Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 11, 2015 20:13:03 GMT -5
Hero of Time
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 11, 2015 19:57:50 GMT -5
Bell Bottoms
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 11, 2015 15:07:21 GMT -5
Here's a quick rundown of the first season posted by LU on Youtube if you're interested. Holy hell, that was awesome. Loved everything about it: the action, the gimmicks, the filmed bits in between. I've watched some match: Puma/Mundo ladder match, trios ladder match and the coffin match. What suggestions are there. How was Puma/Drago and the iron man bout? Also what's the deal with the medals, didn't quite get that. The winners of the seven medallions fought at Ultima Lucha, where the winner would receive the Gift of the Gods title. GotG is basically like the Money in the Bank where the holder can receive a Lucha Underground Title shot, but they have to give a week's notice so Dario can promote the fight (so they can't cash in when the champion is downed). Dario also noted that the belt would be defended if the holder from time to time if the belt wasn't cashed in, and after the title shot is received, the medallions are redistributed in matches and are unified again for a new Gift of the Gods champion.
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 11, 2015 14:51:55 GMT -5
The comment Orton made last night was a stupid little cheap shot but Owens responded to it well. I think his match with Cesaro at Summerslam will be the show-stealer and that will slowly snowball a KO push. I'm starting to cool down from him losing the feud to The Almighty Lord John Cena. He's gonna be an asset in the upper echelon because he is an effective heel--something WWE is lacking at the moment. He'll have his moments and there'll be a point in the next year or so where he becomes a viable threat to the WWE Championship (I'd make another comment that this would be yet another moment where the WWE/WHC unification was a curse instead of a blessing but I've expended my uses of that around here). Not to mention I fully expect him to be involved with Sami Zayn once he returns from injury, possibly in a 'Mania match that would have no problems stealing the show.
The attire does fit his gimmick. He's a no-nonsense dude that doesn't care who he pleases, as long as he kicks ass and wins titles. He wants a fight and he'll fight a guy in a cutoff tee and shorts if he damn well pleases. And I'm sorry, but NO ONE should have the merit to call him a tub of lard or a lazy fatass. He's a husky guy, sure, but he's consistently put on quality, all-out matches since he debuted. Like Marino said earlier, his conditioning has NEVER been a problem. Not to mention he's got a gut but he busts out a senton better than Myzteziz. Not to mention he's been trusted to put into programs with Cena and Cesaro, two guys who are notable for working longer matches and have that shredded body. And Owens hasn't missed a beat wrestling either of them.
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 11, 2015 13:34:03 GMT -5
There's a movement currently happening on Twitter. #NetflixNeedsLucha
The wrestlers are all pushing it. If y'all tweet it wouldn't hurt to send the hashtag to Netflix's account. If they put Season One up, there's a good chance that could snowball the financial backing/cover up the "money/production costs" problem Van Wagenen was talking about sooner rather than later.
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 11, 2015 11:39:05 GMT -5
In all honesty, if you're vomiting out of your ass it's not because of the match; you're ill. Go to the doctor's.
Sure the match is unappealing but it's not the reason your body is violently ejecting out of your rear end.
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 11, 2015 11:06:25 GMT -5
Playing 2K15 Hustle, Loyalty, Disrespect showcase and I can't for the life of me get the second unlockable on the Cena vs. Rey Mysterio match and again the second one after that with Cena vs. Punk. I think it's match 2 and match 3. Can anyone tell me what the hell I'm not doing? Looking those two matches up: "John Cena vs. Rey Myesterio: Deal moderate damage to Rey Mysterio, perform Cena's 5 Knuckle Shuffle signature move, perform an Attitude Adjustment, then immediately follow the finisher with a pin attempt to win. CM Punk vs. John Cena: Damage Cena moderately, then perform a Suicide Dive. Use a pinfall to defeat Cena"
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 11, 2015 8:24:04 GMT -5
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 11, 2015 7:19:29 GMT -5
I'm diggin' it more than 'Taker/Lesnar in terms of build.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 11, 2015 7:13:58 GMT -5
Bullcrap. Plain and simple. I'm kinda grateful it isn't a free-for-all or another multi-woman match that Nikki wins with a BS rolling elbow or some crap. I've been vocal about my opinions on both the Bellas so I don't have to explain too much why I want to see the belt off of her. The payoff should have been at Summerslam. If either challenging team wins this match, Nikki will no-sell it like she no-sold being kicked in the boobies on Raw and just hold the Divas Title up. Then if Team Bella wins, well then why in the honest-to-goodness ? Over the span of her reign, AJ had more interesting title defenses than Nikki and better matches. I don't care if she phoned it in or whatever. This reign was BS from the start, didn't get a 'Mania match, and NikkiWinsLOL from now until October. It's predictable, it's lazy, it's infuriating. Best part about AJ being erased from the record books? She didn't commit a crime, she didn't go on a politically incorrect tirade, she didn't badmouth the company. She's being blackballed because of who she's married to. Who she loves. Someone's gotta get the Supreme Court on this one.
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 10, 2015 20:46:50 GMT -5
"Sit Down Byron"
god bless
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 10, 2015 20:45:57 GMT -5
John Cena returns to television 2 weeks after he broke his nose. Greatest accomplishment ever. Kurt Angle broke his ing neck and went on to win Olympic Gold. you.
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 10, 2015 20:44:28 GMT -5
I feel like Raw is worse this week because I don't have a new episode of Lucha Underground to fall back on on Wednesday
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 10, 2015 20:40:46 GMT -5
Ambrose should turn on Reigns and Harper should turn on Wyatt. Then those two should form a team.
Tank Top Boys
They'd be like the guys who used to come out with Undashing Rhodes, only instead of putting bags on people's heads they put tank tops on them.
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 10, 2015 20:29:53 GMT -5
idk why but Undertaker avenging his greatest defeat by kicking Lesnar as hard as he could in the balls is the funniest thing ever
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 10, 2015 20:22:07 GMT -5
Also, "The Bellas are ruining the Divas division." -Paige, 2015.
where the lie tho
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 10, 2015 20:19:40 GMT -5
Like why would I want to watch this
I'd rather take Rollins vs Hoss Bella
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 10, 2015 20:17:36 GMT -5
Wait why the tho
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 10, 2015 20:01:34 GMT -5
Byron Saxton aka the inner monologue of a middle-aged man who still thinks wrestling's real
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Aug 10, 2015 19:59:55 GMT -5
This is such a big match that no one got a televised entrance
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