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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Jul 11, 2010 1:02:25 GMT -5
You've heard of A Christmas Carol? Well, this is a Christmas-in-July Carol, because Carol Brady herself, Florence Henderson, will guest host Monday Night Raw live from Lexington, Ky. Will the "Brady Bunch" actress' maternal instincts prove valuable in navigating the WWE Universe? Tune in to find out.
Given John "My life is being ruined by the Internet" Cena's adamant refusal to call a truce with Wade Barrett and his rebel group, Raw's mysterious General Manager placed Cena in a 7-on-1 handicap bout with The Nexus - mere days before his WWE Title Steel Cage Match. Will Cena make like the Brave Little Tailor and kill seven with one stroke, or will reality set in, allowing the Nexus to thoroughly destroy him? Baloney fudgin' mustard, how am I supposed to know?
On the next edition of Monday Night Raw, Randy Orton and Edge, the vilest of enemies and fellow Money in the Bank Ladder Match warriors, clash in one-on-one action. Can The Viper sustain the momentum he's secured heading into the all-important pay-per-view encounter?
Since there are no Von Erichs in WWE (thank God, because Lacey is nice to look at, but a horrendous wrestler), the Harts and Samoans are battling to determine the First Family of Wrestling. What will they have in store going into Sunday's Unified Tag Team Championship match?
What's up? Not R-Truth. He's quite down, in fact. Who will be the new 8th man vying for the red briefcase?
All this and more, plus the Anonymous GM *coughmichaelcolecough*, Monday at 9!
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Post by LtD73 on Jul 11, 2010 1:04:02 GMT -5
Im interested in that 7 on 1 match
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Post by Byron F'N Saxton Fan on Jul 11, 2010 1:31:37 GMT -5
Like the Subject Title, and this week's RAW looks pretty interesting. It's truly shaping up to be a Real Man's Man kind of RAW.
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Jul 11, 2010 1:33:52 GMT -5
...William Regal?
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Post by Byron F'N Saxton Fan on Jul 11, 2010 1:42:55 GMT -5
.......................... DAMN! Good answer.
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Post by ✖ AJ on Jul 11, 2010 12:05:16 GMT -5
HE'S A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! SUCH A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! (Such a man) HE'S A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL MAN'S MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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Post by MacReady on Jul 11, 2010 17:26:08 GMT -5
Seriously, Florence ing Henderson? Gimme a goddamn break with these crappy guest hosts already! I have a feeling Cena will dismantle NEXUS one by one over the course of the night, leaving just him and Barret for the main event. Anybody else agree?
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Post by rkokixas on Jul 11, 2010 22:03:12 GMT -5
I bet Bourne gets even w/Orton's RKO from last week by giving him the SSP in his match w/Edge.Im sure they'll end up w/ all the MITB guys in a brawl to hype it up since this is the 'go home' show for the MITB PPV.
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Post by juicewinslow on Jul 11, 2010 22:37:20 GMT -5
Will Darren "Black Cena" Young be able to perform? Or will he be incapacitated? 6 on 1?
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Post by StingerSplash on Jul 11, 2010 23:15:56 GMT -5
I really wish I was going to Raw tomorrow.
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Post by Byron F'N Saxton Fan on Jul 11, 2010 23:56:49 GMT -5
Will Darren "Black Cena" Young be able to perform? Or will he be incapacitated? 6 on 1? It's a mystery, but since he has some John Cena in him, he'll probably make a fool of history and act like nothing at all happened to him last week. Seriously though, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets Monday night off to sell his injuries, but I would bet the entire Nexus is there for their iNvasion of Money in the Bank on Sunday,
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Post by pineappleexpress on Jul 12, 2010 5:33:19 GMT -5
holy f*ck. WWE have put their cards on the table early with the nexus/cena feud. i thought they'd drag it out until summerslam before pulling the trigger and going the 7 on 1 route. but i guess this leaves it open for just cena/barrett.
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Post by King Silva on Jul 12, 2010 7:10:53 GMT -5
Don't care for the guest host but I would lol if Alicia slapped a bitch! I really have not been that interested in Raw at all so I hope I can get re interested tomorrow.
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Post by juicewinslow on Jul 12, 2010 12:06:13 GMT -5
Im anticipating a Santino/Florence Henderson segment somehow related to The Brady Bunch.
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Post by Joe/Smurf on Jul 12, 2010 12:43:52 GMT -5
Im anticipating a Santino/Florence Henderson segment somehow related to The Brady Bunch. My thought bubble has Santino dressed as Alice.
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Post by Lord Ragnarok on Jul 12, 2010 13:23:32 GMT -5
All I'm interested in is the The Nexus, The Hart Dynasty, and Tamina and the Uso's. Everything else is a bathroom/kitchen break for me.
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Post by BV on Jul 12, 2010 14:51:06 GMT -5
As others have said, I could see Cena taking out the remaining members of the Nexus before the match, like backstage, so it's down to Cena vs Wade when it's match time.
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Post by Joe/Smurf on Jul 12, 2010 18:27:19 GMT -5
All I'm interested in is the The Nexus, The Hart Dynasty, and Tamina and the Uso's. Everything else is a bathroom/kitchen break for me. Sounds like you'll be spending a lot of time in the bathroom/kitchen then, lol.
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Post by Boy Wonder on Jul 12, 2010 18:45:47 GMT -5
Bleh, wish I wasn't out of town
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Post by Tylor on Jul 12, 2010 19:06:12 GMT -5
There will be a Brady-themed 8 man tag featuring a wrestler who hasn't been on TV in years. Hint: he was in the WM X7 Gimmick Battle Royal. Since it's Pg....... DOINK THE CLOWN!!!!!!
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