Post by I LIKE BIG BUTTS on Mar 31, 2009 11:31:05 GMT -5
Thanks to Wildcat for the following report:
- Three weeks worth of shows are being taped over a two day period so nothing was filmed in order. We really have no way of knowing what will air on which show.
- Jeff Jarrett comes to the ring. He says Samoa Joe is no longer a team captain but he's given the job to someone else - AJ Styles. AJ then comes down and says Joe has to be on the team so he'll need to find two other partners. AJ says he's honored but he doesn't want to do it. He talks about how Jarrett started the company with a bunch of independent wrestlers (name-dropping Christopher Daniels as an Original) and how far it's come, and then goes on to say that Jarrett should be captain. Scott Steiner then comes down and talks to Jarrett about their old days and how he was close to him and Jill and that the last thing Jill told him was to take care of the kids if anything happened to Jeff. He says Jarrett belongs in the Mafia, which is a family. AJ then mentions Jarrett's idea of a match for the Lethal Lockdown advantage and says he wants Steiner tonight for it.
- Sheik Abdul Bashir, Kiyoshi, and No Limit d. LAX & Lethal Consequences
- The Beautiful People came to Mike and Don and said they'd be cutting Taylor Wilde's hair off tonight.
- The Mafia comes to the ring and Kurt calls out Sting. Nash took the mic and then talked to Sting about his match with Foley. Mick then appeared on the big screen from the rafters holding his signature barbed wire bat. He said he can create matches as Executive Shareholder and therefore he's created a warm-up for Sting as he'd be facing Samoa Joe later.
- Team 3D d. MEM Security. Beer Money did commentary. After the match, MEM Security went to hit 3D with chairs but Beer Money got in the ring, took the chairs, and hit the MEM Security instead. They had a staredown with 3D before leaving the ring.
- Sting d. Samoa Joe by DQ after Joe took out Andrew Thomas and then Rudy Charles. He then hit the Muscle Buster on Sting and put him in the Clutch. Booker T came to the ring for the save but Joe took him out too. He then got out of the ring and grabbed a chair, and when he got back in he found Sharmell with Booker. He teased hitting her with the chair but left the ring instead, only to pull Sharmell out and carry her to the back on his shoulder. Booker then ran off after them.
- Scott Steiner d. AJ Styles. There was a ref bump and Steiner got a chair in the ring, but AJ was able to get it after a Pele. Just as he was about to hit Steiner with it, Jarrett grabbed it and they then argued. While that happened, Steiner and the ref got up and then Steiner took AJ down and got the pin.
- Taylor Wilde d. Madison Rayne. The Beautiful People got a hold of Taylor after the match and went to cut her hair, but Taylor got away. Angelina and Velvet got pissed at Madison after and ran her off.
- Sheik Abdul Bashir (w/Kiyoshi & No Limit) d. Suicide in a non-title match.
- MEM comes to the ring and Sting calls out Jarrett. He says he wants to know why Foley was able to book him in a match against Joe last week. If Foley really has all the power now, he wants Jeff to make it known to the world. Jeff says he's still in charge. Sting then says if Foley got to give him a warm-up for Lockdown, he wants to give Foley one in return. He says he's TNA World Champion, so he's got to have some pull, and he's not telling Jeff but instead ordering him to book the match. The Motor City Machine Guns then come out, and Alex tells Jeff about how he can't get over Thanksgiving night last year when he was forced to wear a turkey suit by Foley and was then humiliated by him after being the recipient of a double arm DDT. He says he and Chris want to take on Foley in a handicap match. Jarrett agrees to the match and it will happen tonight.
- Robert Roode d. Eric Young
- Mick Foley comes to the ring. He has a birthday card that has son made him. The card has a drawing of Alex and Chris inside and says "MMG 24/7 365." His son is obsessed with the Guns. He shows a picture of his son on the big screen who even has his hair cut like Alex. He is sick of seeing the Guns everywhere and will take them out for good tonight... in what will be a First Blood match.
- Awesome Kong (w/o Melissa) d. Madison Rayne & Velvet Sky in a handicap match. Post-match, Madison & Velvet held Kong down so Angelina could cut her hair. Taylor Wilde then came down and ran the girls off. Kong & Taylor looked at each other before leaving the ring.
- The Motor City Machine Guns d. Mick Foley in a First Blood handicap match with Sting as the special enforcer. The Guns got a lot of offense in for most of the match. Foley hit the Mandible Claw on Shelley with Mr. Socko, and when he pulled it out it was bloody. Andrew Thomas saw it and said it was the end of the match, but Foley got on the mic and said he hadn't done what he said he would do to Alex so the match would go on. He soon took the barbed wire bat to Alex's head, but (*I think*) Sting hit him with a chair when Andrew wasn't watching. Foley's head was then seen bleeding and the match went to the Guns. After the match, Foley and Sting brawled and each got held back by security to end the show.
