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Post by The Dude on Apr 11, 2008 23:20:53 GMT -5
"You have a funny mustache, that's why you're a virgin"
Anyone else hear that comment by John Morrison on SD?
I busted up laughing, am I the only one that found that funny?
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Post by Dee Dee King on Apr 11, 2008 23:27:12 GMT -5
Yes, and I LOL'ed. Morrison is the man.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2008 23:27:57 GMT -5
"You have a funny mustache, that's why you're a virgin" Anyone else hear that comment by John Morrison on SD? I busted up laughing, am I the only one that found that funny? Same here. But he said "Nice mustache, loser, that's why you're a virgin, you know that right? |
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Apr 11, 2008 23:30:21 GMT -5
Festus...Yang...
Why does Morrison assume that everyone who isn't him or Miz isn't getting laid?
Morrison would call Val Venis a virgin if it suited his whim.
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Post by Get A Rhythm™ on Apr 11, 2008 23:30:51 GMT -5
Yep. I heard it all the way in the 4th row. Funny stuff.
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Post by skribbel24 on Apr 11, 2008 23:42:05 GMT -5
Heard it loud and clear. Awesome how he kept talking trash while wrestling.
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Post by The Dude on Apr 11, 2008 23:50:34 GMT -5
Festus...Yang... Why does Morrison assume that everyone who isn't him or Miz isn't getting laid? Morrison would call Val Venis a virgin if it suited his whim. I think I just crap myself from laughing so hard, that was funny. |
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Post by Johnny on Apr 11, 2008 23:55:52 GMT -5
Festus...Yang... Why does Morrison assume that everyone who isn't him or Miz isn't getting laid? Morrison would call Val Venis a virgin if it suited his whim. I think someone like you would know what a gimmik is... |
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Apr 12, 2008 0:03:22 GMT -5
Festus...Yang... Why does Morrison assume that everyone who isn't him or Miz isn't getting laid? Morrison would call Val Venis a virgin if it suited his whim. I think someone like you would know what a gimmik is... I know it's a "gimmik." I just think it's a stupid "gimmik." Everything else Morrison does, I have no problem with. But this one just annoys the hell out of me, probably because he's insulting people based on something that can be disproven. |
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Post by scoobypat on Apr 12, 2008 0:04:04 GMT -5
Festus...Yang... Why does Morrison assume that everyone who isn't him or Miz isn't getting laid? Morrison would call Val Venis a virgin if it suited his whim. Because he's a heel, and a heel isn't nice. Are you seeing where I'm going with this? |
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Post by pimpmaster5000 on Apr 12, 2008 0:10:43 GMT -5
miz " oMGz1!! i Have a HAt aND a faKe tan ,an MAY freeND has lOoong hEir and ABBs"
nitro " tHAS wAHy Wi GEEt laYD"
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Post by The Mania© on Apr 12, 2008 0:35:52 GMT -5
I remember a couple weeks ago in a Six-man tag, Morrison was on the apron and started yelling at CM Punk about how he'll never be in the Palace of Wisdom, funny, funny stuff.
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Post by hbk4champ on Apr 12, 2008 3:21:03 GMT -5
i heard that and lol'd to. and then the coach goes "i dont think we can repeat that".
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Post by adammarvel05 on Apr 12, 2008 3:37:37 GMT -5
Festus...Yang... Why does Morrison assume that everyone who isn't him or Miz isn't getting laid? Morrison would call Val Venis a virgin if it suited his whim. I think someone like you would know what a gimmik is... Of course he knows what a gimmik is, he's the freakin Devil! gimmik sounds like someone who is going to debut in TNA. |
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Post by AdamBomb on Apr 12, 2008 3:44:55 GMT -5
Morrison will go far in the WWE - he's quickly become one of my all time favorites, crazy to think that this is a kid who was on tough enough. But damn, in the ring and out of the ring he entertains that crap out of me. The "Palace of Wisdom" stuff is golden. I think someone like you would know what a gimmik is... Of course he knows what a gimmik is, he's the freakin Devil! gimmik sounds like someone who is going to debut in TNA."And here comes GimmiK, you know KimmiG spelled backwards right?" |
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Post by Fury on Apr 12, 2008 4:32:51 GMT -5
Morrison still seems forced as hell though on the mic.
Plus Morrison clearly should've been Moore in that dirt sheet thing, not only does he resemble him more but Miz did a much better Yang impression. Taking Kayfabe a bit too far but whatever.
Miz & Morrison are really growing on me though.
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Post by rbwwejakks on Apr 12, 2008 5:00:05 GMT -5
I thought it was hillarious.
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Post by PhoeniX™: Valoween on Apr 12, 2008 5:27:53 GMT -5
miz " oMGz1!! i Have a HAt aND a faKe tan ,an MAY freeND has lOoong hEir and ABBs" nitro " tHAS wAHy Wi GEEt laYD" That might have been a quarter funny, if you called Morrison by his proper name. |
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Post by s☠e on Apr 12, 2008 6:23:44 GMT -5
Did anyone hear him in a tag match a few weeks ago, Festus lande on him then a few moments later he moaned "...uh..he's so fattt..."
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Post by adammarvel05 on Apr 12, 2008 6:25:02 GMT -5
Morrison will go far in the WWE - he's quickly become one of my all time favorites, crazy to think that this is a kid who was on tough enough. But damn, in the ring and out of the ring he entertains that crap out of me. The "Palace of Wisdom" stuff is golden. Of course he knows what a gimmik is, he's the freakin Devil! gimmik sounds like someone who is going to debut in TNA."And here comes GimmiK, you know KimmiG spelled backwards right?" GimmiK will debut in as a monster and fued will Abyss, that will go on for about a week, during which he has also fueded with James Storm, Robert Roode and Team 3D (all of which he changed from face to heel 7 times) then the week after he will fued with Booker T but that will be dropped and he will disapear for a month where he returns to join team Angle, but will be lost in a year long fued with Eric young, once that fued ends he will job to Christy Hemme for a week untill suddenly Apearing in the main event scene as one of Sting's partners in a 10 man over the top rop underwater barbwire on a pole pillow fight match. |
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