Homicide owes me a dollar!!!

[Blackjack]

Yea that bastard stole my brand new sharpie 187... more like 211.


Just came back from the TNA Live event in Lincoln, RI

The ring seemed really small for this live events. I been to a UWF-TNA event in NC last year and it was way bigger.

Due to the fact that the venue, Twin Rivers (a casino), are idiots and were only allowing people 18+ then a few days before the event changed to all ages, the place was no where near a sellout.

I bought the cheapest ticket and then saw a 3rd row seat empty so I took it.

Some guy introduces Jeremy Borash. He says the Spike TV cameras are here.

My match orders may be wrong & spelling also may suck

Match 1- Robert Roode w/ Ms. Brooks vs. Eric Young. A lot of pre match pasing and trash talking w/ the crowd. EY one with that double death valley driver.

Match 2- Kaz vs. Jay Lethal. Not much but Lethal was way over. He won w/ the elbow.

Match 3- Serotoin (Bently & Devine) vs. Naturals vs. LAX. LAX was way over. Hernandez did a border toss to a serotoin guy onto the naturals outside the ring. I forgot who got the pin on who but LAX won.

Match 4- Brother Runt (actually from Lincoln, RI) vs. Lance Hoyt. Dumass JB doing introduction says from Twin River, RI... Brother Runt. Runt shat on him after. Lance Hoyt was owning this match but Spike won w/ the dudley dog.

Match 5- James Storm w/ Jackie vs. Chris Harris. Of course jackie got involved and for the first time of the night the heel won when Harris got distracted by Jackie and Storm superkicked him. Harris got up after and slammed jackie (i didnt see the move as I was heading for the bathroom)

As i'm coming back I hear JB saying that Runt & Lethal will be signing autographs at the merchandise table. Well look here I'm right next to it, I'm second in line (lucky huh). Runt accidently signed Spike on a guys shirt. He goes "Oh yeah i'm not spike anymore".

Intermission is still going on

Havok/Devine, LAX, & Hoyt are on this stage in the back of the arena just sitting. Well they get noticed and Hoyt comes over. He signs everybody's stuff. Then people start chanting LAX. So homicides comes over. He says Ah I dont have a pen, so I hand him my sharpie. He signs everybody's stuff w/ it and takes off

In the mean time Terry Taylor walks on stage and everyone rushes him

intermission over & Match 6- Christopher Daniels vs. Abyss. Abyss hits a black hole slam right away and the match is over in 8 seconds. We got screwed chant is ringing

Match 7- AJ Styles vs. Rhino. Crowd is split. Rhino hits the gore for the win

Match 8- Tag Team title match
Team 3D (who weren't even advertised on twin river's or tna's website) vs. Christian Cage & Tomko. Bubba rips on Cage & Tomko for being gay and the heels play off of it. Funny part Christian is bouncing on the bottom rope wanting a tag and falls right off the apron hard. (No mats because the floor is a rug anyway). Team 3D hit the 3D on Tomko for the win. T3D invite two small kids into the ring.

I went over and got JB's auto. Then I waited outside the exit waiting for guys to come out

In the end I got to meet these guys & get auto's
Jay Lethal
Brother Runt
Lance Hoyt
Homicide and wrote LAX
Terry Taylor
JB (jeremy borash was signing everything JB)
Christian Cage
Tomko

saw but didn't get auto's outside-
Eric Young (sucks not having a marker- others I used someone elses)
Abyss (jumped in the car right away)
D'von (wouldn't come outside)
Ref Andrew & Rudy

[Ultimate Figure Collector]

It's Homicide with an I.

[Deleted]

Tommy Rich did that to me once.. lol... Who better though, lol

[Blackjack]

undisputedkid said:

It's Homicide with an I.

ok thanks

[Deleted]

sounds like a good show but big deal, i'd be honored if homicide took my sharpie.

low ki took my sharpie once, and I let Ricky Morton have mine at the candido cup

[American Phenom]

It happens to me sometimes too if I lend a wrestler my sharpie. No big deal.

[Blackjack]

Homicide is a funny guy though. He was bs'ing with the small crowd. Also said polotics are keeping him out of ROH. But we already know that.

[Deleted]

yeah sounds like homicide was in a good mood tonight, when i saw him for IWA he didnt even sign any autographs at the gimmick table.

[CBT]

I thought you spelled Homicide wrong because you were upset. lol. Homocide is an over the top way of reacting, so I didn't know if you did that as a subtle thing, not a typo.

[James Hetfield]

Haha. Thats what I called him when he showed up at ROH in NY. Homo-Cide.

[deskjet]

DID YOU SAY THE NATURALS WERE THERE?

[Blackjack]

thacbt said:

I thought you spelled Homicide wrong because you were upset. lol. Homocide is an over the top way of reacting, so I didn't know if you did that as a subtle thing, not a typo.

At first yes but then I'd feel like an idiot not correcting a mistake that someone pointed out.

deskjet said:

DID YOU SAY THE NATURALS WERE THERE?

Yeah, they got their ass kicked


Also Bubba is funny in the ring w/ his remarks but most "smart" fans where against him. They like Devon though. But for a house show you know T3D were going to retain.

Also Part 2- IDK why TNA would air a commercial saying Joe & Angle where going to be there. I knew ahead of time on TNA.com and & twin river that they didnt list them. Some people were pissed.

Saw Northeast/New England indy wrestler Jose Perez. He had a VIP pass and was bs'ing w/ us after the event in the parking lot and I saw him talking w/ Devon and some other guy inside.

[shelleyrules]

The ring was smaller than UWF because they aren't the same ring. TNA's ring was bult by them. UWF purchased their ring from Highspots.com and it's about 2 feet bigger on each side.

[doink317]

Haha! Sucks that Homicide stole your sharpie, but like two years ago I went to an indy show with Abyss wrestling, and after his match I went up to him and got his autograph and I let him use my sharpie, and he just walked to the back with it.lol

[Matt]

I thought this was going to be a completely different story.

[PenguinDeluxe]

That's funny. When I met William Regal, he kept trying to give me HIS pen!

[taihyll]

FOR THE RECORD

TNA used a 9' ring for the show you were at when on television they use a 12' ring, tahst why it seemed smaller.

[cureforthesickness]

Blue Meanie actually stole two Sharpies from me in one night. I gave him a blue one because he had nothing to sign autos with and he goes "I'll get it back to you at the end of the night, promise" then later on, I see him looking all sad at the table. I ask him what's up and he goes "someone walked off with your marker.." so I give him another one (always come equipped with multiple..). He signs a bunch more autographs, then kind of gets lost in the shuffle at the end of the night with the crowd leaving. But it's the Meanie, so it's cool.

Sounds like a fun little show. Always gotta love mingling with big name dudes. Low Ki is one of the most unintentially hilarious dude's ever.

[King Shocker the Monumentous]

211 is armed robbery...

[James Hetfield]

cantstoptheshock said:

211 is armed robbery...

211 is just robbery last I remember.