Post by Byron F'N Saxton Fan on Jul 25, 2011 5:10:08 GMT -5
A Refrigerator, Cubs game and an Indie Show. Name three places where a dead body will go undetected.
For the second week in a row, RAW prepares to go on the air without a Champion. The Finals of the WWE Championship Tournament were scheduled to take place last week, but Vince McMahon, in what can only be called a confirmation of some fans' thoughts, said the Match wasn't as important as people talking for 15 minutes. There's no new WWE Champion, but there is a new Boss, and his name is Ray Ray Bradstone (I know, I know. It's just Ray)
Last week on RAW, a Tournament between eight RAW Superstars took place with the final two standing earning a shot against one another for the WWE Championship. A-Ry bombed against his currently injured former NXT Pro, The Miz. R-Truth defeated Jack Swagger in one of those traditionally epic irrelevant Mid-card heel vs. irrelevant Mid-card heel Matches. Kofi Kingston defeated Ricardo Rodriguez's Personally Ring Announced Wrestler, Alberto Del Rio and Rey Mysterio took down the top Champion on RAW, Dolph Ziggler. In the end it came down to Miz and Mysterio, and this week one of them will become the WWE Champion. Will Rey Mysterio win his first WWE Championship, or will the Most Must-see Superstar in WWE history turn the WWE on it's head again?
In case it wasn't obvious enough, when at work and in hope of a promotion, make a few jokes about your Boss loving Cock every day and dump feces on him. It's a proven winner, as the 13-time WWE/World Champion, Triple H took over the day-to-day operations of WWE from Mr. McMahon at the end of RAW, last week. What changes does The (Corporate) Game have in store for WWE? Personally I say take a week off, strip your Champions and do more shoot promos, but that's just me and a couple other guys.
What will be John Cena's role this week? Will he cut a promo to Triple H opening RAW about how "The fans in Hampton, VA would love to see Cena, Miz and Mysterio GET IT ON FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!"? Probably. Will there be a Divas Match longer than the time it takes to read this paragraph? Probably not. Will Alberto Del Rio cash-in Money in the Bank and attempt to make it a perfect 9 out of 9 when it comes to becoming WWE/World Champion?
For the second week in a row, RAW prepares to go on the air without a Champion. The Finals of the WWE Championship Tournament were scheduled to take place last week, but Vince McMahon, in what can only be called a confirmation of some fans' thoughts, said the Match wasn't as important as people talking for 15 minutes. There's no new WWE Champion, but there is a new Boss, and his name is Ray Ray Bradstone (I know, I know. It's just Ray)
Last week on RAW, a Tournament between eight RAW Superstars took place with the final two standing earning a shot against one another for the WWE Championship. A-Ry bombed against his currently injured former NXT Pro, The Miz. R-Truth defeated Jack Swagger in one of those traditionally epic irrelevant Mid-card heel vs. irrelevant Mid-card heel Matches. Kofi Kingston defeated Ricardo Rodriguez's Personally Ring Announced Wrestler, Alberto Del Rio and Rey Mysterio took down the top Champion on RAW, Dolph Ziggler. In the end it came down to Miz and Mysterio, and this week one of them will become the WWE Champion. Will Rey Mysterio win his first WWE Championship, or will the Most Must-see Superstar in WWE history turn the WWE on it's head again?
In case it wasn't obvious enough, when at work and in hope of a promotion, make a few jokes about your Boss loving Cock every day and dump feces on him. It's a proven winner, as the 13-time WWE/World Champion, Triple H took over the day-to-day operations of WWE from Mr. McMahon at the end of RAW, last week. What changes does The (Corporate) Game have in store for WWE? Personally I say take a week off, strip your Champions and do more shoot promos, but that's just me and a couple other guys.
What will be John Cena's role this week? Will he cut a promo to Triple H opening RAW about how "The fans in Hampton, VA would love to see Cena, Miz and Mysterio GET IT ON FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!"? Probably. Will there be a Divas Match longer than the time it takes to read this paragraph? Probably not. Will Alberto Del Rio cash-in Money in the Bank and attempt to make it a perfect 9 out of 9 when it comes to becoming WWE/World Champion?
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