Post by J.Freek on Dec 8, 2009 3:52:28 GMT -5
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Impact opened with Eric Young and Kevin Nash coming to the ring insuits. Nash says that he is in charge tonight due to setting up a meeting between Mick Foley and Hulk Hogan. He says he made a few matches for tonight:
*The British Invasion (Yes ALL 3 of them) vs. Motor City Machine "Gun" (yes, only 1) Chris Sabin in a 3 on 1 Handicap Match.
*Bobby and Krystal Lashley vs. Scott Steiner and a Knockout of Scott's Choosing.
*In a Mud Wrestling Match it will be Lacey Von Erich vs. Velvet Sky.
*Eric Young, for one night only will be defending his Global Championship on US soil against.......HAMADA??
*ODB and Tara will face off in a Trailer Park Brawl but before the match each of them must chug a 6 pack of beer.
*Suicide, Pope, Morgan, and Hernandez vs. Team 3D, Jesse Neal, and Rhyno and the person who gets pinned has to start the Elimination Match at Final Resolution by themselves for 5 minutes.
*Lastly AJ Styles will defend his title against to what Nash refers to as "the highest bidder"
Chris Sabin (ALONE) vs. The British Invasion (Doug Williams, Brutus Magnus, and Rob Terry)
Sabin looks GREAT during this match and actually gets the win after pinning Rob Terry. The finish came when the tag champs went to double clothesline Sabin but he ducked and they hit Terry instead. Sabin hit what looked like a tornado ddt into a roll up. After the match the champs argued with Big Rob while Shelley came out on the ramps to congratulate his tag partner and it looks like they might be getting a title shot.
The Lashleys vs. Scott Steiner and........Awesome Kong
The whole match was basically Bobby and Scott. Finish came when Bobby and Scott took it to the outside and Steiner threw him into the ring steps. Steiner turned his attention to Krystal and she backed into the ring and right into Kong. She body slams Krystal and then goes to the top rope and looks like she is going to do a splash and then (parents put your kids to bed) before she can come off the top rope Steiner straddles her for the 3 count. After the pin in a very obscene manner, Steiner does push ups...ON TOP OF KRYSTAL. Lashley chases them out of the ring and carries his wife to the back.
TNA Global Championship
Eric Young vs. Hamada
Hamada came off AMAZING in this match and actually put on a great offense against EY. She hit a few big spots including a top rope hurancanrana. Eric Young gets the win after a missed moonsault and putting his feet on the ropes.
Mud Wrestling (gee thanks Vince Russo....)
Lacey vs. Velvet
Madison as Special Ref
I have NOTHING to say about this match because it was just these 3 rolling around in the mud but if u wane call her the winner, Velvet gets the pin. After they all hug in the mud.
Drunken Trailer Park Brawl
ODB vs. Tara
Lots of weapons used in this match including a tiki torch, caution tape, trash can lids (which was two however one went flying into the crowd Frisbee style like it was going to take someone's head off)...anyways, ODB gets the win after a facebuster onto a chair.
8 Man Tag Match
The heels come out first and Jesse Neal is wearing the Pope's ring jacket and has his black swine flu mask. Only 3 of the faces come out so we assume Pope was jumped in the back. Anyways the match was back and forth and then they took turns between face and heel hitting their finishers. Finish came after Hernandez Border Tossed Devon then after Jesse Neal "Gored" Hernandez for the 3 count. Hernandez must now face 3D, Neal, and Rhyno alone for the first 5 minutes of the 8 Man Elimination Match. After the match the heels have the upper hand on the faces until Pope runs down with a cane and chases the heels off.
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
AJ Styles vs. "The Highest Bidder" Desmond Wolfe (Angle on Commentary)
Wolfe spent most of the match working over the arm of AJ. And they both hit their usual spots. Finish came when it looked like Desmond was going to hit his clothesline finisher and Christopher Daniels distracted Wolfe long enough for AJ to hit a bridge for the 3 count. After the match Daniels and Wolfe brawled as AJ made his way up the ramp.
