If you could punch a wrestler square in the face..

[RoOSTA]

Who would it be?

Storylines aside, if you could have a "consequenceless" confrontation with any WWE superstar, diva, announcer or publicly advertised employee of the company, where you would be able to SOCK'EM right in the face and perhaps tell them WHY you did it - who would you choose?

I could choose a few, but one stands out more than any other. I will reply below with my choice. I didn't want to start this thread off with my choice as it would be "frowned upon", so that may give you a good idea on the general direction i am heading towards...

AFTER *8* PAGES, SCORES AS THEY STAND (FIRST CHOICES IN MORE ARE MENTIONED...)

HEATH Slater: 9 punches
MICHAEL Cole: 8
Hornswoggle: 8
Triple H: 3
JOHN Cena: 3
R-Truth: 3
MATT Hardy: 3
HUSKY Harris: 2
VINCE McMahon: 2
RANDY Orton: 2
ZACK Ryder: 2
THE Miz: 2
REY Mysterio: 2
Cody Rhodes: 2

1 punch to:

Alex Riley (he is a buttkisser)
Brodus Clay (for screaming "G" before taking someone out)
Christian (no reason given)
CM Punk (for being a douchebag)
Chris Jericho
Dolph Ziggler
David O'Tunga
Daniel Bryan
Eli Cottonwood (for his mustache and bad one liners)
Eve Torres (bad/annoying dancing)
Great Khali (for WWE wasting so much timew/ him + giving him the title)
HBK Shawn Michaels (90's being a dick; dont fall his his christianity thing)
John Morrison (no reason)
Justin Roberts (no reason)
Jerry Lawler (no reason)
Kofi Kingston (for immitating an African accent and dropping it)
Michelle McCool
Maryse my #1
Melina
Natalya (bad on commentary, not pulling off being a diva!?)
Sheamus
Undertaker

non-WWE and retired superstars don't count..so Jeff Hardy, the nWo...yep, not counting em...

[gordon]

[Deleted]

Even though he isn't a wrestler, Michael Cole.
Why? Because he is an annoying know it all, he ruins matches but sometimes he is funny though.

Triple H
Why? For being my favorite wrestler and my most hated wrestler. When he beat up Eugene with Evolution I hated him so much. He did alot that pissed me off but at the end of the day he is my favorite wrestler.

Alex Riley
why? because he is a football jock who couldn't make it in the NFL so he chose to do wrestling.

[Byron F'N Saxton Fan]

Heath Slater. Read any of Jimmy's posts about him and you'll know why.

[~*Young $ Money*~]

expect 9000 replies with Cena b/c its cool to hate him.

[Lord Ragnarok]

I would give anything to be able to punch these two in their faces:

[Rob Furious]

John Cena, and not because it's cool to hate him, but because I'd be that guy who punched John Cena in the face.

[RoOSTA]

I'll post my 4th runner up:

Del Rio - My last flaming and locked post summed it up perfectly, like any heel, he is being forced down our throats but to me, can't pull off his character. He can't insult anyone using a propper english phrase (Mysterio look like dying dog) and OVERLY SLAPS his leg anytime he lifts it off the canvas (yes, we get the point Alberto, you're kicking someone again).

[Deleted]

Probably Matt Hardy for just being obnoxious as he can on the internet, Jeff Hardy isn't too far off though

[Byron F'N Saxton Fan]

Jan 1, 2011 21:55:55 GMT -5 @trezd said:

Probably Matt Hardy for just being obnoxious as he can on the internet, Jeff Hardy isn't too far off though

Ahh, didn't think outside of WWE. The Hardy Boyz would definitely be my runner's-up.

[RoOSTA]

Nice one Cammy, sums up a lot of peoples feelings in just one simple and short video...

3rd runner up:

Josh Matthews - for a guy whose job is supposed to be black/white announcing is doing his 'best' to try and imitate Michael Cole at being "NXT's bad guy" then does a complete 180 turn when commentating on RAW. Also Josh - STFU when people on NXT have a live mic, no one wants to hear you talk over them, regardless of how bad a segment might be.

[darksoul]

Heath Slater

[eddie eddie]

cobra commander

[tom]

Heath Slater and/or John Morrison.

[Byron F'N Saxton Fan]

Jan 1, 2011 21:58:41 GMT -5 RoOSTA said:

Nice one Cammy, sums up a lot of peoples feelings in just one simple and short video...

3rd runner up:

Josh Matthews - for a guy whose job is supposed to be black/white announcing is doing his 'best' to try and imitate Michael Cole at being "NXT's bad guy" then does a complete 180 turn when commentating on RAW. Also Josh - STFU when people on NXT have a live mic, no one wants to hear you talk over them, regardless of how bad a segment might be.

I'd rather hear Josh Mathews than 90% of NXT's Rookies.

[RoOSTA]

Wow, didn't expect to see Morrison top anyones list, why do you say him VW?

[RoOSTA]

Jan 1, 2011 22:00:43 GMT -5 Byron F'N Saxton Fan said:

Jan 1, 2011 21:58:41 GMT -5 RoOSTA said:

Nice one Cammy, sums up a lot of peoples feelings in just one simple and short video...

3rd runner up:

Josh Matthews - for a guy whose job is supposed to be black/white announcing is doing his 'best' to try and imitate Michael Cole at being "NXT's bad guy" then does a complete 180 turn when commentating on RAW. Also Josh - STFU when people on NXT have a live mic, no one wants to hear you talk over them, regardless of how bad a segment might be.

I'd rather hear Josh Mathews than 90% of NXT's Rookies.

Looks like Michael Cole has done his job Well as Rock would be saying right now to Josh - Know your role; Josh is a little confused, that makes him annoying.

[LtD73]

McCool.
Why? Funny.

[punksnotdead]

Michael Cole. Because he refuses to add the word powerslam to his vocabulary. The guy genuinely ruins matches for me and he apparently thinks he is really good at what he does. There is a difference between heel heat and just being an obnoxious .

[Jimmy]

Jan 1, 2011 21:50:35 GMT -5 @gordon said:

I'll punch 'em both, I'm hardcore.