create the worst Raw post by post

[specterkev]

As the crowd cheer, giving a slight enjoyment to the worst raw ever booked, it was quickly slammed down when Barry Darsow made his return to the ring in which CM Punk jobs to immediatly in a squash match.

[The British Dragon]

Charlie Haas then returns as CH Punk and cuts a pipe bomb promo about _______________

[kazoosandstreamers]

how this company will be better after Barry Horowitz is dead.

[ariestopdog]

But the lights and _______ comes out

[kazoosandstreamers]

Damien Demento comes out riding on a black horse.

[ariestopdog]

But the repo man must repo the horse

[Deleted]

but the big bossman comes out and challenges repo man to a steel cage hell in a cell punjabi prison elimination chamber inferno.............................................





paddle on a pole match

[ariestopdog]

With special guest referee John_________

[Jimex]

Lennon's son, Sean Lennon

[Deleted]

.....but he was sniped so the new ref is........ all of rybacks opponents! as ring "enforcers with slater being the main ref in the ring

[ariestopdog]

Until out comes Ryback and ___________

[YES! YES! YES!]

Eats everyone. ______ comes out and...

[ariestopdog]

Teddy Long

Tag team

[Y2 F'n J]

.....Kennel From Hell match featuring the Undertaker jobbing out to John Cena in a match dominated by Cena. Then, all of the sudden.....

[Deleted]

.....Cena tries to leave the cage and it turns out its the TNA electric cage and he is electrocuted and he dies with everyone in the crowd cheering

[ariestopdog]

but he becomes the deadman 2.0

[kazoosandstreamers]

Then I appear to issue an open challenge to anyone in the locker room.

[Thick Justice]

The crowd goes crazy and out comes the ghost of Mark Henry who says

[Deleted]

...I'm hongray!
Feed ME Ryback's jobbers!

Ryback responds by _________________

[Deleted]

spitting everyone out