You book a Royal Rumble Match.

[jasonphoenix1]

Now how this works is you book any 30 men who has wrestled in the WWE/F before past/present in your Royal Rumble. Just because you put someone first does not mean they would come out that number it is just seeing who your 30 men would be. Here is how mine would be,

1. Andre the Giant
2. Mr. Perfect
3. CM Punk
4. Rey Mysterio
5. Undertaker
6. Hulk Hogan
7. Randy Savage
8. Shawn Michaels
9. Earthquake
10. Rick Martel
11. Edge
12. Kane
13. Yokozuna
14. HHH
15. Owen Hart
16. Big Show
17. Jake Roberts
18. Mankind
19. Terry Funk
20. Ted Dibiase Sr.
21. Bam Bam Bigelow
22. Chris Benoit
23. Eddie Guerrero
24. Ric Flair
25. Steve Austin
26. Ultimate Warrior
27. Big Bossman
28. British Bulldog
29. Randy Orton
30. Santino Marella

So what is your 30???

[Deleted]

In no particular order:

1. Bret Hart
2. Mr. Perfect
3. Kane
4. Stone Cold
5. Ricky Steamboat
6. Shawn Michaels
7. Ted DiBiase
8. Owen Hart
9. British Bulldog
10. Dynamite Kid
11. John Morrison
12. CM Punk
13. Tyson Kidd
14. Brian Pillman
15. Randy Savage
16. Bam Bam Bigelow
17. Eddie Guerrero
18. The Rock
19. Andre The Giant
20. Kurt Angle
21. Edge
22. Christian
23. Brock Lesnar
24. Chris Jericho
25. King Booker
26. Vader
27. Goldust
28. Roddy Piper
29. Undertaker
30. Terry Funk

Final Four are Bret Hart, Mr. Perfect, Kurt Angle and Andre The Giant. All three guys team up to eliminate Andre. After that, Bret/Perfect eliminate Angle. Final two are Bret/Perfect. In the end, Bret eliminates Perfect to win the whole thing.

[jasonphoenix1]

Bash love it I forgot about Piper and Dynamite.

[Deleted]

I like this whole idea man! Good topic.

+1 to you sir.

[nibs92]

i would try to book the perfect match but they beat me to it in 1992!

[gelatinoustapeworm]

1. Steve Austin
2. Bret Hart
3. Shawn Michaels
4. Ric Flair
5. Randy Savage
6. Jake Roberts
7. Undertaker
8. The Rock
9. Chris Jericho
10. Hulk Hogan
11. Mr. Perfect
12. Mankind
13. Booker T
14. Edge
15. Dusty Rhodes
16. Ricky Steamboat
17. Eddie Guerrero
18. Ultimate Warrior
19. Razor Ramon
20. Barry Winham
21. Arn Anderson
22. Tully Blanchard
23. Vader
24. Kurt Angle
25. Roddy Piper
26. CM Punk
27. Rey Mysterio
28. Kane
29. Brock Lesnar
30. Honky Tonk Man

Honky Tonk Man pulls off the upset and tosses out Stone Cold in the end after a vicious Shake, Rattle, and Roll!

[Mr. K.O]

The numbers are the actual entries.


1. CM Punk
2. Daniel Bryan
3. William Regal
4. Hulk Hogan
5. Randy Orton
6. Edge
7. Alberto Del Rio
8. Mankind
9. Big Show
10. Triple H
11. Kane
12. Bret Hart
13. Mr. Perfect
14. Andre The Giant
15. Diesel
16. Cody Rhodes
17. Ted Dibiasie
18. Zack Ryder
19. Randy Savage
20. Brock Lesnar
21. Booker T
22. Shawn Michaels
23. Ric Flair
24. Eddie Guerrero
25. Goldberg
26. Kurt Angle
27. The Rock
28. Steve Austin
29. John Cena
30. Chris Jericho


5 guys are left, 4 are in the ring as they await #30. The 4 in the ring are Bryan, Punk, Savage, and Michaels. Bryan and Punk battle it out and both are leaning towards the ropes. Michaels sneaks up from behind and eliminates them both. Michaels turns around and Savage clotheslines Michaels and Himself out of the ring! #30 comes out and Jericho has automatically won the Rumble due to everyone getting eliminated.