XPLOSION
Match #1 for the X Division Championship
Amazing Red vs Homicide
Back and forth match between the two. Red reverses the Gringo Killer and goes for the Code Red, but that is reversed and Homicide hit the Gringo Cutter. He covers and then pulls Red up at 2. Red ends up hitting a standing Shooting Star Press for the 3 count.
Match #2
Consequences Creed vs. Sheik Abdul Bashir
CREED looked great in his first match in the Impact Zone in months. Crowd is chanting USA at Bashir while he has Creed in a headlock. Finish came when Creed pressed Sheik over his head for a good 45 second and then dropped him into a double leg gut buster.
Next Week
Lumberjack Match
Brother Ray vs. Matt Morgan
Lumberjacks were Hernandez, Suicide, Pope, Rhyno, Jesse Neal, and Brother Devon
Every time the match spilled to the outside it seemed like there was a 6 man staredown with the downed man in between the groups so there wasn't a lot of "helping" the other guy into the ring. Eventually
Things got out of control and everyone started brawling, just as it looked like Morgan was going to put Brother Ray away, Neal hit Morgan with a low blow which allowed Bubba to his a DDT for the 3 count.
3 Way Knockout Tag Match
Sarita and Taylor vs. Kong and Hamada vs. Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne
This one had some decent Knockout action (and if they don't give Hamada a title shot they are crazy). Action spills to the outside including Hamada hitting a top rope moonsault to the floor on to the
KO Tag Champs. Kong ended up pinning Rayne after she jumped and sat on her chest. After the match, Lauren came out to interview the Beautiful People
and they completely blew her off, couldn't really see it but they may have shoved her too.
Black Machismo was interviewed in the back by Christy Hemme about the Black Machismo Invitational.
Black Machismo Invitational Match
Jay Lethal vs. Tatanka
This match was definitely better than Lethal's match against the Anvil mostly due to Tatanka being in WAY better shape. After going back and forth Tatanka wins with a Samoan Drop. Lethal is 0-2 in the
Invitational.
Desmond Wolfe vs. Daniels
This match was a really, really good back and forth match between the two. All of the sudden in the middle of the match the bell rings because the time limit ran out. The crowd was hot because of this
decision chanting "5 more minutes" and "Overtime". So this match ended in a draw.
10 Man Tag Main Event
Aj Styles, Kurt Angle, Bobby Lashley, Tomko, and Abyss vs. Scott Steiner, Raven, Dr. Stevie, and the British Invasion
When Abyss came out his pants were ripped and he was heavily limping with his thigh taped up where his pants were ripped, he jumped Raven and Dr. Stevie which included Raven actually biting Abyss where he was bandaged. Their fight spilled to the back and then Steiner and Lashley went at it which also was still before the start of the match, their brawl ended up going to the back, so we are left with....
AJ Styles, Kurt Angle, and Tomko (The Angle Alliance) vs. the British
Invasion in a 3 on 2 Handicap Match
We are hoping to get some explanation on why this happened but there was a little dissension on the Face side because they fought over who was going to start the match and then Kurt at first refused to tag in AJ, only tagging in Tomko. Eventually Rob Terry snuck over and pulled Tomko off the ring apron leaving AJ as his only option. AJ ends up getting the 3 count after a small package on Brutus. After the match it looks like AJ and Kurt are going to go at it and they take it as far as Kurt pie facing AJ but then their PPV opponents come out and lay them out. Daniels poses with the belt over AJ.
XPLOSION
Daffney w/ Dr. Stevie vs. Traci Brooks
Daffney gets the win after a roll up and a hand full of tights after interference from Dr. Stevie.
X Division Championship
Amazing Red vs. Chris Sabin
These too had a really good match which makes me constantly wonder why they are facing each other on the internet rather than Impact, it seems like the internet is the only place the X Division has a
showing. Red wins and successfully defends his title after a Projectile Hurancanrana.
