Post by Byron F'N Saxton Fan on Jul 11, 2011 5:51:59 GMT -5
Don't worry, the only spoilers I have are for All-Wheels Wrestling
RAW comes off a pretty quiet Tour of Australia as it presents the final episode before the Money in the Bank PPV from Boston, Massachusetts. Pizzeria God and #1 Contender to the WWE Championship, CM Punk is going to be on what is advertised as his final RAW, but he's not alone in possible final appearances.
Last week (two weeks ago), WWE Champion, John Cena demanded answers from WWE Chairman, Mr. McMahon as to why CM Punk was suspended for his comments about a variety of WWE issues. Cena was given multiple answers, but only one that was apparently the real answer. Mr. McMahon stated that he's afraid that CM Punk will beat Cena and take the WWE Championship to another "Wrestling organization", just like Trish Stratus did when she won the Women's Championship and didn't wrestle for another three years. Cena got his Match with Punk back, but if he loses, then he, John Cena, the man Vince McMahon caved to because he was going to leave the company, will be FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. What will CM Punk do days before his contract expires? Will John Cena cut an emotional promo and put on the Nexus shirt? Will Mr. McMahon appear and undermine the Laptop he has running RAW?
RAW's third-ever Money in the Bank Ladder Match is to take place this Sunday, and almost all the competitors in it were in action on the last RAW. The Miz lost to Alex Riley, in a Match you were supposed to pay to see three weeks ago, and Miz wasn't all that pleased. After the Match, Miz destroyed A-Ry, becoming emotionally unhinged and finishing his attack on Riley with a clothesline over the same Announce Table Miz was thrown over back in late May. Evan Bourne had a natural conversation with WWE Hall of Famer, Sgt. Slaughter backstage, before Slaughter did battle with the All-American American, Jack Swagger. Slaughter lost, but he got to sing afterwords (And they Sports Entertainment has it's downsides), so it was all cool. Rey Mysterio, Alberto Del Rio and R-Truth fought each other in a #1 Contenders Match for Cena's WWE Championship, as Punk was suspended at this point. Del Rio won, but what is his status for Money in the Bank? Is he in the Title Match or still in the Ladder Match? Oh, and Kofi did something with Cake no one needs to revisit.
What is the status of the Woo Woo Woo Kid, Zack Ryder? Last time on RAW, he simply delivered his catchphrase to the Tag Team Champions, McGillitunga, and walked off. Is the Long Island Locomotive on the hunt for gold that isn't sold on Ringside Collectibles?
Kelly Kelly, Eve and the Bella Twins continued to show that Women are judged for their ability and knowledge in Wrestling, not their looks, last week on RAW. Kelly Kelly and Eve defeated Los Bellas, but what will Brie do only six days before she gets her Divas Championship rematch against Kelly? My suggestion? Take that one move Kelly does in the corner again.
RAW comes off a pretty quiet Tour of Australia as it presents the final episode before the Money in the Bank PPV from Boston, Massachusetts. Pizzeria God and #1 Contender to the WWE Championship, CM Punk is going to be on what is advertised as his final RAW, but he's not alone in possible final appearances.
Last week (two weeks ago), WWE Champion, John Cena demanded answers from WWE Chairman, Mr. McMahon as to why CM Punk was suspended for his comments about a variety of WWE issues. Cena was given multiple answers, but only one that was apparently the real answer. Mr. McMahon stated that he's afraid that CM Punk will beat Cena and take the WWE Championship to another "Wrestling organization", just like Trish Stratus did when she won the Women's Championship and didn't wrestle for another three years. Cena got his Match with Punk back, but if he loses, then he, John Cena, the man Vince McMahon caved to because he was going to leave the company, will be FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. What will CM Punk do days before his contract expires? Will John Cena cut an emotional promo and put on the Nexus shirt? Will Mr. McMahon appear and undermine the Laptop he has running RAW?
RAW's third-ever Money in the Bank Ladder Match is to take place this Sunday, and almost all the competitors in it were in action on the last RAW. The Miz lost to Alex Riley, in a Match you were supposed to pay to see three weeks ago, and Miz wasn't all that pleased. After the Match, Miz destroyed A-Ry, becoming emotionally unhinged and finishing his attack on Riley with a clothesline over the same Announce Table Miz was thrown over back in late May. Evan Bourne had a natural conversation with WWE Hall of Famer, Sgt. Slaughter backstage, before Slaughter did battle with the All-American American, Jack Swagger. Slaughter lost, but he got to sing afterwords (And they Sports Entertainment has it's downsides), so it was all cool. Rey Mysterio, Alberto Del Rio and R-Truth fought each other in a #1 Contenders Match for Cena's WWE Championship, as Punk was suspended at this point. Del Rio won, but what is his status for Money in the Bank? Is he in the Title Match or still in the Ladder Match? Oh, and Kofi did something with Cake no one needs to revisit.
What is the status of the Woo Woo Woo Kid, Zack Ryder? Last time on RAW, he simply delivered his catchphrase to the Tag Team Champions, McGillitunga, and walked off. Is the Long Island Locomotive on the hunt for gold that isn't sold on Ringside Collectibles?
Kelly Kelly, Eve and the Bella Twins continued to show that Women are judged for their ability and knowledge in Wrestling, not their looks, last week on RAW. Kelly Kelly and Eve defeated Los Bellas, but what will Brie do only six days before she gets her Divas Championship rematch against Kelly? My suggestion? Take that one move Kelly does in the corner again.
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