[Callum1993]

1. Hulk Hogan
2. Brock Lesnar
3. Randy Orton
4. Vader
5. Goldust
6. Ken Shamrock
7. Kane
8. Undertaker
9. Shawn Michaels
10. Triple H
11. Dolph Ziggler
12. Diesel
13. Goldberg
14. Kurt Angle
15. Eddie Guerrero
16. The Rock
17. Stone Cold Steve Austin
18. Andre the Giant
19. Yokozuna
20. Randy Savage
21. Rey Mysterio
22. DDP
23. Big Show
24. Vince Mcmahon
25. Edge
26. Jeff Hardy
27. CM Punk
28. Million Dollar Man
29. Sid Vicious
30. Razor Ramon

[Rule 30]

Entry order:

1. The Undertaker
2. Shawn Michaels
3. Kane
4. Triple H
5. CM Punk
6. Dolph Ziggler
7. Santino Marella
8. Mr. Perfect
9. Andre the Giant
10. Randy Savage
11. Edge
12. John Cena
13. Batista
14. Goldberg
15. The Rock
16. Goldust
17. Christian
18. Stone Cold Steve Austin
19. Wade Barrett
20. Randy Savage
21. Big Show
22. Randy Orton
23. Vader
24. Cody Rhodes
25. Brock Lesnar
26. Booker T
27. Rey Mysterio
28. Mark Henry
29. Eddie Guerrero
30. Ric Flair

Final Four: Rock, Austin, Punk, Guerrero

Guerrero eliminated by Punk after a G.T.S

Punk eliminated by Austin after a Stunner

Rock eliminated by Austin after escaping the Rock Bottom and hitting a stunner.

Total Time: One Hour, 12 Minutes, 32 seconds.

Longest Time in the Match: CM Punk (1 Hour, 2 Minutes, 12 seconds)

Shortest Time: Santino Marella (30 seconds)

Most Eliminations: Edge (7) [Cena, Christian, Rhodes, Vader, Booker, Perfect, Triple H]

[Deleted]

1. Ric Flair
2 CM punk
3 Triple H
4 Shawn Micahels
5 Jeff Hardy
6 Kane
7 Chris Jericho
8 Razor Ramon
9 Lex Luger (usa)
10 Scott Steiner big poppa pump
11 Big Show
12 Tatanka
13 Xpac
14 Ultimate Warrior
15 John Cena
16 The Big Boss Man
17 Stone Cold
18 Bret Hart
19 Diesel
20 Goldust
21 The Rock
22 The Undertaker
23 Hulk Hogan
24 Ludvig Borga
25 Yokozuna
26 Owen Hart
27 Kurt Angle
28 British Bulldog
29 Mr Perfect
30 Macho Man Randy Savage.

Final Four

- Shawn Michaels
- British Bulldog
- Bret Hart
- Owen Hart

The 3 Hart family members are having a chat in the corner and decide to team against shawn michaels who realises there is no where to go.

As Bret and Owen double team michaels he manages to slide under the duo and give a sweet chin music to davey boy out of nowhere but he isnt eliminated, just down.

The hart brothers get take turns in beating michaels both posing with sharpshooters then out of nowhere shawn ducks an clothesline from owen who then sends a recovering but still dazed davey boy over the top.

Bret then turns himself to owen who is arguing with bulldog and a double clothesline by hbk sends the other 2 harts over the top

Winner Shawn Michaels

Longest Lasting - Shawn Michaels (1 hr 8 minutes)
Shortest Lasting - Hulk Hogan (4 minutes)
Most Eliminations - The Undertaker *8*

[CMPunkSavior]

Sorry I got a little carried away.

Backstage a displeased Ted DiBiase is frantically looking for someone to deal with when he bumps into Eddie Guerrero. Eddie sells what the Million Dollar Man believes is a good number but unbeknownst to DiBiase, he liiiiiieeeedddd. Eddie then convinces the officials that he picked Teds number earlier per his instructions and will now pick his own, he does and gives one of his sinister grins as he sees it.

We go to Finkle in the ring...."and now let us all find out who drew number one!"

I am a reeeeaaallll Americaaaannnn, Hogan is #1 to a huge pop

*glass shatters* Austin #2 to an even bigger roar

We get a stare down of this dream matchup and they trade blows and signature moves as the clock countdowns to zero "hahahaha money money money money money"....

A bitter and recently swindled DiBiase comes out at #3 but is happy to see his old protege Austin in there and will love getting his hands on Hogan who cost him the title at WM4

Hogan knows hes in trouble and cant put up a fight for long as they double team him and toss him out much to the crowds dismay

Austin and Ted embrace and raise each others arms while ted releases one of his patented laughs just then Austins expression changes and he flips
DiBiase off stunners him and tosses him out to a huge roar

Austin does his watch spot while the crowd eats it up and next out is....If Ya Smellllllalalala...Austins expression changes but hes ready to go as The Rock steals one of Austins tricks and sprints thru the crowd and attacks his all time rival. They trade blows back and forth until the clock counts down.

