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Post by done on Aug 29, 2011 11:58:25 GMT -5
John Cena takes steroids look at him now compared to 2002.
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Post by done on Aug 29, 2011 11:58:45 GMT -5
Batista use to also...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2011 19:48:30 GMT -5
John Cena quit WWE over contract disputes. They have now decided to give the title to Santino, and dub him "Super Santino", and every time he comes to the ring, he will fly there with only his sock on his hand. And a cape.
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Post by done on Aug 29, 2011 19:58:23 GMT -5
Matt Hardy is returning to WWE. He only done what he did  to try and leave TNA so he can try and come back to the WWE. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2011 20:45:42 GMT -5
Trent Barreta is going to cut his hair, start wearing short trunks, and have a heel gimmick where he acts serious and delivers promos in suits.
In other news, everyone is going to jump on the Trent Barreta bandwagon.
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Post by done on Sept 16, 2011 13:24:25 GMT -5
It is said that Tyler Reks will be getting a huge push along with Curt Hawkins to rebuild the tag team division!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2011 6:26:11 GMT -5
John cena cant wrasstle, oh wait, that isn't a rumor  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2011 11:24:15 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan is finally quitting TNA after being sent on his mission from Vince McMahon to destroy it from the inside. Many say that he did the job well.
In other news, TNA is considering switching it's main show, Impact Wrestling, from a slightly wrestling based promo and interview show, to a 5 minute, slapstick comedy routine with insider smart mark jokes in order to compete with Thursday's actual best wrestling show, Z! True Long Island Story.
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Post by done on Sept 18, 2011 6:17:19 GMT -5
Just Yesterday, CM Punk attack a fan at the end of a show! Punk was then arrested and now has to go to court in 5 months  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2011 7:29:41 GMT -5
OFFICIAL EWG DIRTSHEET (enderson wrestling guesses)
Kevin Nash may or may not return tonight.
CM Punk may or may not win.
Triple H may or may not win.
The story may or may not continue after tonight.
There is one thing that we can confirm- many people on WF will complain about the results.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2011 21:52:34 GMT -5
Hey, EWG was five for five! ^
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Post by Tylor on Sept 18, 2011 22:07:47 GMT -5
Breaking News: Hulk Hogan is now planning a Screwjob Angle for his Lockdown match with Dixie Carter next year. Rumored Special Guest Ref is Vince Russo.
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Post by Ben - #6 Munchie on Sept 19, 2011 12:45:03 GMT -5
Trent Barreta will turn heel and aquire a female partner with long red hair. Trent will in turn cut his hair short and dye it Lavender. The two will then come to the ring with a talking cat. Here is a leaked image of what they will look like:  -Credit: PokéWrestle Weekly. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2012 14:36:50 GMT -5
Lord Tensai and his Grandfather Emporer Suk On Dik have stalled in contract terms with WWE. This reporter got a picture of Suk On Dik as he left wwe headquaters.  In other news, john cena has retired from the wwe and strangely wwe viewers 18-49 have gone up by a billion 88% of who are males source:my brain |
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Post by Mr. K.O on Sept 11, 2012 17:02:32 GMT -5
The Wrestling Observer reports that Ryback is going through an extreme gimmick change. Sources say that Vince McMahon pitched an idea where his character will be called R-Eye-back (After his pink eye condition). The gimmick will have Ryback squirting a big bottle of eye drops into his opponents and screaming "Clean Your Eyes!" Several members backstage have expressed their support saying that it's the best idea of this generation and that the gimmick will put the WWE on a whole new level. Vince has also suggested that if this gimmick will go over enough, Ryback is set to be the #1 entrant in the 2013 Royal Rumble and eliminate all 29 participants by himself by squirting the big bottle of eye drops. Ryback will then be scheduled to win all current/active WWE Championships at WrestleMania 29 with his catchphrase being: (Holding the big bottle) "Say Eye-llo to my little friend!" But remember, plans may or may not change.
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Post by Lionheart S.M on Oct 1, 2012 14:49:00 GMT -5
PWInsider Exclusive: CM Punk real name Philip Jack Brooks has been suspended for 60 days after violating the wellness policy for his first time, his lawyer says that his morning coffee had a white powdery substance in it and he was later unknowingly tested that day, and failed. "nobody knew what it was, Phil just ignored it and continued drinking his coffee" says his attorney. CM Punk says he did not put it there. Straight Edge citizens are outraged and demand that CM Punk be fired from WWE immediately and the words "Straight Edge" Are to be removed from his stomach area forever. I dunno, pretty corny, just came up it for fun  |
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Oct 1, 2012 16:42:05 GMT -5
Sin Cara will return to his original masked name, Mistico. He will also have a gimmick of being brittle boned, having bad breath & will walk on hot coals, giving him severely calloused feet.
He will be brought in as the "Super calloused fragile Mistic hexed by halitosis".
Credit - Meltzer.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2012 22:21:50 GMT -5
Maria had sex with Ric Flair, accordingly he did not pull out.
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Post by stevencraig on Apr 21, 2013 16:33:18 GMT -5
The Rock isn't actually injured,he has AIDS.
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Post by Nivro™ on Apr 21, 2013 16:35:49 GMT -5
Ric Flair is financially stable and 100% healthy. The past few years are just part of a storyline where he rises from the bottom up.
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