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Post by mattoriginal on Sept 26, 2008 19:19:23 GMT -5
From The MySpace Blog of Matt Osbourne ---- Hey guys, I've been accepted! I'm now apart of the weird and wacky Chikaraverse(kinda like the WWE Universe...but better). I showed up at about 9am, and talked to Quack, but before I got it, he wanted to see what I already know. Apparently this isn't a group training thing, but more one on one training, which I think will work better for me. I think we had a good match. Quack told me I was great for my age, and lack of experience. Later that night, last night. Me and my bro, with girlfriends in tact, went with Quackenbush, who treated me for dinner. Apparently he does that, really great guy. We were doing impressions, and I did my Jericho impression, and Quack was amazed. He said I resemble Jericho to a degree, and that I can mimic him perfectly. Needless to say, I may include that in my CHIKARA gimmick files. He also told me that I'll be debuting on the "John Barleycorn Must Die" show on November 15th. That's a month away so he told me I can work some shows. He told me to show up at 'The Global Gauntlet' to talk about gimmicks. That's this Saturday, so that'll be easy for me. So yeah, I think I'll write more of these now, for you, my loyal viewers.
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Post by perilloboy123 on Sept 26, 2008 19:39:54 GMT -5
I'm now apart of the weird and wacky Chikaraverse(kinda like the WWE Universe...but better). Just to let you know, they call it the "CHIKARMY".
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Post by mattoriginal on Sept 26, 2008 19:44:26 GMT -5
I'm now apart of the weird and wacky Chikaraverse(kinda like the WWE Universe...but better). Just to let you know, they call it the "CHIKARMY". No, that's the fans.
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Post by Max on Sept 26, 2008 20:20:01 GMT -5
It's a fan club/site
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Post by Red Dragon on Sept 27, 2008 2:52:02 GMT -5
I love the way that Kame just comes in to do indy corrections lol
Anyway a good informative write up, Y2J Gimmick? ughh mayber something more original (no pun) Quack's going to steel both your girlfriends! all abit fast allmost like the Chikara Factory gives you one match? I know you want to get onto WWE but these are only small write ups you prob could do more, anyway can't wait to see your gimmick, good luck
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Post by perilloboy123 on Sept 27, 2008 6:43:40 GMT -5
Just to let you know, they call it the "CHIKARMY". No, that's the fans. CHIKARA's WWE Universe is the CHIKARMY.
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Post by CF9™ on Sept 27, 2008 9:58:52 GMT -5
Pretty nice update, can't wait to see more CHIKARA stuff.
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Post by mattoriginal on Sept 27, 2008 11:53:05 GMT -5
I love the way that Kame just comes in to do indy corrections lol Anyway a good informative write up, Y2J Gimmick? ..lets say I won't be doing that in CHIKARA.
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Post by mattoriginal on Oct 6, 2008 15:25:40 GMT -5
Coming soon to "Road to a WWE Contract"..
Fixed grammar in chapters, and tiny changes to some words..
...not much, but I can't update this, thanks to me forgetting my USB at home.
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Post by mattoriginal on Oct 8, 2008 13:32:23 GMT -5
..hey those grammar things are coming as soon as I get back. ----- So I showed up to the ECW arena about an hour before doors opened. I went into Mike's office, which was just a small room, but still non-the-less, pretty cool to say. Quack said that I would have to miss the next two days of work, due to the World Tag Grand-Prix, going on in Germany. I told him that I was fine with not going over to Germany, although according to 'A Lion's Tale', Germany is the metal capitol of the world. I told Quack that it would make more sense to debut me at 'I, McMahon' because of my gimmick...ready?...The Wrestle ROHbot. A Robotic wrestler that hates any kind of wrestling, except ROH. I would need to work on my cattle mutilation, for this gimmick. Something thats being played out in my mind right now, is doing this at an ROH show, and having AmDrag coming out and destroying me. I think that's how I'll end the gimmick. Quack laughed at the gimmick, and said it does make sense, but he'd thinks I need to debut at 'John Barleycorn Must Die'. I can't argue with the bossman, so I asked him how I was gonna debut. He told me that I'd debut along side...............................I told him that that was an awesome idea, and that the fans should love it. Later that night I watched from the audience. Vin Gerard cut a promo saying a TRUE wrestling machine was coming to The Unstable. I smirked to myself, as the crowd booed. I can't wait.
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Post by mattoriginal on Oct 8, 2008 13:33:08 GMT -5
From The MySpace Blog of Matt Original ---- SO BORED YOU GUYS! I'm seriously. While my wrestling brothern are in the most metal country in the world, I'm here playing Halo with my brother..yeah..screw you Call of Duty players. But I'm actually working a match tonight. Since Quackenbush is friends with a lot of the bookers around here, I've gotten myself a spot on a super card event. I'm working on the lower card against this guy named Chris Hammers. His nickname is 'Irish Mayhem'...whoa man. So I hope he knows how to wrestle, or I'll be pissed. Actually the fact that I'm on a card with Kamala, Rodney The Piper(I'm fluent in Santino), Doink, and...well...a future Hall of Famer...Sweet and Sour, Larry Sveeney(also fluent in Claudio) will undo the whole pissed off thing..but regardless. So I better get off here and go get ready. I'll make sure Brit and Jim get some pics for you guys. I hope I can get some autographs, but thats' the mark in me.
