Post by Hoboturtle on Aug 31, 2010 13:09:07 GMT -5
*Opening Music/Video*
(Green) Jack: Hello and welcome to the test episode of Hobo Turtle Wrestling: Posedown. Im Jack and to my left is Terry.
(Blue) Terry: Thanks Jack, tonight is a historic night for professional posing around the world, we have only one match tonight as this is just a test episode.
Jack: And that match is going to be the worlds largest athelete The Big Show against John Cena.
Jack: And that match is next.
Announcer: Standing 7 feet tall, weighing in at 500 pounds the worlds largest athelete The Big Show!
Announcer: From West Newbury, Massachusetts weighing in at 240 pounds John Cena!
Jack: Show goes for the lock up... But Cena dodges.
Terry: Looks like hes heading for the ropes.
Terry: Cena runs and... YES connects with the running shoulder block.
Jack: Yes Terry but it looks like Show's not going down that easily.
Terry: You're right Jack, Show wobbles but stays up-
Jack: While cena tumbles to the mat.
Jack: OH NO Show just walked over Cena!
Terry: This has got to be it!
Terry: Show pins him with one foot.
Jack: 1......2...
Jack: KICKOUT!
Terry: How did John Cena kick out?
Jack: Im not sure but it doesn't look good for Cena at this point.
Jack: Shows picking Cena up by the throat.
Terry: This must mean chokeslam time. If it connects this is all over!
Terry: Shows got him u- No wait Cenas escaped!
Jack: It looks like Cena is trying to trip Show up. Maybe hes looking for the STF.
Terry: If so they will be right in the middle of the ring.
Terry: YES hes got the STF locked in!
Jack: Their quite far from the ropes but Big Show is trying to get to them and...
Jack: Yes hes reached the ropes and John Cena is forced to break the hold.
Terry: Looks like Cenas going for the Attitude Adjustment.
Jack: But can he lift this 500 pound giant?
Jack: No he can't, maybe when the Big Show walked over him it caused to much pain in his back.
Jack: Cena look o- Show just hit the knockout punch.
Terry: This has got to be it.
Terry: Shows going for the pin
Jack: 1.........2............3!
Terry: Thats it this match is over.
Announcer: Your winner, The Worlds Largest Athelete... THE BIIIG SHOWWWWWW!
Jack: I think this test has been a success don't you agree Terry?
Terry: Yes I do Jack, now tune in next time for some more pose action, seeya!