BUUUUZZZZZ Its Andre! Austin and Rock know they have no choice but to put their differences aside and take on the Giant who manhandles both legends and tosses them around the ring like rag dolls. They are both
laid out while Roddy Piper comes in next and goes right after Andre while he gets some good blows in and is able to climb the second rope to slap on a sleeper by jumping on the giant from behind Andre simply backs him into the corner and dumps him out while Randy Orton comes out next a number 7 one less then when he won it all in 2009 but it is not a lucky seven as Andre makes short work of an over zealous Orton surprisingly to the crowds delight.

As Rock and Austin come to the next entrant is none other than the worlds strongest man Mark Henry and the two attitude era legends take a step back as they want to see these two behemoths clash. Henry gets the
early advantage and even slams Andre! He cannot get him over the top rope as Andre is just too much man, The Giant gives Henry a thumb to the eye and headbutts him out of there as Austin and Rock look on in terror while Andre smiles in their direction as the buzzer goes off...

Do do de de dada do do do do Andres smile turns to a terrified look as if hes just seen a ghost...Doinks music hits and it turns out Andre is terrified of clowns going back to his time spent as a young man in the traveling french circus. He looks all over to see where the evil clown is coming from. Doink crawls out from underneath the ring and sneaks up behind Andre
as Austin and Rock look on puzzled.

Doink taps Andre on his shoulder and the Giant gulps as he turns around to see Doink he jumps up and runs the opposite direction eliminating himself and hightailing it out of there. Mark Henry points and laughs at Andre from the outside.

Rock, Austin and Doink do battle while the clock counts down once again. An intense Kurt angle sprints to the ring mouthpiece in place and starts cleaning house knocking down Rock and Austin.
He gives Doink a viscous clotheline knocking his head clean off of his body, a confused Kurt stops in his tracks to look at the clowns head on the mat as Doinks real head pops up from his shirts neck hole as Angle turns around Doink waves and squirts him with water from his flower on his shirt and clotheslines the Olympic hero out of there! Doink dances around while an irate
Angle drags the sinister clown out of the ring, takes down his straps and proceeds to beat the hell out of him taking Doink out of the match.

Theres your first 1/3 of the rumble ill stop here as its getting pretty ridiculous. I might do the other 2/3 later think I went a little overboard haha but I had a lot of fun with this, great idea OP +1.

Entrants

1. Hulk Hogan
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin
3. Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase
4. The Rock
5. Andre The Giant
6. Roddy Piper
7. Randy Orton
8. Mark Henry
9. Doink
10. Kurt Angle
11. Big Show
12. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
13. Ric Flair
14. Shawn Michaels
15. Ultimate Warrior
16. Kane
17. CM Punk
18. Yokozuna
19. John Cena
20. Big Boss Man
21. Diesel
22. Bret Hart
23. Chris Jericho
24. Mr. Perfect
25. Rey Mysterio
26. Razor Ramon
27. Mankind
28. Eddie Guerrero
29. Macho Man Randy Savage
30. Undertaker

Highlights include a 3 post massacre spot with HBK, CM Punk and Savage on a dominating Kane to take him out.

Final four: Stone Cold Steve Austin, CM Punk, Eddie Guerrero & Macho Man Randy Savage.

Punk and Savage go back and forth trying to one up each other. Savage grabs Punk's head and jumps over the top rope snapping the straight edge superstars head on the top rope thus continuing his poor track record in Royal Rumbles and eliminating himself. A confused and upset Macho Man points and yells at Punk while Punk laughs away. Eddie runs over and dumps CM Punk out of the ring and we get down to our final two. Punk and Savage continue to do battle outside of the ring and have to be separted by all of the officials, during this time Austin flips out Eddie and raises his arms as if he has won. Unfortunately the refs have not seen this and Eddie is able to sneak back in behind Austin, meanwhile Punk and Savage are separated. Eddie grabs Austin from behind and tosses him out as the bell rings.

An exhausted and shocked Austin can only shake his head and smile as he knows he's done whatever it takes to win a Rumble before as well.

Viva La Razza. Lie, Cheat, Steal

Total Time: One Hour, 9 Minutes, 14 seconds.