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Post by mattoriginal on Oct 8, 2008 13:33:59 GMT -5
Man it's cold in this locker room. It is defiantly close to winter. I'm currently standing around trying to snap as many shots with these wrestlers, and get ready at the same time. My wrist tape is extremely awesome tonight. I've got Roddy Piper and Larry Sweeney to write stuff on it, so it has 'Piper at the Gates of Philly' on my left hand, and 'Ham and Eggers' with a (\) sign over it on my right. It's super, ultra, mega awesome. This Chris Hammers guy has been wrestling for a few years apparently, and worked a preshow match on a UK ROH show. Before the show started, he showed me his match against Rhett Titus(who may I add, is addicted to love). Hammers is actually pretty good, and used that move that Lance Cade has been using as of recently. He calls it the 'Irish Bomb'. So we went over what would happen...we'd both make each other look like $10,000. So I came out first as 'Saint's of Los Angeles' hits, and make my way around. I'm still under the Matt Osbourne name, but I'm working a new gimmick. Cocky up and coming heel. 'The Trooper' by Iron Maiden, kicked off right when I was in mid pose on the turnbuckle and Ol' 'Irish Mayhem' made his way to the ring. After high fiving the fans, he got in the ring, and it was time for the ring introductions. After that time consuming thing, we locked up. He threw me against, but I ducked a clothesline, and super kicked the back of his neck, and he sold it like a million bucks. I picked him up and hit a fantastic snap suplex, for just a two. I then locked him in a boston crab, but he countered quickly and went on a huge amount of offense. He was relentless with his strikes. He should have auditioned to be a mixed martial artist, instead of a wrestler. He went on a ground and pound offensive, but I ducked and dodged, until I could get a fist up to his face. Once I got him off me, while he was bent over, clutching his face, I hit a Ron Killings inspired scissor kick. I went to the top rope and frog splash dived, but he rolled, leaving me to fall flat on my stomach. You know when you do a belly flop into the pool? You know that pain? Yeah, multiply that by 17 and you get the pain of landing on you r stomach in a ring. Hammers picked me up and hit an Irish Bomb, to almost get a win. I kicked out, and got up, as he argued with the referee, I hooked him in a dragon sleeper style, and hit my new finisher: The Courtesy Call. Pretty much, it's the Test Drive that Test used to do. I pinned, him to get my second win, making me 2-3. As I celebrated he stood up and shook my hand. I raised his hand, signifying that I earned his respect, and visa-versa. In the locker room, Hammers said that I did pretty good. Most of my opponents have told me that, so I've noticed. He said that he was working on a tour with the company that is promoting the show, and it will involve some over sea's work, and he'd look into getting me a spot on the tour. Fantastic! I just hope some talent scout sees me soon. This idea for my WWE debut is jumping in my head.
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Post by mattoriginal on Oct 8, 2008 13:34:46 GMT -5
From The MySpace Blog of Matt Original --- Still waiting for my CHIKARA debut. Still two weeks away. So I talked to Quackenbooooooooooosh today, and I already know my debut. I'll be working as a heel, that's wrestling jargon for bad guy for my friends that don't know. I recently got my gear in the mail. Think MVP, but with long tights, rather short tights. I also got a mask, which will be essential for hiding my identity. But I shouldn't keep you with my rambling, just make sure to look for me at CHIKARA: “John Barleycorn Must Die” on November 15th.
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Post by mattoriginal on Oct 8, 2008 13:52:37 GMT -5
As of right now, me, Brit, Chris(not the ex...the Hammers guy), and this other wrestler named Jake Hazuki, are all hanging out around town. Half an hour ago we were at The Olive Garden, and you'll never guess who I saw. Lets just say the bread sticks were Just Incredible..I think you get the message. Then we went to Target, and lets just say, after I saw who I saw, I love that Franchise..But ya, we're at a bar right now, and since I don't drink, I'm the designated driver. I have a tremendous amount of entertainment, at the moment. Britney is all over me, and Jake is daring Chris to put some crap from the unclean restroom, on two pieces of bread, and eat it. This is all good stuff. So, I'm sitting here, and all of a sudden, this one big guy pushes me off my stool. Well, just like Dee Synder, I'm not gonna take it. So I ask him who the hell he is, and I should have recognized him, from all the puro I've watched. He tells me that he is Ricky Slayer, and that if I don't get out of his face, I'll be just like everyone he's fought, dead. We'll...were I come from...those are fighting words....buuuuuuut....He's got at least 200 pounds on me, so I guess I'll back down....THIS Time. So I got a booth and a chicken sandwich, with bacon and melted cheese, which is actually really good...That's surprising due to how dirty this place is. So as I was dragging Brittney, Jake, and Hammers, while he was trying to eat the crapwich. We almost caught the last bus back to my bro's house, so we had to walk home. We had a hobo follow us home, trying to steal Hammers' sandwich. Funny stuff.
