF contracted you, to work on my documentary series. This is my show. I don't want to hear a back handed question out of your mouth again. Now, let's restart the question.
Daniel Knight: Facing Mes...
Chris Priceless: You know what, just get... get the f--- out. Why did I even have you on? You don't like Mesh or me. This makes zero sense. Who ever let this guy on, you're fired!! Just roll to a commercial, damn it.
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Alecia Matthews: So, Chris lately the WFWF has been noticing further growth in you as a character. What's been the driving force
Chris Priceless: Well, Alecia before I start thank you for replacing Daniel. I feel the ratings going up enough, we could get on Disney. But, I still am the same guy being honest with you. A lot more character, has been brought back into me. I haven't softened up at all. I just am showing more of who Chris Priceless is. I am just ready for Mexico.
Alecia Matthews: When did you begin to notice more and more of this?
Chris Priceless: As I mentioned, my loss to Mesh opened my eyes. But, the math with Ryan brought me full circle. I don't have this chip on my shoulder, this defining moment. I have that, I have gained that moment. So, these past two months would be a good time frame to suspect.
Alecia Matthews: I also wanted to cover some stuff floating on the dirt sheets with you. Some are suggesting you were aided in the match, with Ryan.
Chris Priceless: I have been hearing it every where. I hope it isn't coming out of Ryan's mouth. Because, I damn well have no problem stepping back into the ring with Ryan and proving the point. Every time I step into the ring, I have my brother at my side. I feel closer to my brother, when I am in that ring. It's not only me living a dream, it's him with me. The dirt sheets can say what they want, but I know for a fact what goes down every time I step in the ring.
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Chris Priceless: These two months, I have grown so much. I know who I am, and I know what I can do. Mesh, this time you can allude me. I have my eyes set on a prize. This time, I got your number. Mesh, I hope your ready for Mexico. This time we will make history.
All rights reversed @wfwf2018
I dont know good luck