Post by Byron F'N Saxton Fan on Aug 15, 2011 5:08:12 GMT -5
You know, Kevin Nash looks a lot like that Diesel guy from the Royal Rumble, this year
WWE travels South of LA to the always classy San Dee-ah-go for a RAW 22 hours after the WWE Champion was crowned, and 22 hours and two minutes after the even newer WWE Champion was crowned. What awaits the new WWE Champion? A WWE Championship Match!
CM Punk didn't take a break before his Undisputed WWE Championship Match against John Cena, as he managed to apologize very sincerely to the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations MR. John L-something. Then-WWE Champion, CM Punk also got in a reference to Stephanie McMahon giving her husband a hand once in a while, or changing diapers, depending on your mind-set at the time. CM Punk would go on to retain his Title and win Cena's replica Title in the Main Event, albeit with Cena's foot on the bottom rope. Cena pleaded his case with COO HHH, but was met with the same response most adult fans get at the end of a WWE PPV, "Oh well, it happened. Tough luck it didn't go your way.". Not to be out-done 16 years after his doppelganger Diesel appeared on the SummerSlam poster, Kevin Nash returned to WWE and Jackknive Powerbombed CM Punk (yes, it was a jackknife, not a jackspoon Powerbomb). Alberto Del Rio cashed in seconds later as H-3 asked Chad Patton what was up with dat and became your new WWE Champion. After a grueling exertion of energy against Punk, what shape will the Mexican Elitist be in when he faces resident Chihuahua and another SummerSlam winner, Rey Mysterio in Mysterio's WWE Title rematch? What will happen between CM Punk, John Cena, Triple H and not Diesel? Will Hugo Savinovich re-appear?
The Miz kicked off SummerSlam as all main-eventers-of-WrestleMania-months-prior usually do in a losing effort alongside R-Truth and Alberto Del Rio against Rey Mysterio, Kobe Johnston and John Morrison. What will Miz have to say about being on SummerSlam, but in a Tag Match where R-Truth was pinned after being smushed like a Spider (or Snooki on New Year's)? What does this mean for Truth, Morrison and Kingston? A WWE Championship opportunity down the line? Probably not, but there's a very nice Title with a Flag on it also defended on RAW they can go for.
Kelly Kelly w/Eve defeated Beth Phoenix w/Natalya to retain her Divas Championship. Kelly reversed out of a Glam Slam position to a pinfall and scored the victory over a very princessy-looking Beth Phoenix. What plot to attain the Divas Championship will the Divas of Doom hatch in their lair?
WWE travels South of LA to the always classy San Dee-ah-go for a RAW 22 hours after the WWE Champion was crowned, and 22 hours and two minutes after the even newer WWE Champion was crowned. What awaits the new WWE Champion? A WWE Championship Match!
CM Punk didn't take a break before his Undisputed WWE Championship Match against John Cena, as he managed to apologize very sincerely to the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations MR. John L-something. Then-WWE Champion, CM Punk also got in a reference to Stephanie McMahon giving her husband a hand once in a while, or changing diapers, depending on your mind-set at the time. CM Punk would go on to retain his Title and win Cena's replica Title in the Main Event, albeit with Cena's foot on the bottom rope. Cena pleaded his case with COO HHH, but was met with the same response most adult fans get at the end of a WWE PPV, "Oh well, it happened. Tough luck it didn't go your way.". Not to be out-done 16 years after his doppelganger Diesel appeared on the SummerSlam poster, Kevin Nash returned to WWE and Jackknive Powerbombed CM Punk (yes, it was a jackknife, not a jackspoon Powerbomb). Alberto Del Rio cashed in seconds later as H-3 asked Chad Patton what was up with dat and became your new WWE Champion. After a grueling exertion of energy against Punk, what shape will the Mexican Elitist be in when he faces resident Chihuahua and another SummerSlam winner, Rey Mysterio in Mysterio's WWE Title rematch? What will happen between CM Punk, John Cena, Triple H and not Diesel? Will Hugo Savinovich re-appear?
The Miz kicked off SummerSlam as all main-eventers-of-WrestleMania-months-prior usually do in a losing effort alongside R-Truth and Alberto Del Rio against Rey Mysterio, Kobe Johnston and John Morrison. What will Miz have to say about being on SummerSlam, but in a Tag Match where R-Truth was pinned after being smushed like a Spider (or Snooki on New Year's)? What does this mean for Truth, Morrison and Kingston? A WWE Championship opportunity down the line? Probably not, but there's a very nice Title with a Flag on it also defended on RAW they can go for.
Kelly Kelly w/Eve defeated Beth Phoenix w/Natalya to retain her Divas Championship. Kelly reversed out of a Glam Slam position to a pinfall and scored the victory over a very princessy-looking Beth Phoenix. What plot to attain the Divas Championship will the Divas of Doom hatch in their lair?
Find out and see all of this, and maybe even that guy with the Cowboy hat live at 9pm/8c, only on USA Network.