3/31
Credit Wildcat:
- Motor City Machine Guns d. No Limit (w/Kiyoshi & Sheik Abdul Bashir) in a IWGP tag title match.
- Samoa Joe d. Booker T (w/Kurt Angle) in a Lethal Lockdown advantage match (clean finish too - though Angle tried to interfere in the middle of it but was stopped by AJ Styles). Joe grabbed a kendo stick after the match and went after Booker and Angle but they got away.
- Hernandez (w/Homicide) d. Kiyoshi (w/No Limit).
- James Storm (w/Robert Roode) d. Scott Steiner (w/Kevin Nash) by DQ after Steiner got Storm with a steel pipe. Steiner took down Beer Money after the DQ but Team 3D made the save. 3D gave Beer Money their titles and they had a staredown before leaving the ring.
- Awesome Kong, Raisha Saeed & Taylor Wilde d. The Beautiful People & Madison Rayne. Velvet & Madison got a hold of Kong after the match and Angelina cut off some of her braids.
- Homicide (w/Hernandez) d. Chris Sabin (w/Alex Shelley) and Tetsuya Naito (w/Yujiro, Kiyoshi & Sheik Abdul Bashir) in a triple-threat match.
- AJ Styles came to the ring and called out Jeff Jarrett. He's tired of the rumors going around backstage and wants some answers. Jarrett says when AJ finds out who he chose as the fourth teammate (and the only hint he gives is that he's a former TNA champion) he'll be sorry for not trusting him. MEM came out after that and Kurt said Kevin wasn't cleared to wrestle the final Lethal Lockdown advantage match tonight against Team Jarrett's fourth member. Jarrett says Kurt can wrestle instead.
- Team 3D is in the locker room with Lauren when Brother Runt walks in. He's in town for a show and wanted to stop by and wish the guys luck for their match in Philly. Balls Mahoney then walks in and does the same.
- Abyss & Daffney (you read that right) d. Cody Deaner & ODB in a mixed tag match. Matt Morgan came to the ring after the match and took Abyss out. He said he'll be showing Abyss the final blueprint of his destruction at Lockdown.
- Mick Foley comes to the ring to do an interview. There were two chairs set up in the ring for it. Foley says the person he's interviewing comes from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico - it's Cactus Jack. He goes back and forth between Foley and Cactus Jack like a madman, talking about how Cactus will be showing up at Lockdown to finish what he started with Sting back in the day. Sting then comes to the ring to try and talk some sense into Foley. He goes nuts and takes out Sting, saying he's got the power to do whatever. He even has the power to play whatever theme music he wants, so he calls for Curry Man's theme to be played, then Shark Boy's, and finally Sting's. The segment ends with Foley standing over Sting with his barbed wire bat held high.
- We see Balls Mahoney and Brother Runt leaving the building on the big screen, only to be attacked by Beer Money from behind. They fight to the ring, where Beer Money just destroys them. Roode even hit a Bubba Bomb on Runt through a table. Team 3D finally makes the save and Brother Ray gets on the mic. He says their match in Philly was just supposed to be a good wrestling match between two good teams for tag team dominance, but it's gotten personal now. Every match is supposed to be in the locked cage, but theirs won't be. It's going to be a Philadelphia Street Fight now at Lockdown.
- Kurt Angle comes to the ring for the Lethal Lockdown advantage match. Jarrett then comes out and gets on the mic. He says he's tired of the rumors and all that and he'll be putting them to rest tonight. He's done what's best for TNA and what's best for the fans. He then introduces the fourth member of Team Jarrett and Kurt Angle's opponent for tonight - "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels. He comes out to a remixed version of his last theme and a HUGE pop from the crowd.
- Kurt Angle d. Christopher Daniels after the original decision was reversed by Jeff Jarrett. This was a really good match. The finish was sorta like a roll-up of sorts - I'm not really sure how to explain it. After Rudy Charles declared Daniels the winner, AJ came out to celebrate and Kurt got pissed and said the match needed to be restarted. Apparently he had his shoulder up. Jim Cornette comes out and teases saying the match would be restarted but then calls Kurt the loser and then Kurt went nuts. Kurt then calls out Jarrett to make a decision. Jarrett shows the replay on the screen and it does in fact show Kurt's shoulder go up at 3. He says he's not happy about doing this but declares Angle the winner. Angle and the Mafia celebrate in the ring until Samoa Joe's music hits. Joe runs in and chases the Mafia and Jarrett out of the ring with AJ and Daniels to end the show.