Longest Time in the Match: Stone Cold Steve Austin (One Hour, 9 Minutes, 14 seconds)

Shortest Time: Ultimate Warrior (35 seconds)

Most Eliminations: Kane (6)

[JoeyBats]

In order of entry:

1. One Man Gang
2. Brodus Clay
3. Bam Bam Bigelow
4. Bastion Booger
5. Gorilla Monsoon
6. The Great Khali
7. Giant Baba
8. Rikishi
9. Big Daddy V
10. Haystacks Calhoun
11. Kamala
12. Mark Henry
13. king Kong Bundy
14. Bruiser Brody
15. Akeem
16. Umaga
17. Big John Studd
18. Andre The Giant
19. Earthquake
20. Typhoon
21. Vader
22. Diesel
23. Yokozuna
24. Giant Gonzalez
25. The Big Show
26. A-Train
27. Big Boss Man
28. King Mabel
29. Sid Vicious
30. Mike Awesome

The ring colapsed around the 35 minute mark of the match.

[jakksking1]

Since i've already seen my Dream Rumble (92), here is my other Rumble that I would find most entertaining, in order of entry

1) Mabel w/ Mo
2) The Goon
3) The Gobbeldy Gooker
4) Akeem
5) Iron Sheik
6) Man Mountain Rock
7)Bastion Booger
8) Mantaur
9) Virgil
10) Flash Funk
11) Eugene
12) The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust
13) The Mountie
14) Giant Gonzalez
15) The Bezerker
16) Zeus
17) TL Hopper
18) Fantasio (clears the ring and performs magic tricks)
19) Xanta Klaus
20) Repo Man
21) The Booty Man Ed Leslie
22) Isaac Yankem DDS
23) UnderFaker w/ Ted Dibiase
24) New Jack
25) Lance Storm
26) Lance Bass
27) Salvatore Sincere
28) Santino
29) The Goodfather
30) Stevie Ray (Harlem Heat music blasts, everyone goes wild, its STEVIE RAY, surprise return)

The Final 4 is Isaac Yankem, UnderFaker, New Jack and BootyMan. New Jack stabs UnderFaker (unplanned) and both are escorted from the ring. Hogan comes down to the ring to distract Isaac Yankem, trying to set up the Mania main event of Bootyman and Hogan. Jerry Lawler leaves the anounce booth, and levels Hogan, and Yankem throws out Leslie. Yankem wins.

[Nivro™]

1) Ric Flair
2) Arn Anderson
3) Tully Blanchard
4) Barry Windham
5) Mr. Perfect
6) Rick Rude
7) Jake Roberts
8) Roddy Piper
9) Big Van Vader
10) Kerry Von Erich
11) Ricky Steamboat
12) Ted DiBiase
13) Bret Hart
14) Marty Jannetty
15) Shawn Michaels
16) Hulk Hogan
17) Randy Savage
18) Dusty Rhodes
19) Rick Martel
20) Greg Valentine
21) Big Bossman
22) Brutus Beefcake
23) Lex Luger
24) Ultimate Warrior
25) The Undertaker
26) Andre The Giant
27) Dr. Death
28) Scott Steiner
29) Rick Steiner
30) Ron Simmons

[Deleted]

1. CM Punk
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Shawn Michaels
4. Edge
5. Undertaker
6. Daniel Bryan
7. Kurt Angle
8. Christian
9. Alberto Del Rio
10. Bret Hart
11. Roddy Piper
12. Mick Foley
13. Randy Orton
14. Rey Mysterio
15. Chris Jericho
16. Dolph Ziggler
17. Cody Rhodes
18. JBL
19. Brock Lesnar
20. Ricky Steamboat
21. Chris Benoit
22. Ric Flair
23. Booker T
24. Wade Barrett
25. John Morrison
26. Jeff Hardy
27. Mr. Kennedy
28. Rob Van Dam
29. Kevin Nash
30. Triple H

[jasonphoenix1]

Jan 24, 2012 23:21:34 GMT -5 Nivro™ said:

1) Ric Flair
2) Arn Anderson
3) Tully Blanchard
4) Barry Windham
5) Mr. Perfect
6) Rick Rude
7) Jake Roberts
8) Roddy Piper
9) Big Van Vader
10) Kerry Von Erich
11) Ricky Steamboat
12) Ted DiBiase
13) Bret Hart
14) Marty Jannetty
15) Shawn Michaels
16) Hulk Hogan
17) Randy Savage
18) Dusty Rhodes
19) Rick Martel
20) Greg Valentine
21) Big Bossman
22) Brutus Beefcake
23) Lex Luger
24) Ultimate Warrior
25) The Undertaker
26) Andre The Giant
27) Dr. Death
28) Scott Steiner
29) Rick Steiner
30) Ron Simmons

Very interesting. I like this Rumble. If they came out in the order of the numbers beside the names you would have 4 members of the 4 Horsemen starting the Rumble.