jasonphoenix1
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Just when you think you know the answers. I change the questions!
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Post by jasonphoenix1 on Apr 9, 2012 2:52:29 GMT -5
I was thinking about this. Some of my favorite promo lines and was wondering what everybody else's was. Mine are
Roddy Piper "Mr T. The only guy to wear more chains then his ancestors."
Roddy Piper "1 Coconut....2 Coconut"
Roddy Piper "You don't throw rocks at a guy with a machine gun!"
Sid "We all know your half the man that I am. And that I have half the brain that you do."
Ultimate Warrior "Snarl blah wejfwefh blah eobfwjebf snarl iefh blah blah blah Snarl!"
Ok that one was a joke
Oh and I can't forget
NWA Fan "It's still real to me damnit!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2012 12:47:19 GMT -5
"I am the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be!"
"There's only one Mr. Perfect, and you're lookin' at him!"
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Jamal
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Post by Jamal on Apr 9, 2012 13:03:29 GMT -5
"I won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freakin' neck"
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Post by ztj_wwf on Apr 9, 2012 13:58:44 GMT -5
"You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile...you remind me of a jackass!"
-Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2012 22:33:02 GMT -5
"Welcome to RAW IS JERICHO"
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Post by Mr. Orange on Apr 9, 2012 23:13:37 GMT -5
Not really "lines" but these two come to mind immediately for me:
"You see, I learned a long time ago that if a man has enough power he can speak softly and everyone will listen" - Jake Roberts
"You people get up very morning, throw a ham and cheese sandwich into a metal lunchbox, you punch a time clock, ya let some jackoff yell at ya for 9 hours, then you punch out and go back home to some hag. Well I'll never do that, man!" - Steve Austin
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Post by purpleisaaw on Apr 9, 2012 23:26:54 GMT -5
I am JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD and I am a WRESTLING GAWDDDDDDDDDD
I won an olympic medal with a BROKEN freaking neck
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CaK
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Post by CaK on Apr 11, 2012 2:05:04 GMT -5
"I forgot about the midgets!" - Christian, showing Trish pictures of Jericho and his night out.
Christian: Mini-me we so loved you in Austin Powers. I mean you didn't have many lines but god what a presence. You were great.
Edge: You complete me Mini-me.
Joe C: You guys are dumb assess. I'm Joe C.
Edge: Oh don't be bashful.
Edge: Mick's a best selling author he's not going to fall for that.
Christian: Yeah.
Edge: What about tourettesyndrome it's a live show we can't be trusted.
Christian: Gential warts.
Edge: That's disgusting.
Christian: Yeah but think about. Rock and Undertaker wouldn't want to touch us and no one's going to want to look down our pants. We're made, we've got it made.
Edge: You might just have something there. Gential warts rule!
(They give each other a high five)
Christian: Yeah they do.
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Post by skribbel24 on Apr 11, 2012 10:29:01 GMT -5
That was a nice line from Jake the Snake.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2012 3:10:50 GMT -5
and thats the bottom line cos stone cold said so!
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jakksking1
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Post by jakksking1 on Apr 12, 2012 10:02:02 GMT -5
One of my favorite promo lines was watching Mick Foley at Smackdown tapings (which happened on Tuesday). He would always say it was Thursday, and got a huge laugh from the crowd. Don't know why, but I've always loved Mick's humor
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Apr 12, 2012 15:17:39 GMT -5
(Roddy Piper doing a promo about Rick Rude).
I see you have a lovely picture of me airbrushed onto your BUTTOCK!. Hmm. Looks like what I'm gonna do all night long is stand back and kick me in the face!
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