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Post by "The Perfect Ten" Mizard on Nov 29, 2015 13:21:52 GMT -5
......interviews Goku back stage. Goku says he has collected the 7 dragonballs and is making a wish to bring back everybody that was killed on previous Raw episodes. But suddenly they are stolen by........
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2015 13:25:10 GMT -5
...... Phil Brooks! He destroys them, and says he has waged war on wrestling. Suddenly, and huge amount of soldiers storm the arena, all with the letters "CM" plastered on their chests. Phil grabs five of his soldiers and challenges Alberto Del rio's five best wrestlers to a 5 on 5 traditional survivor series match. Alberto's best five wrestlers are.........
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Post by "The Perfect Ten" Mizard on Nov 29, 2015 20:19:04 GMT -5
...........clones of Alberto Del Rio.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2015 20:29:31 GMT -5
Del Rio (with his beard) and his four clones (clean shaven) take on CM Punk and 5 of his soldiers fight in a survivor series match. The match goes on for five hours, and it ends with Del rio himself being the sole survivor by using a.......
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 12:15:36 GMT -5
.... It is Hornswoggle picking it up. Backstage crew members and security clean up the mess of dead bodies, and dead Del Rio clones, and the bulldozer. Hornswoggle then cuts a promo on how he deserves the WHC. Alberto Del Rio decides to have a #1 contenders match for the WHC. The match is Hornswoggle Vs.........
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Post by "The Perfect Ten" Mizard on Nov 30, 2015 18:57:14 GMT -5
.....he attempts a top rope move. As Ryback flys through the air Hornswoggle moves out the way. Ryback is ko'd there for the winner and new number 1 contender is Hornswoggle. Khali and Hornswoggle have a staredown in the ring. Owner Del Beardo announces that their match will be a............
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 18:58:54 GMT -5
A Pillow Fight Match with Eva Marie as the speical Ref.Eva Marie comes down to the ring and says........
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 20:16:08 GMT -5
....lets get this match started! She also says that she will have a live sex celebration with Hornswoggle if he wins the match. Alberto Del Beardo rings the bell and the match is under way. It is a brutal match, it goes on for 9 hours. Both men are lying on the ground in the ring. Suddenly, hornswoggle gets up and......
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 23:01:20 GMT -5
....The backstage crew bring out a bed, and clean up the ring from all of the blood. Both Eva Marie and Hornswoggle are in the ring, looking at each other, and........
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 7:51:51 GMT -5
...pulls out a rocket launcher and blasts eve Marie. She dies, and the entire crowd pops! He then gets a bulldozer, demoloshes the ring, and bed. Raw ends here. Next Monday,........
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 15:44:15 GMT -5
Stone cold comes out with a beer truck and runs over Rollins knee after he comes back...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 16:27:12 GMT -5
Then, the principal owner of WWE, Alberto Del Beardo come out and tells Stone cold, that since he severely injured Rollins, he has to pay the price by competing in a Hardcore triple cage light tubes Texas death match against......
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Post by Sandman on Dec 6, 2015 13:59:04 GMT -5
Against..
The Blue Meanie!.. The Blue Meanie?.. WHAAAAA?
Meanwhile..
After a brief commercial break the cameras backstage manage to catch up with Hornswoggle laying back in a hot tub puffing on a cheap fat Cuban cigar sitting beside every WWE Diva/TNA Knockout in history.. EVER!, some forced out of retirement & some forced from beyond the grave. They all pamper & cater to big daddy Horsnwoggles wishes & deepest desires..
"Yeah well.. what can I say?" Hornswoggle uncomfortably says with an academy award winning fake forced smile as he scans the room around nervously awaiting for a cheap pop laugh from the audience watching, oh those WWE higher ups will get a kick out of this!
"Big things popping & little things stopping!.. Pimps up & ho's DOWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN!.."
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Post by Wato Stan Account on Dec 6, 2015 14:25:21 GMT -5
Hornswoggle is standing in the ring when what sounds like "Enter Sandman" sung by a man from New England begins to play. The lights go out and come back on with... BERNIE SANDMAN STARING HORNSWOGGLE DOWN!  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2015 18:28:10 GMT -5
Hornswoggle then pulls out a machete and stabs Bernie to death. He tells some of the divas to bury the body so they do. We cut back to stone colds match against the Blue meanie. The match goes on for 4 hours, and it's extremely brutal. It ends with Vince McMahon interfering and killing blue meanie with a gun. Vince then cuts a promo on.....
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Post by E N I G M A on Dec 6, 2015 18:52:40 GMT -5
Having a bastard son, which brings out the Great Khali...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 16:14:44 GMT -5
..... Khali challenges Vince to match and the winner of the match will face Alberto Del Beardo in a barbed wire ropes light tubes hardcore triple cage exploding ring texas death match for control of the WWE. The winner of Khali Vs. McMahon is.......
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Post by Sizzle on Dec 7, 2015 16:59:01 GMT -5
Khali, who eats Vince McMahon whole.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2015 2:10:21 GMT -5
And Shats out Shane...DAWSON.......
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2015 11:02:14 GMT -5
Shane gets up and hits Khali......Khali throws him face first into the ring post for a knock out. Khali starts crying when there is a big explosion and the lights go out.....
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