Impact opened with Eric Young and Kevin Nash coming to the ring insuits. Nash says that he is in charge tonight due to setting up a meeting between Mick Foley and Hulk Hogan. He says he made a few matches for tonight:
*The British Invasion (Yes ALL 3 of them) vs. Motor City Machine "Gun" (yes, only 1) Chris Sabin in a 3 on 1 Handicap Match.
*Bobby and Krystal Lashley vs. Scott Steiner and a Knockout of Scott's Choosing.
*In a Mud Wrestling Match it will be Lacey Von Erich vs. Velvet Sky.
*Eric Young, for one night only will be defending his Global Championship on US soil against.......HAMADA??
*ODB and Tara will face off in a Trailer Park Brawl but before the match each of them must chug a 6 pack of beer.
*Suicide, Pope, Morgan, and Hernandez vs. Team 3D, Jesse Neal, and Rhyno and the person who gets pinned has to start the Elimination Match at Final Resolution by themselves for 5 minutes.
*Lastly AJ Styles will defend his title against to what Nash refers to as "the highest bidder"
Chris Sabin (ALONE) vs. The British Invasion (Doug Williams, Brutus Magnus, and Rob Terry)
Sabin looks GREAT during this match and actually gets the win after pinning Rob Terry. The finish came when the tag champs went to double clothesline Sabin but he ducked and they hit Terry instead. Sabin hit what looked like a tornado ddt into a roll up. After the match the champs argued with Big Rob while Shelley came out on the ramps to congratulate his tag partner and it looks like they might be getting a title shot.
The Lashleys vs. Scott Steiner and........Awesome Kong
The whole match was basically Bobby and Scott. Finish came when Bobby and Scott took it to the outside and Steiner threw him into the ring steps. Steiner turned his attention to Krystal and she backed into the ring and right into Kong. She body slams Krystal and then goes to the top rope and looks like she is going to do a splash and then (parents put your kids to bed) before she can come off the top rope Steiner straddles her for the 3 count. After the pin in a very obscene manner, Steiner does push ups...ON TOP OF KRYSTAL. Lashley chases them out of the ring and carries his wife to the back.
TNA Global Championship
Eric Young vs. Hamada
Hamada came off AMAZING in this match and actually put on a great offense against EY. She hit a few big spots including a top rope hurancanrana. Eric Young gets the win after a missed moonsault and putting his feet on the ropes.
Mud Wrestling (gee thanks Vince Russo....)
Lacey vs. Velvet
Madison as Special Ref
I have NOTHING to say about this match because it was just these 3 rolling around in the mud but if u wane call her the winner, Velvet gets the pin. After they all hug in the mud.
Drunken Trailer Park Brawl
ODB vs. Tara
Lots of weapons used in this match including a tiki torch, caution tape, trash can lids (which was two however one went flying into the crowd Frisbee style like it was going to take someone's head off)...anyways, ODB gets the win after a facebuster onto a chair.
8 Man Tag Match
The heels come out first and Jesse Neal is wearing the Pope's ring jacket and has his black swine flu mask. Only 3 of the faces come out so we assume Pope was jumped in the back. Anyways the match was back and forth and then they took turns between face and heel hitting their finishers. Finish came after Hernandez Border Tossed Devon then after Jesse Neal "Gored" Hernandez for the 3 count. Hernandez must now face 3D, Neal, and Rhyno alone for the first 5 minutes of the 8 Man Elimination Match. After the match the heels have the upper hand on the faces until Pope runs down with a cane and chases the heels off.
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
AJ Styles vs. "The Highest Bidder" Desmond Wolfe (Angle on Commentary)
Wolfe spent most of the match working over the arm of AJ. And they both hit their usual spots. Finish came when it looked like Desmond was going to hit his clothesline finisher and Christopher Daniels distracted Wolfe long enough for AJ to hit a bridge for the 3 count. After the match Daniels and Wolfe brawled as AJ made his way up the ramp.
