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Post by alexgg on Sept 3, 2012 16:09:09 GMT -5
Just came across this. www.generatorland.com/glgenerator.aspx?id=114&rlx=yIt's randomness has put me in stitches with some of the most random stories ever. I probably found it funnier due to sharing it over Facebook, or maybe I'm just in a silly mood... but I don't need to explain my sense of humour. You find it funny or not. Some of my favourites. "A plastic surgeon who wants to die accidentally kills a traveling salesman from Nevada" "A loanshark from New Jersey inherits a doting grandmother from Florida" "An alien accidentally kills an unbalanced dwarf from Puerto Rico" "A ballroom dancer from Rhode Island is locked in a bank vault overnight with a carpenter who is the embodiment of Satan" "A ghost who wants to play for the Yankees opens a resort with a geometry teacher who practices the dark arts" "An overweight army bugler in a wheelchair enlists the help of a gardener who can't feel pain." "An Olympic ice skater with a shopping problem manages a little league team with an Olympic gymnast who hunts other people for sport" Share what you get. This can be moved to banter or deleted forever.  |
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Post by Ben - #6 Munchie on Sept 3, 2012 16:15:45 GMT -5
'An amateur magician with a horrible disfigurement works the cabana at a nude beach with a compulsive liar who cries uncontrollably'
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2012 16:16:58 GMT -5
"A pot farmer with a sexual addiction starts a doomed romance with a sheepherder from South Carolina"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2012 16:23:18 GMT -5
A talking polar bear from Hawaii competes in a singing contest against a rich heiress who can stop time
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Post by Zigzag on Sept 3, 2012 16:23:37 GMT -5
Best one I've found so far...
"A psychiatrist with a sexual addiction owes their life to a drug smuggler from Delaware"
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Post by facemeat on Sept 3, 2012 16:23:57 GMT -5
"A vice detective dealing with diabetes is trapped in a whale's stomach with a weatherman who's a mannequin come to life"
"An opera singer full of promise is the last person on Earth, along with a mime who is a serial polygamist"
"A marijuana farmer with a foot fetish is found dead by a mechanic from Maine"
"An altar boy owes their life to a comatose cartoonist who likes to be naked"
"A dirty cop who moonlights as a porn star weds the mother of an Olympic gymnast"
"A soccer hooligan who speaks only in riddles befriends a homeless drug addict who runs a chocolate shop"
"A supermodel who pretends to be black changes places with a manchild from New Jersey"
I love this thing.
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Post by Mr. K.O on Sept 3, 2012 17:11:15 GMT -5
A movie star with magical powers has a baby with a scientist who wants to join the circus.
A soccer hooligan who is secretly gay falls for a missionary who eats pork.
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Post by ubob18 on Sept 3, 2012 17:32:39 GMT -5
Santa Claus searching for a life purpose finds he is related to an intergalactic traveler who bakes magical cookies
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2012 17:36:13 GMT -5
A neanderthal from Virginia hides from a farmer
A foreign diplomat from Louisiana flirts secretly with a mercenary with a penchant for fine cuisine
A former president is thwarted by a mime
best one ever
A supermodel who pretends to be black feels a kinship with a magical snowman who is clinically insane
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Post by alexgg on Sept 3, 2012 18:50:55 GMT -5
Oh god.
A repentant demon who's been divorced eleven times enters a surf competition with a children's book writer who likes to be naked.
another
An arsonist who wants to find their parents can't stop thinking about a punk rocker who likes to be naked.
"I wanna burn down that house... but that punk rockers wang... well that's just too damn intresting."
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Post by Casalex Isn't Funny on Sept 3, 2012 18:56:21 GMT -5
"A TV repairman who wants to play for the Yankees ruins a mental patient who wrestles alligators"
"A marijuana farmer who can't speak flirts secretly with a gorgeous blonde who's a zombie"
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Post by xtremeperil on Sept 3, 2012 18:57:20 GMT -5
"An acrobat from Arizona can't stop thinking about a pregnant woman who believes they have magic powers."
"A deputy prime minister journeys through space with a circus freak who is dangerously curious."
"An opera singer who has secretly killed a hundred men nurses a homeless drug addict with chronic hiccups."
"A detective from Washington works the cabana at a nude beach with a cyclops who is accused of a murder."
"A talking refrigerator who can't speak tries to find the identity of a grandmother from Arkansas."
"A neanderthal who was a hero for a day woos a cyclops who is a racist."
"Santa Claus with hiccups befriends a drug lord from Delaware."
"A ghost is found dead by a journalist with a sleep disorder."
"A forest ranger who wants to find their parents has a guardian angel, a hot dog vendor with a Napoleon complex."
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Post by duan on Sept 3, 2012 20:00:55 GMT -5
A cop opens an erotic bakery with a clown
A caveman from Tennessee is trapped in a virtual world with a mental patient
A ghost who has lost everything to drinking is locked in a bank with a sports agent who is dangerously curious
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Post by alexgg on Sept 4, 2012 9:44:37 GMT -5
An arsonist who is partially paralyzed has a guardian angel, a man in a coma.
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Doris!Gladys!Get back in the attic now!
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Post by The British Dragon on Sept 4, 2012 15:54:46 GMT -5
A boxing kangaroo with turrets syndrome gets in a barroom brawl with an Olympic diver from Rhode Island
A philanthropist who is secretly a werewolf journeys through space with a circus freak with a failed rap career
A cheerleader who wants to be left alone marries a genie who is in the klu klux klan
An altar boy from Oklahoma enters a surf competition with a logger who communicates with the dead
A cartoon dingo with a bizarre sexual compulsion travels the world in a hot air balloon with a nuclear technician
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Post by Markw on Sept 4, 2012 15:59:07 GMT -5
"A dirty cop who is secretly a superhero hides from the law with a ventriloquist from California"
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Post by Sam on Sept 4, 2012 16:33:13 GMT -5
"An 8-foot tall crossing guard with agoraphobia must save the world with the help of a fur trapper who is the embodiment of Satan"
That was the first one I got.
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Post by The True Mizfit on Sept 4, 2012 21:36:21 GMT -5
A cop with a foot fetish shares a fortune with a building inspector
A barista with insomnia marries a clown who is a racist
A dog trainer from Arizona can't stop thinking about a journalist who is dangerously curious
A pig farmer from Puerto Rico is thwarted by a robot
A mysterious tall man from Florida discovers a government plot with a logger
A baseball player who has lost everything to drinking steals the identity of a plumber from Utah
A newspaper cartoonist who is being followed hides from the law with a farmer who eats inanimate objects
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Post by Rule 30 on Sept 7, 2012 14:40:43 GMT -5
"A philanthropist enters a dance competition with a coma patient who manages a semi-pro baseball team"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2012 0:21:16 GMT -5
A lifeguard from Kansas ruins a traveling salesman who is in the klu klux klan
A mysterious tall man who survived a plane crash is locked in a bank with a trained chimpanzee from California
A masculine nun stalks a womanizer(sounds like a b-movie from the 80's)
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