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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2011 21:56:23 GMT -5
Below are the complete taping result for the May 12th edition of TNA Impact:
The Jarretts come out and offer a truce to Kurt Angle as Jeff doesn't want her to be put in harm's way at the Sacrifice PPV on Sunday. The crowd is chanting for Angle. Karen says that Kurt's been hurt too many times and now that's made him believe that she's out to get him. She says they have a restraining order out for his own well being and asks Angle to come out. Kurt comes out and says he can't believe he stayed married to her. Angle announces a mixed tag match between himself & "his business partner" against the Jarretts for the PPV. He says that Jarrett knows who she is and she's real, damn real.
*Mickie James & Miss Tessmacher defeated Madison Rayne & Tara.
*Beer Money cut a promo and pretty much intimate that they are waiting for Matt Hardy to call Jeff Hardy to face them at Sacrifice without using Jeff's name. Matt comes out and says they showed guts when they dared call out Hulk Hogan, but they still make him sick and are worthless. Matt says he and Jeff Hardy were raised to be champions and he and his partner are going to take the belts at Sacrifice. But, his partner isn't Jeff Hardy. Out comes, I swear to God, Chris Harris. It's Harris and Hardy vs. Beer Money.
*Sangriento pinned Suicide.
*Eric Bischoff, Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair come out immediately after the match. Flair kicks Suicide low. Hogan says that he runs the show and he's tired of waiting. He wants to know who is running games for the network right now or else. Out comes Mick Foley. Foley said that Hulk may have conned his way into the company and they might think that they were the smartest men in wrestling, but now things are going to start to unravel. He said that on 3/3, Jeff Hardy was the champ but then the Network saw what what happening and brought Sting back to TNA and now he's the champion. Foley said that Hogan won't be able to ruin this show and more because this show is called "Impact Wrestling" because it's supposed to be about wrestling. He announces a Battle Royal to determine the number one contender to the TNA title and then says he'd like to introduce Kurt Angle's partner at Sacrifice. A video appears, eventually spelling the word Chyna and she comes out on the stage with Foley. She got, seriously, a MONSTER pop. Everyone chanted her name.
*Crimson defeated Abyss and Samoa Joe. Abyss attacked Crimson and left him laying.
*They re-tape the ENTIRE segment with Mick Foley coming out to confront Immortal. Crowd was dead for this. There were a few small line changes, including Mick saying this show wasn't "TNA" but "Impact Wrestling" so there's the marketing stuff you guys wrote about last week or so.
*Mr. Anderson wins the Battle Royal. Chyna ran out and tossed out Jarrett. She went after Karen but Jeff saved her and they ran away. Dreamer got tossed by Bully Ray even though they are now partners. Steiner and Morgan eliminated each other. Hardy and Beer Money eliminated each other. In the end, Anderson tossed Ray out.
Credit Tnawrestlingnews.com
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Post by eddie eddie on May 3, 2011 22:24:40 GMT -5
honestly, I love it. hahaha, even the Chyna bit. that can't be too bad.
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Post by Random Hero Est. 2003 on May 3, 2011 22:36:11 GMT -5
Get the  out of Orlando. Please. Please. Please. |
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Post by vertan on May 3, 2011 23:13:21 GMT -5
I actually LOVE that Chyna is back, too awesome.
- Vertan
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Post by the franchise on May 3, 2011 23:22:45 GMT -5
Pretty random for Harris to team with Hardy. Maybe they can talk about that time Harris talked to Hardy on ECW during his legendary ECW run.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2011 23:39:00 GMT -5
Pretty random for Harris to team with Hardy. Maybe they can talk about that time Harris talked to Hardy on ECW during his legendary ECW run. "He's a real wild cat." |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2011 1:59:39 GMT -5
Where the hell is AJ Styles? this |
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Post by King Silva on May 4, 2011 2:21:34 GMT -5
I'm happy with Chyna's return.
The KO tag seems decent too.
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Post by Grumpyoldman on May 4, 2011 2:43:25 GMT -5
....Tries to think of a fat joke for Matt hardy & Chris Harris....
Umm.....Fatt Lardy & Crisco Harris?
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Post by eddie eddie on May 4, 2011 3:09:12 GMT -5
....Tries to think of a fat joke for Matt hardy & Chris Harris.... Umm.....Fatt Lardy & Crisco Harris? as much as I think the fat jokes are silly and not, well, not true, this one is obvious. "Husky Harris" |
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Post by TheXtremisT on May 4, 2011 5:04:02 GMT -5
 I seriously am starting to give up complaining about TNA now. This is getting beyond ridiculous. Last year I LOVED (seem to be the only one). I loved the whole 'feel' Bischoff and Hogan brought to TNA, with my favorites all in one company, the 'big time feel' TNA became, it just seemed more professional. But now this is a joke. I seriously want the best for TNA, but this is just too much. 1. The X-division is pretty much dead 2. TNA originals are leaving too often 3. Joe's doing nothing 4. The roster is too big 5. The originals aren't getting the spotlight 6. Immortal just outright sucks 7. Dixie is just letting Bischoff do whatever he likes 8. Fortune? Have them feud with Immortal over the belts - all the belts. Reduce the numbers of Immortal and make them the exact opposite of Fortune. Have AJ challenging for the WHC. We hardly see Fortune do anything now. The only time they looked strong was when they turned on Immortal, on 03/03/11 and at Lockdown. They love TNA, and don't want to see it get overun by Immortal - SHOW THIS. It seems they don't give a damn because they're hardly seen unless Beer Money have a match. 9. Impact wrestling? Instead of TNA? I hope that grows on me. I associate the company with the name TNA, so that'll be hard for me to accept. I understand they're trying to rebrand themselves and that TNA sounds too pornographic to most companies, and they don't want to be that risque anymore, but TNA is the company I know. 10. Chyna? I really don't know what to say to that |
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Post by Rob on May 4, 2011 5:05:47 GMT -5
Chyna and Jarrett fued revisted lol
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Post by chaz on May 4, 2011 8:43:56 GMT -5
Wow, I'll be tuning in to this episode to see Chyna's return. Well done, TNA.
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Post by Boy Wonder on May 4, 2011 8:48:46 GMT -5
What kind of shape is Chyna in? Last I saw of her she looked pretty darn normal, certainly not the Chyna that we were used to (although also not the mess that was on Surreal Life)
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Post by 3Lephant (Naptown Icon) on May 4, 2011 9:32:54 GMT -5
They keep talking about how its now a wrestling show but I don't see any wrestling going on. That being said, I'm still kind of weirdly excited for this show.
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Post by PenguinDeluxe on May 4, 2011 9:48:50 GMT -5
They keep talking about how its now a wrestling show but I don't see any wrestling going on. That being said, I'm still kind of weirdly excited for this show. 4 matches though, so hopefully they have some length to them. Very well could have more in ring time than RAW did this past Monday. |
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Post by Dan88 on May 4, 2011 11:36:55 GMT -5
I liked the Chyna/Jarrett WWF fued so cool to see it revisted.
Good to have Harris back in TNA.. if he is in better shape that is.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2011 11:51:28 GMT -5
F*ck Chyna
F*ck Foley
F*ck Hogan
F*ck Sting
F*ck Chris Harris
F*ck Bully Ray
F*CK THIS COMPANY
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2011 21:12:46 GMT -5
KNOCK KNOCK.......
Two of the internets biggest jokes combined?
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2011 17:32:39 GMT -5
Looks awful.
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