XPLOSION
Match #1 for the X Division Championship
Amazing Red vs Homicide
Back and forth match between the two. Red reverses the Gringo Killer and goes for the Code Red, but that is reversed and Homicide hit the Gringo Cutter. He covers and then pulls Red up at 2. Red ends up hitting a standing Shooting Star Press for the 3 count.
Match #2
Consequences Creed vs. Sheik Abdul Bashir
CREED looked great in his first match in the Impact Zone in months. Crowd is chanting USA at Bashir while he has Creed in a headlock. Finish came when Creed pressed Sheik over his head for a good 45 second and then dropped him into a double leg gut buster.
Next Week
Lumberjack Match
Brother Ray vs. Matt Morgan
Lumberjacks were Hernandez, Suicide, Pope, Rhyno, Jesse Neal, and Brother Devon
Every time the match spilled to the outside it seemed like there was a 6 man staredown with the downed man in between the groups so there wasn't a lot of "helping" the other guy into the ring. Eventually
Things got out of control and everyone started brawling, just as it looked like Morgan was going to put Brother Ray away, Neal hit Morgan with a low blow which allowed Bubba to his a DDT for the 3 count.
3 Way Knockout Tag Match
Sarita and Taylor vs. Kong and Hamada vs. Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne
This one had some decent Knockout action (and if they don't give Hamada a title shot they are crazy). Action spills to the outside including Hamada hitting a top rope moonsault to the floor on to the
KO Tag Champs. Kong ended up pinning Rayne after she jumped and sat on her chest. After the match, Lauren came out to interview the Beautiful People
and they completely blew her off, couldn't really see it but they may have shoved her too.
Black Machismo was interviewed in the back by Christy Hemme about the Black Machismo Invitational.
Black Machismo Invitational Match
Jay Lethal vs. Tatanka
This match was definitely better than Lethal's match against the Anvil mostly due to Tatanka being in WAY better shape. After going back and forth Tatanka wins with a Samoan Drop. Lethal is 0-2 in the
Invitational.
Desmond Wolfe vs. Daniels
This match was a really, really good back and forth match between the two. All of the sudden in the middle of the match the bell rings because the time limit ran out. The crowd was hot because of this
decision chanting "5 more minutes" and "Overtime". So this match ended in a draw.
10 Man Tag Main Event
Aj Styles, Kurt Angle, Bobby Lashley, Tomko, and Abyss vs. Scott Steiner, Raven, Dr. Stevie, and the British Invasion
When Abyss came out his pants were ripped and he was heavily limping with his thigh taped up where his pants were ripped, he jumped Raven and Dr. Stevie which included Raven actually biting Abyss where he was bandaged. Their fight spilled to the back and then Steiner and Lashley went at it which also was still before the start of the match, their brawl ended up going to the back, so we are left with....
AJ Styles, Kurt Angle, and Tomko (The Angle Alliance) vs. the British
Invasion in a 3 on 2 Handicap Match
We are hoping to get some explanation on why this happened but there was a little dissension on the Face side because they fought over who was going to start the match and then Kurt at first refused to tag in AJ, only tagging in Tomko. Eventually Rob Terry snuck over and pulled Tomko off the ring apron leaving AJ as his only option. AJ ends up getting the 3 count after a small package on Brutus. After the match it looks like AJ and Kurt are going to go at it and they take it as far as Kurt pie facing AJ but then their PPV opponents come out and lay them out. Daniels poses with the belt over AJ.
XPLOSION
Daffney w/ Dr. Stevie vs. Traci Brooks
Daffney gets the win after a roll up and a hand full of tights after interference from Dr. Stevie.
X Division Championship
Amazing Red vs. Chris Sabin
These too had a really good match which makes me constantly wonder why they are facing each other on the internet rather than Impact, it seems like the internet is the only place the X Division has a
showing. Red wins and successfully defends his title after a Projectile Hurancanrana.
;D