- Three weeks worth of shows are being taped over a two day period so nothing was filmed in order. We really have no way of knowing what will air on which show.
- Jeff Jarrett comes to the ring. He says Samoa Joe is no longer a team captain but he's given the job to someone else - AJ Styles. AJ then comes down and says Joe has to be on the team so he'll need to find two other partners. AJ says he's honored but he doesn't want to do it. He talks about how Jarrett started the company with a bunch of independent wrestlers (name-dropping Christopher Daniels as an Original) and how far it's come, and then goes on to say that Jarrett should be captain. Scott Steiner then comes down and talks to Jarrett about their old days and how he was close to him and Jill and that the last thing Jill told him was to take care of the kids if anything happened to Jeff. He says Jarrett belongs in the Mafia, which is a family. AJ then mentions Jarrett's idea of a match for the Lethal Lockdown advantage and says he wants Steiner tonight for it.
- Sheik Abdul Bashir, Kiyoshi, and No Limit d. LAX & Lethal Consequences
- The Beautiful People came to Mike and Don and said they'd be cutting Taylor Wilde's hair off tonight.
- The Mafia comes to the ring and Kurt calls out Sting. Nash took the mic and then talked to Sting about his match with Foley. Mick then appeared on the big screen from the rafters holding his signature barbed wire bat. He said he can create matches as Executive Shareholder and therefore he's created a warm-up for Sting as he'd be facing Samoa Joe later.
- Team 3D d. MEM Security. Beer Money did commentary. After the match, MEM Security went to hit 3D with chairs but Beer Money got in the ring, took the chairs, and hit the MEM Security instead. They had a staredown with 3D before leaving the ring.
- Sting d. Samoa Joe by DQ after Joe took out Andrew Thomas and then Rudy Charles. He then hit the Muscle Buster on Sting and put him in the Clutch. Booker T came to the ring for the save but Joe took him out too. He then got out of the ring and grabbed a chair, and when he got back in he found Sharmell with Booker. He teased hitting her with the chair but left the ring instead, only to pull Sharmell out and carry her to the back on his shoulder. Booker then ran off after them.
- Scott Steiner d. AJ Styles. There was a ref bump and Steiner got a chair in the ring, but AJ was able to get it after a Pele. Just as he was about to hit Steiner with it, Jarrett grabbed it and they then argued. While that happened, Steiner and the ref got up and then Steiner took AJ down and got the pin.
- Taylor Wilde d. Madison Rayne. The Beautiful People got a hold of Taylor after the match and went to cut her hair, but Taylor got away. Angelina and Velvet got pissed at Madison after and ran her off.
- Sheik Abdul Bashir (w/Kiyoshi & No Limit) d. Suicide in a non-title match.
- MEM comes to the ring and Sting calls out Jarrett. He says he wants to know why Foley was able to book him in a match against Joe last week. If Foley really has all the power now, he wants Jeff to make it known to the world. Jeff says he's still in charge. Sting then says if Foley got to give him a warm-up for Lockdown, he wants to give Foley one in return. He says he's TNA World Champion, so he's got to have some pull, and he's not telling Jeff but instead ordering him to book the match. The Motor City Machine Guns then come out, and Alex tells Jeff about how he can't get over Thanksgiving night last year when he was forced to wear a turkey suit by Foley and was then humiliated by him after being the recipient of a double arm DDT. He says he and Chris want to take on Foley in a handicap match. Jarrett agrees to the match and it will happen tonight.
- Robert Roode d. Eric Young
- Mick Foley comes to the ring. He has a birthday card that has son made him. The card has a drawing of Alex and Chris inside and says "MMG 24/7 365." His son is obsessed with the Guns. He shows a picture of his son on the big screen who even has his hair cut like Alex. He is sick of seeing the Guns everywhere and will take them out for good tonight... in what will be a First Blood match.
- Awesome Kong (w/o Melissa) d. Madison Rayne & Velvet Sky in a handicap match. Post-match, Madison & Velvet held Kong down so Angelina could cut her hair. Taylor Wilde then came down and ran the girls off. Kong & Taylor looked at each other before leaving the ring.
- The Motor City Machine Guns d. Mick Foley in a First Blood handicap match with Sting as the special enforcer. The Guns got a lot of offense in for most of the match. Foley hit the Mandible Claw on Shelley with Mr. Socko, and when he pulled it out it was bloody. Andrew Thomas saw it and said it was the end of the match, but Foley got on the mic and said he hadn't done what he said he would do to Alex so the match would go on. He soon took the barbed wire bat to Alex's head, but (*I think*) Sting hit him with a chair when Andrew wasn't watching. Foley's head was then seen bleeding and the match went to the Guns. After the match, Foley and Sting brawled and each got held back by security to end the show.
