3 wishes

[Escape The Rules]

I'd only need one: infinite wishes.

[Deleted]

Enough money to pay off my truck and my dads house
Better health for certain family members
Trish Stratus from 2001

[MrPerfect25]

1 billion dollars

cure for cancer

lifetime of good health for my family, pets, and friends

[Deleted]

Apr 8, 2014 8:15:53 GMT -5 MrPerfect25 said:

1 billion dollars

cure for cancer

LIFETIME OF GOOD HEALTH for FRIENDS FAMILY AND PETS

Can i be your friend? I have Althritis or however you spell it and asthma

[Slim]

Apr 7, 2014 17:48:58 GMT -5 Grumpyoldman said:

3. I want my head to be a basketball.        

Haha.. What?!

[Grumpyoldman]

Apr 8, 2014 10:14:34 GMT -5 Slim said:

Apr 7, 2014 17:48:58 GMT -5 Grumpyoldman said:

3. I want my head to be a basketball.        

Haha.. What?!

It's business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his bar when an unusual customer walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has an orange for a head.
The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having an orange for a head.
The bartender is not a man to pry, but he feels compelled to ask about this man's life.
"Excuse me," says the bartender, "I can't help but notice that you're obviously fabulously wealthy and irresistable to women, but you have an orange for a head. How did that happen?"
So the man told his story.
"A while back, when I was penniless, I was walking along the beach and saw an old lamp, half buried in the sand. I picked it up and gave it a clean, and POOF! out popped a genie. The genie explained that he had been trapped in that lamp for two hundred years, and that he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he would give me three wishes.
"For my first wish I asked for an unlimited fortune. The genie said 'It is done!' and from then on, whenever I needed money, it was there.
"For my second wish I asked for the attention of all the most beautiful women in the world. The genie said it was done, and since then I have been able to get any woman I wanted.
"For my third wish -- and, this is the bit where I kinda ed up -- I asked for an orange for a head."

[fallbrawl]

1. Unlimited money
2. Unlimited wishes
3. Have Kaitlyn be my wife

One of my unlimited wishes would be to bring back all of my family members who have passed away and give them 100% health. I would also give my parents 100% health as well.

[TheChosen1]

if I could just get my Uncle who passed away a 2 weeks ago I wouldn't need the other two

[The Kevstaaa]

I'd totally go for a wish of unlimited wishes. I'm greedy like that. However, if I was forced to only have three, here there are. Also, I went with three that impact me and not the whole world as noble as curing diseases is.

1. Millions of dollars
2. The ability to bend time and space. Like Hiro from Heroes. Time travel, stop time & teleport.
3. Alison Brie

[Deleted]

1. 10 Billion Dollars American or the equivalent in British Pounds

2 & 3 I'll get back to you on

[Halloween King]

I would wish to have one million tons of gold.

Then I would save my last two wishes for when I needed them.

[Deleted]

1. Unlimited money
2. Time travel
3. Telepathy

[The Rig]

1. Paige
2. To become a wrestler
3. For the Buccaneers to win the Super Bowl.

[sean™]

Apr 8, 2014 10:21:15 GMT -5 Grumpyoldman said:

Apr 8, 2014 10:14:34 GMT -5 Slim said:

Haha.. What?!

It's business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his bar when an unusual customer walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has an orange for a head.
The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having an orange for a head.
The bartender is not a man to pry, but he feels compelled to ask about this man's life.
"Excuse me," says the bartender, "I can't help but notice that you're obviously fabulously wealthy and irresistable to women, but you have an orange for a head. How did that happen?"
So the man told his story.
"A while back, when I was penniless, I was walking along the beach and saw an old lamp, half buried in the sand. I picked it up and gave it a clean, and POOF! out popped a genie. The genie explained that he had been trapped in that lamp for two hundred years, and that he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he would give me three wishes.
"For my first wish I asked for an unlimited fortune. The genie said 'It is done!' and from then on, whenever I needed money, it was there.
"For my second wish I asked for the attention of all the most beautiful women in the world. The genie said it was done, and since then I have been able to get any woman I wanted.
"For my third wish -- and, this is the bit where I kinda ed up -- I asked for an orange for a head."

But....wouldn't your head be an orange, not a basketball?

I've told that joke before.

[Justin]

1: All the money I ever need
2: Ability to summon any superpower I want and can give someone a power. Ex time travel, wolverine healing
3: Devin Taylor as my wife

[Deleted]

1. Tons and tons of booty. Don't forget some big 'ole jugs as well! This list of women includes Katy Perry. All women are nudists who serve me in my home.
2. All the money in the world. Hell make me leader of the entire world. I own the world, I call the shots on everything.
3. Superior intellect/Health Regeneration. I'd have out of this world powers, like the ability to access my entire brain and control objects and people with telekinesis.

[The Real Valbroski]

Bet OP wishes he had his account back.

amirite?

[Grumpyoldman]

Apr 9, 2014 16:46:53 GMT -5 sean™ said:

Apr 8, 2014 10:21:15 GMT -5 Grumpyoldman said:

It's business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his bar when an unusual customer walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has an orange for a head.
The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having an orange for a head.
The bartender is not a man to pry, but he feels compelled to ask about this man's life.
"Excuse me," says the bartender, "I can't help but notice that you're obviously fabulously wealthy and irresistable to women, but you have an orange for a head. How did that happen?"
So the man told his story.
"A while back, when I was penniless, I was walking along the beach and saw an old lamp, half buried in the sand. I picked it up and gave it a clean, and POOF! out popped a genie. The genie explained that he had been trapped in that lamp for two hundred years, and that he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he would give me three wishes.
"For my first wish I asked for an unlimited fortune. The genie said 'It is done!' and from then on, whenever I needed money, it was there.
"For my second wish I asked for the attention of all the most beautiful women in the world. The genie said it was done, and since then I have been able to get any woman I wanted.
"For my third wish -- and, this is the bit where I kinda ed up -- I asked for an orange for a head."

But....wouldn't your head be an orange, not a basketball?

I've told that joke before.

Meh, as long as I have an orange head, I'll be happy.

[Deleted]

Great question but i am not sure off the top of my head

[The Sexy Psychotic]

1. Unlimited money
2. To be the singer of a metalcore band
3. Good health for me, my family and friends