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Post by mattoriginal on Oct 8, 2008 13:53:27 GMT -5
From The MySpace Blog of Matt Original --- CHIKARA Debut – 3 Days in counting! Thats Right, Ladies and Gents! Only three more days until November 15th, The Debut of Myself. I'm sooo pumped for this man. And after I get Smackdown 2009, I can plot me out some finishing moves to test out. I'm hoping some talent scout sees me, this time period between shows is unbearable man. I have heard that Gabe might be in attendance this weekend, and if that is the case, I've always got Daniels' recommendation, along with Quackenbush...maybe. And if that is the case, they're gonna be back in Nashville and St. Louis, which means I'll get to see my family again. It's been along time. Well I best be getting off. Brittney is tugging me off it again. Oh and before I log off, you should add her. She's in my top 8, along with my new wrestling bro's, Hammers and Hazuki.
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Post by mattoriginal on Oct 8, 2008 13:54:31 GMT -5
I have NEVER felt this ridicules in my entire life...I look kinda like Mecha Mummy, but he lost a lot of weight..oh well, at least no one will see my face..and also on the bright side, I don't look like a 'Sea Amigo's' from Kyju Big Battel..and I'm not The Jokester..Gerard is fighting with Colin and Stigma against Jim Jam, and Fire/Solider Ant..Oh thats my cue...I run down the short ramp, roll into the ring and dropkick Fire Ant, disqualifying my team. But Gerard looks on smiling and clapping, as I toss Jimmy Olsen over the top rope. Solider Ant looks at me and salutes, but I kick him in the stomach, then go down, and lock in a Cattle Mutilation, as the bell rang. Gerard got on the microphone and says that this is what he was talking about, back in Philly. He introduced me as 'Wrestle ROHBOT', the robot sent from ROH to destroy CHIKARA from the inside out, and he'd gladly help me on my mission. He then told me that I needed to finish the job. I went to the outside, picked up Jimmy and threw him, torpedo style into the turnbuckle post. It made a sick sound, thankfully I didn't cringe. I then found Fire Ant, rolled him in the ring, and gave him that move I gave Hammers, The Courtesy Call. After a few seconds, I rolled back out of the ring, and found Solider Ant, I went to clothesline him, but he ducked, and went right on the offense. But the numbers gain caught up on him, and I eventually hit a giant suplex on the outside of the ring, as the fans chanted for Worker Ant, who was home sick tonight...I know what your thinking..How do ants get sick? I would answer that, but I don't know if they can..So as soon as I got back in my locker room, I was approached by Gabe. One of the ROH bookers. He told me, that he watched my match tonight, and my match against Hammers, and would love to see me apart of ROH. I told him that I'd love to come along, especially since ROH would be in cities close to family, STL and Nashville. Gabe told me that Cary would get a hold of me. I thanked him, and quickly got out of my ridicules..but quite cool out fit. I gotta admit, the circuit designs on it look awesome. I caught up with Hammers and Hazuki, after picking up Brittney, and we celebrated as Hammers informed me that he just signed an ROH deal, and that we could travel down the road. Oh...I forgot about the whole Traveling thing..
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Post by Iron Man on Oct 8, 2008 14:19:08 GMT -5
this diary is missing a certain "Icon".
A good update Mathew, kinda dragging on but still pretty interesting. The ROH Deal is pretty cool and can't wait to read more of it.
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Post by Red Dragon on Oct 8, 2008 14:37:34 GMT -5
Man how many updates was that? 2 matches as well! Holy man your on a roll, I was thinking 'this is in the hof?' but now I remember why (mostly due to lions tale references and TO THE BACK shouted out, why no TO THE BACK?) All these guys comming in are awsome although it does seem rushed, Weried gimmick at first but know I love it, STIGMA seems useless now as the non talking masked character, the whole weried writting is great as allways (ants getting sick), keep this bad boy up and try to post more regually, good luck!!!
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Post by CF9™ on Oct 8, 2008 15:34:02 GMT -5
Howly updates Batman! Really liking this man, two matches were great. Wrestle ROHbot is awesome, and a CHIKARA/ROH fued should be awesome. Be sure to detail your trips to STL, that's my hometown, lol. Meeting the sims characters is really cool, maybe you could meet a certain St. Louisian who's name rhymes with Evan Pagano .
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Post by duan on Oct 8, 2008 15:43:07 GMT -5
this diary is missing a certain "Icon". A good update Mathew, kinda dragging on but still pretty interesting. The ROH Deal is pretty cool and can't wait to read more of it. i agree, lack of sanchez is really getting me down. this is still going strong, but i don't like how fast you are moving up the ranks. well, i still like it.
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