3/31
Credit Wildcat:
- Motor City Machine Guns d. No Limit (w/Kiyoshi & Sheik Abdul Bashir) in a IWGP tag title match.
- Samoa Joe d. Booker T (w/Kurt Angle) in a Lethal Lockdown advantage match (clean finish too - though Angle tried to interfere in the middle of it but was stopped by AJ Styles). Joe grabbed a kendo stick after the match and went after Booker and Angle but they got away.
- Hernandez (w/Homicide) d. Kiyoshi (w/No Limit).
- James Storm (w/Robert Roode) d. Scott Steiner (w/Kevin Nash) by DQ after Steiner got Storm with a steel pipe. Steiner took down Beer Money after the DQ but Team 3D made the save. 3D gave Beer Money their titles and they had a staredown before leaving the ring.
- Awesome Kong, Raisha Saeed & Taylor Wilde d. The Beautiful People & Madison Rayne. Velvet & Madison got a hold of Kong after the match and Angelina cut off some of her braids.
- Homicide (w/Hernandez) d. Chris Sabin (w/Alex Shelley) and Tetsuya Naito (w/Yujiro, Kiyoshi & Sheik Abdul Bashir) in a triple-threat match.
- AJ Styles came to the ring and called out Jeff Jarrett. He's tired of the rumors going around backstage and wants some answers. Jarrett says when AJ finds out who he chose as the fourth teammate (and the only hint he gives is that he's a former TNA champion) he'll be sorry for not trusting him. MEM came out after that and Kurt said Kevin wasn't cleared to wrestle the final Lethal Lockdown advantage match tonight against Team Jarrett's fourth member. Jarrett says Kurt can wrestle instead.
- Team 3D is in the locker room with Lauren when Brother Runt walks in. He's in town for a show and wanted to stop by and wish the guys luck for their match in Philly. Balls Mahoney then walks in and does the same.
- Abyss & Daffney (you read that right) d. Cody Deaner & ODB in a mixed tag match. Matt Morgan came to the ring after the match and took Abyss out. He said he'll be showing Abyss the final blueprint of his destruction at Lockdown.
- Mick Foley comes to the ring to do an interview. There were two chairs set up in the ring for it. Foley says the person he's interviewing comes from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico - it's Cactus Jack. He goes back and forth between Foley and Cactus Jack like a madman, talking about how Cactus will be showing up at Lockdown to finish what he started with Sting back in the day. Sting then comes to the ring to try and talk some sense into Foley. He goes nuts and takes out Sting, saying he's got the power to do whatever. He even has the power to play whatever theme music he wants, so he calls for Curry Man's theme to be played, then Shark Boy's, and finally Sting's. The segment ends with Foley standing over Sting with his barbed wire bat held high.
- We see Balls Mahoney and Brother Runt leaving the building on the big screen, only to be attacked by Beer Money from behind. They fight to the ring, where Beer Money just destroys them. Roode even hit a Bubba Bomb on Runt through a table. Team 3D finally makes the save and Brother Ray gets on the mic. He says their match in Philly was just supposed to be a good wrestling match between two good teams for tag team dominance, but it's gotten personal now. Every match is supposed to be in the locked cage, but theirs won't be. It's going to be a Philadelphia Street Fight now at Lockdown.
- Kurt Angle comes to the ring for the Lethal Lockdown advantage match. Jarrett then comes out and gets on the mic. He says he's tired of the rumors and all that and he'll be putting them to rest tonight. He's done what's best for TNA and what's best for the fans. He then introduces the fourth member of Team Jarrett and Kurt Angle's opponent for tonight - "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels. He comes out to a remixed version of his last theme and a HUGE pop from the crowd.
- Kurt Angle d. Christopher Daniels after the original decision was reversed by Jeff Jarrett. This was a really good match. The finish was sorta like a roll-up of sorts - I'm not really sure how to explain it. After Rudy Charles declared Daniels the winner, AJ came out to celebrate and Kurt got pissed and said the match needed to be restarted. Apparently he had his shoulder up. Jim Cornette comes out and teases saying the match would be restarted but then calls Kurt the loser and then Kurt went nuts. Kurt then calls out Jarrett to make a decision. Jarrett shows the replay on the screen and it does in fact show Kurt's shoulder go up at 3. He says he's not happy about doing this but declares Angle the winner. Angle and the Mafia celebrate in the ring until Samoa Joe's music hits. Joe runs in and chases the Mafia and Jarrett out of the ring with AJ and Daniels to end the show.
is MEM Security?
